Guest Cock Holster Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 I’ve joined this site specifically to moan about this pair of fucking low grade cunt material from stinking Yorkshire. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/aug/26/woman-who-wins-10k-a-month-for-30-years-wont-swap-skegness-holidays Their life aspirations appear to be holidaying in shit holes, owning a toilet on wheels and a collection of jumpers for the kids. Can only assume the kids need the jumpers because of the cold turd invested holiday destinations they vacate. This makes me physical sick, stinking northerners winning anything should be banned outright in this country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 You might struggle to last with a nomination like this...when i joined many years ago, i joined to moan about Woody fucking Allen. It turned out to be a classic like most of my nominations, hence why i'm still here. Welcome and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 26 minutes ago, Cock Holster said: I’ve joined this site specifically to moan about this pair of fucking low grade cunt material from stinking Yorkshire. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/aug/26/woman-who-wins-10k-a-month-for-30-years-wont-swap-skegness-holidays Their life aspirations appear to be holidaying in shit holes, owning a toilet on wheels and a collection of jumpers for the kids. Can only assume the kids need the jumpers because of the cold turd invested holiday destinations they vacate. This makes me physical sick, stinking northerners winning anything should be banned outright in this country. “Destinations they vacate”...... a strange expression which could only come from a cretin who watches too much trash American tv. “This makes me physical sick.” Another failure to express the English language. You are obviously a half brained semi literate fuckwit. You should find a lot of friends here. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 21 minutes ago, Cock Holster said: I’ve joined this site specifically to moan about this pair of fucking low grade cunt material from stinking Yorkshire. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/aug/26/woman-who-wins-10k-a-month-for-30-years-wont-swap-skegness-holidays Their life aspirations appear to be holidaying in shit holes, owning a toilet on wheels and a collection of jumpers for the kids. Can only assume the kids need the jumpers because of the cold turd invested holiday destinations they vacate. This makes me physical sick, stinking northerners winning anything should be banned outright in this country. Not bad for an opener. This is certainly a phenomenon. I remember when the national lottery was implemented. One of the first million+ winners, when asked what he would do now, having been skint all his life, proudly announced that he would continue working at the porcelain factory, in the lavatory section. Because he enjoyed his job so much. What a stupid fucking wanker. I do hope he's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 minute ago, judgetwi said: “Destinations they vacate”...... a strange expression which could only come from a cretin who watches too much trash American tv. “This makes me physical sick.” Another failure to express the English language. You are obviously a half brained semi literate fuckwit. You should find a lot of friends here. 😁 I'm guessing he/she meant; 'vacate to'. Also acceptable, would be 'to which they vacate'. Give the cunt half a chance. It's the first newbie for months that hasn't logged in on a Fisher Price activity centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 10 minutes ago, judgetwi said: “Destinations they vacate”...... a strange expression which could only come from a cretin who watches too much trash American tv. “This makes me physical sick.” Another failure to express the English language. You are obviously a half brained semi literate fuckwit. You should find a lot of friends here. 😁 Semi literate? Thanks, it’s more than my English teacher thought I’d manage to achieve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 I do believe you’re going soft Mr Hard Man. However, I take your point. Who knows if he’s not another wanker who will end up licking your arse? I wouldn’t want to discourage anyone from that would I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 minute ago, judgetwi said: I do believe you’re going soft Mr Hard Man. However, I take your point. Who knows if he’s not another wanker who will end up licking your arse? I wouldn’t want to discourage anyone from that would I? To be fair judge, I wouldn't want you to either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: To be fair judge, I wouldn't want you to either. Hope so Eric, more likes for you if this new moron takes a liking to you, i take great pleasure and get a bit of wood going on when D is kept off the top of the leaderboard. It's sick i know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 12 minutes ago, Cock Holster said: Semi literate? Thanks, it’s more than my English teacher thought I’d manage to achieve. Tell us about yourself, a member called Ed has told us about himself and it's working wonders for him. He is our prized site jester. Second thoughts, just make us laugh with some cutting-edge wit. Forget about Judgemental, he can be good and funny but most of the time, quite lame. I like him though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 