Penny Farthing Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 On almost every poster advertising new films (movies to yank cunts), books, musicals, plays etc are quotes from some cunt or the other that include the words "YOU MUST WATCH THIS", "YOU MUST READ THIS" or something meaning the fucking same. First thing unless there is some kind of legal requirement the the "YOU MUST" requirement is untrue and surely in breach of the advertising laws. Second if you are thick enough to take notice of such posters you are a sad and lonely unimaginative (probably someone such as a doorman, pretend aerospace engineer or cunt with violent inclinations to people you don't know) and you should be throttled .. FUCK OFF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 I suppose it falls to me to point out, after five hours of metaphorical tumbleweed, that nobody appears to be reading this. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 My 2 favourite ever reviews are, a Q magazine review of a New Kids On The Block remix album ( "about as useful and fulfilling as trying to dilute water") and a local newspaper's review of The Man With The Golden Gun. The entire review read: "Christopher Lee has 3 nipples, Roger Moore has one expression". FOFNCII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 Mark Wahlberg 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: My 2 favourite ever reviews are, a Q magazine review of a New Kids On The Block remix album ( "about as useful and fulfilling as trying to dilute water") and a local newspaper's review of The Man With The Golden Gun. The entire review read: "Christopher Lee has 3 nipples, Roger Moore has one expression". FOFNCII I salute Olly. Mostly in dredging up Mark Wahlbererger's life again. New flids off their box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Mark Wahlberg I salute Olly. Mostly in dredging up Mark Wahlbererger's life again. New flids off their box. Wasn't that soppy cunt in jail before he ever got a chance to be in 'New Kids'? I know his brother Donnie was in it. Poor dopey Mark ended up with a 'Funky Bunch' as consolation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 12 hours ago, Glowworm said: On almost every poster advertising new films (movies to yank cunts), books, musicals, plays etc are quotes from some cunt or the other that include the words "YOU MUST WATCH THIS", "YOU MUST READ THIS" or something meaning the fucking same. First thing unless there is some kind of legal requirement the the "YOU MUST" requirement is untrue and surely in breach of the advertising laws. Second if you are thick enough to take notice of such posters you are a sad and lonely unimaginative (probably someone such as a doorman, pretend aerospace engineer or cunt with violent inclinations to people you don't know) and you should be throttled .. FUCK OFF! Fucking hell Pen. In my short tenure here you've posted some shite but this is a new low, even for you. Why don't you surf the net for some alternative news outlets to the BBC. You might then be able to contribute something quirky or amusing, I doubt it, but possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 44 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Fucking hell Pen. In my short tenure here you've posted some shite but this is a new low, even for you. Why don't you surf the net for some alternative news outlets to the BBC. You might then be able to contribute something quirky or amusing, I doubt it, but possible. Spectacularly fucking shit, isn’t it? It’s attempting to garner favour from, I suspect, Frank and Eddie, as it’s under the delusion that it’s part of the gang. It’s a fucking idiot. I wish it were dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 Only flids will take any notice of shit like that, it's no surprise that you're one of them. Fuck off Pen you complete all round spastic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 YOU MUST drink bleach, and lots of it. Fuck off you retarded old wench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Only flids will take any notice of shit like that, it's no surprise that you're one of them. Fuck off Pen you complete all round spastic. I’ve found a copy of Once Were Warriors on eBay and I’ve ordered the cunt. Looking forward to seeing Jake kick the shit out of people, each one of which me and chewy will imagine to be @Eddie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I suppose it falls to me to point out, after five hours of metaphorical tumbleweed, that nobody appears to be reading this. Do you live in a different time zone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: Only flids will take any notice of shit like that, it's no surprise that you're one of them. Fuck off Pen you complete all round spastic. Margarine head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: Spectacularly fucking shit, isn’t it? It’s attempting to garner favour from, I suspect, Frank and Eddie, as it’s under the delusion that it’s part of the gang. It’s a fucking idiot. I wish it were dead. Gang? Nobody told me about a gang. How come no cunt asked me to join? What am I, a peaceful or something? Fucking islamophobes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 28 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Margarine head. You haven't got a lot to offer tonight have you, or any other night. Piss off to bed with your lukewarm ovaltine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: You haven't got a lot to offer tonight have you, or any other night. Piss off to bed with your lukewarm ovaltine. I don't drink ovaltine storkhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I don't drink ovaltine storkhead. You ok..you appear to be stressed out.. Is it your age ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: You ok..you appear to be stressed out.. Is it your age ? Yes I am ok thank yo .. thank you for asking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 8 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Yes I am ok thank yo .. thank you for asking Good to hear, wouldn't want anything unpleasant to happen to such a valid member of the corner. Your humor would be missed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 8 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Good to hear, wouldn't want anything unpleasant to happen to such a valid member of the corner. Your humor would be missed. Bender you no longer exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 10 hours ago, Glowworm said: Bender you no longer exist. Oh but i do and don't you know about it, you wretched old fossil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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