Mrs Roops Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A 'sex forum'? The thought of you, twanging away on your fanny, as a ten inch brown torpedo swings back and forth from your arse, doesn't exactly fill me with erotic fervour. It wasn't meant to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 On 27/09/2019 at 23:55, Decimus said: She's vastly improved, to the point she's even made me laugh on a couple of occasions. And don't count me as a lickspittle, subservient, Roopesque worm. The cunt has banned me three times in two months so there's no love loss there. Credit where credit is due, though, she's only half shit. Agreed D, i always give credit where it's due, fuck me , i have even agreed with Ed on an occasion and i can't stand that cunt. I think she should chuck the admin job in and mix it up on a level playing ground with us cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 On 28/09/2019 at 14:42, Decimus said: Wash your fucking mouth out with soap, the Decimus brand continues to be as provocative as ever. It's not yet October and I've been banned three times since August. My balls are as pendulous as ever. The only reason anyone gets banned on here is because they are thick as shit. Bragging about being “banned three times since August” is the mark of a liar and a dumb wanker. The evidence speaks for itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, judgetwi said: The only reason anyone gets banned on here is because they are thick as shit. Bragging about being “banned three times since August” is the mark of a liar and a dumb wanker. The evidence speaks for itself. Ermmm, I have been banned three times since then, ask teacher if you don't believe me, you seem to spend half your life in her pocket squealing about being bullied, so I'm sure you have got a hotline open. As for being "thick as shit", I can promise you that calling you your favourite insult was entirely calculated, with full knowledge of the consequences; I just didn't care. So shove that up your fat, morally suspect arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ermmm, I have been banned three times since then, ask teacher if you don't believe me, you seem to spend half your life in her pocket squealing about being bullied, so I'm sure you have got a hotline open. As for being "thick as shit", I can promise you that calling you your favourite insult was entirely calculated, with full knowledge of the consequences; I just didn't care. So shove that up your fat, morally suspect arse. I wouldn't worry too much Decs I've bunged some bitcoins Roops's way. I was tempted to go old-school Big Sam Allardyce, and pass her a brown envelope, but you gotta move with the times. So feel free to unleash the beast anytime on our Jewish friend. I'm also as high as a fucking kite right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ermmm, I have been banned three times since then, ask teacher if you don't believe me, you seem to spend half your life in her pocket squealing about being bullied, so I'm sure you have got a hotline open. As for being "thick as shit", I can promise you that calling you your favourite insult was entirely calculated, with full knowledge of the consequences; I just didn't care. So shove that up your fat, morally suspect arse. Clutch my pearls duckie. I didn’t mean to make you cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 On 28/09/2019 at 00:45, Mrs Roops said: Eddie made the mistake of following my instructions and left the V5C in the glove compartment with spare keys. The vehicle is at an undisclosed Audi showroom as a low mileage model. It’s not as if you need the money, just pure spite, Ape you was right about her, I’m devastated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 33 minutes ago, Eddie said: It’s not as if you need the money, just pure spite, Ape you was right about her, I’m devastated. You forgot to tell her that Fatty had swapped out the engine and gearbox from one that had been round the clock twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 On 30/09/2019 at 00:56, judgetwi said: Clutch my pearls duckie. I didn’t mean to make you cry. Am I correct in thinking at you have had a ban once? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 23 minutes ago, Glowworm said: You forgot to tell her that Fatty had swapped out the engine and gearbox from one that had been round the clock twice. That’s a reasonable description of Roops there Pen. Although I think she’s been round the clock three times now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 34 minutes ago, King Billy said: That’s a reasonable description of Roops there Pen. Although I think she’s been round the clock three times now. It takes me back over 40 years ago to someone who I worked with who had a two years old Vauxhall Victor estate. He took it to one of these clutch centres that were springing up to have a new clutch fitted. He was told that it would taken three days to get the parts but if he left the car with them they would deliver it back to him at home when it was done .. the fuckwit paid them in advance. The car was back on his drive four days later and it quickly because apparent that something was not right with the engine so he went back to his usual garage to have it looked at. There the mechanic lifted the bonnet up and very quickly told him that the engine had been swapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Eddie said: It’s not as if you need the money, just pure spite, Ape you was right about her, I’m devastated. Whaddya expect when the promised SUV turned out to be a 2WD soft roader? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 47 minutes ago, King Billy said: That’s a reasonable description of Roops there Pen. Although I think she’s been round the clock three times now. ...and yet I still have all my own teeth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 20 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ...and yet I still have all my own teeth. Most of them in a little box. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 38 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Whaddya expect when the promised SUV turned out to be a 2WD soft roader? You know me darling, all smoke and mirrors, bluff and almost no taste, whaddya expect? x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: It takes me back over 40 years ago. Which button do I press? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Most of them in a little box. Don't forget the full set she has in her hairy box! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Most of them in a little box. Fallen, pulled, or punched out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Fallen, pulled, or punched out? Who knows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who knows Who cares? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 On 28/09/2019 at 14:42, Decimus said: Wash your fucking mouth out with soap, the Decimus brand continues to be as provocative as ever. It's not yet October and I've been banned three times since August. My balls are as pendulous as ever. We're in dire times. The cooler is empty and cunts are fearing it. There's still punters with a devil may care attitude, but their certainly in the minority. I wear my warning points as badges of honour. Now where's @judgetwi when you need an obese jewish cripple who always takes the bait. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 12 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: We're in dire times. The cooler is empty and cunts are fearing it. There's still punters with a devil may care attitude, but there certainly in the minority. I wear my warning points as badges of honour. Now where's @judgetwi when you need an obese jewish cripple who always takes the bait. He's probably taking advantage of both inclusivity culture and the Covid debacle simultaneously. He's working as a Covid Marshall, whirring along in his mobility scooter, waving a clipboard, blowing a whistle and flicking on the blue flashing light when he's in 'hot pursuit' of a 'perp'. The stupid fucking Davros cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's probably taking advantage of both inclusivity culture and the Covid debacle simultaneously. He's working as a Covid Marshall, whirring along in his mobility scooter, waving a clipboard, blowing a whistle and flicking on the blue flashing light when he's in 'hot pursuit' of a 'perp'. The stupid fucking Davros cunt. I could see him reveling in that role ever since the cozzers pensioned him off for incompetence. Hopefully he's wadding about as a Securicor custodian, with the ever present threat of a sawn off shotgun resting under his triple chin. I'm sure he'd like to tell us he scared the would be robber off with one of his stock hardman phrases, but was probably struggling to control last night's kebab making an unexpected appearance... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: We're in dire times. The cooler is empty and cunts are fearing it. There's still punters with a devil may care attitude, but their certainly in the minority. I wear my warning points as badges of honour. Now where's @judgetwi when you need an obese jewish cripple who always takes the bait. I'll be one if you want. "Oivey, vot have we here? A real little a schmucker and no mistake". Bit too jewish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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