11 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Hope so Eric, more likes for you if this new moron takes a liking to you, i take great pleasure and get a bit of wood going on when D is kept off the top of the leaderboard. It's sick i know. I take no pleasure in it when Decs is incapacitated by a ban. It's like taking a vacant title without a fight. I feel dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 7 hours ago, Cock Holster said: I’ve joined this site specifically to moan about this pair of fucking low grade cunt material from stinking Yorkshire. This makes me physical sick, stinking northerners winning anything should be banned outright in this country. That's nothing, when these fat Scottish cunts won £161m on the Euromillions my head literally exploded with rage. It's my fucking ghost that's typing this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's nothing, when these fat Scottish cunts won £161m on the Euromillions my head literally exploded with rage. It's my fucking ghost that's typing this. Didn't they gove £3million to the S Fucking NP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 Anyone know what has happened to that Edward Putman cunt who is supposed to have won £2.5million with a fake ticket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 7 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Hope so Eric, more likes for you if this new moron takes a liking to you, i take great pleasure and get a bit of wood going on when D is kept off the top of the leaderboard. It's sick i know. I like your style Fends. I’m starting to think that the earthquake, volcano, devastating fire, flood, lightning strike, mudslide and then cholera and dysentery epidemic, topped off with a horde of flesh eating locusts might have been too much to wish for in Corsica. I guess the Cunt will be returning soon. Shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 36 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Anyone know what has happened to that Edward Putman cunt who is supposed to have won £2.5million with a fake ticket? He went on a fake round the world cruise on a fake ship. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: He went on a fake round the world cruise on a fake ship. Shit .. you've finally rumbled who @Earl of Punkape is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: He went on a fake round the world cruise on a fake ship. 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: Shit .. you've finally rumbled who @Earl of Punkape is The were stories about some cunt trying to play golf on the surface of Winterley Pool but was fucked because the tee kept floating away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: The were stories about some cunt trying to play golf on the surface of Winterley Pool but was fucked because the tee kept floating away. Punkers can insert a Big Bertha into his lubed anus sideways. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 8 hours ago, Cock Holster said: I’ve joined this site specifically to moan about this pair of fucking low grade cunt material from stinking Yorkshire. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/aug/26/woman-who-wins-10k-a-month-for-30-years-wont-swap-skegness-holidays Their life aspirations appear to be holidaying in shit holes, owning a toilet on wheels and a collection of jumpers for the kids. Can only assume the kids need the jumpers because of the cold turd invested holiday destinations they vacate. This makes me physical sick, stinking northerners winning anything should be banned outright in this country. Don't worry about it cocky, theres enough stinking northerners here in Spain. One started talking to me. I think he was on about Leeds Utd getting promoted, I couldn't understand what he was on about as I only speak English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not bad for an opener. This is certainly a phenomenon. I remember when the national lottery was implemented. One of the first million+ winners, when asked what he would do now, having been skint all his life, proudly announced that he would continue working at the porcelain factory, in the lavatory section. Because he enjoyed his job so much. What a stupid fucking wanker. I do hope he's dead. He was flushed with success then? I'll get me flat cap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: That's nothing, when these fat Scottish cunts won £161m on the Euromillions my head literally exploded with rage. It's my fucking ghost that's typing this. Looking at the size of these chubsters I expect heart problems will see them dead within the next 10 years, so if I was them I would be spending that money like a cunt. Fuck buying family houses, fuck giving money to hedgehog charities, it will be spend spend fucking spend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 39 minutes ago, King Billy said: He went on a fake round the world cruise on a fake ship. That's Frank isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He was flushed with success then? I'll get me flat cap. Cat flap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 7 hours ago, King Billy said: I guess the Cunt will be returning soon. Shit! Which will probably be around the time your little peanut sized bollocks retract back into your stomach and you scuttle off and hide under your rock again, wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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