Nature or Nurture?

[King Billy]

A study out today has revealed that the commonly quoted fallacy that ‘gay’ people or faggots, mincers, turd burglars, queers, Nancy boys, Punkers, poofs or ‘homosexuals’ as some people like to label them do not have a gay gene. The study in a publication called Science found slight variations in the genetic make up of a load of weirdos they looked at. The conclusion reached by the poof watchers was that there was no measurable genetic explanation for gayness. 

So, While not actually being a scientist myself or having taken any part in the experiment, I have come to the indisputable conclusion that they simply love a large portion up them.

[Eric Cuntman]

40 minutes ago, King Billy said:

A study out today has revealed that the commonly quoted fallacy that ‘gay’ people or faggots, mincers, turd burglars, queers, Nancy boys, Punkers, poofs or ‘homosexuals’ as some people like to label them do not have a gay gene. The study in a publication called Science found slight variations in the genetic make up of a load of weirdos they looked at. The conclusion reached by the poof watchers was that there was no measurable genetic explanation for gayness. 

So, While not actually being a scientist myself or having taken any part in the experiment, I have come to the indisputable conclusion that they simply love a large portion up them.

Gayness is a disease. If spotted early..ie, likes dolls etc', a variety of treatments can prove successful. The child should be introduced to masculine influences;

Red Meat

Regular (daily) beatings.

Soft porn (it's a kid)

Chuck Norris box set.

 

Should symptoms persist into adolescence, ie, mincing, watching Love Island, or bumming, inhumane euthanisation is the recommended treatment route. Physical remains, clothing and possessions should be responsibly incinerated to eliminate residual AIDS.

[scotty]

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Gayness is a disease. If spotted early..ie, likes dolls etc', a variety of treatments can prove successful. The child should be introduced to masculine influences;

Red Meat

Regular (daily) beatings.

Soft porn (it's a kid)

Chuck Norris box set.

 

Should symptoms persist into adolescence, ie, mincing, watching Love Island, or bumming, inhumane euthanisation is the recommended treatment route. Physical remains, clothing and possessions should be responsibly incinerated to eliminate residual AIDS.

I repeat. 

Fucking leftie. 😠😠

[Eric Cuntman]

38 minutes ago, scotty said:

I repeat. 

Fucking leftie. 😠😠

Look, you stick to your old fashioned morphine treatment. My surgery has a 100% clear up rate for patients exhibiting the symptoms of homosexuality. I'm using a pioneering technique involving the use of subcutaneous metallic implants.

which reminds me, I need to order a dozen boxes of S&W .357 Mag.

[scotty]

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Look, you stick to your old fashioned morphine treatment. My surgery has a 100% clear up rate for patients exhibiting the symptoms of homosexuality. I'm using a pioneering technique involving the use of subcutaneous metallic implants.

which reminds me, I need to order a dozen boxes of S&W .357 Mag.

Noted. 

[Penny Farthing]

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Look, you stick to your old fashioned morphine treatment. My surgery has a 100% clear up rate for patients exhibiting the symptoms of homosexuality. I'm using a pioneering technique involving the use of subcutaneous metallic implants.

which reminds me, I need to order a dozen boxes of S&W .357 Mag.

Don't you have a pair of those wranglers genes with flowers sewn on them?

[King Billy]

Parents or guardians of small humans should and must be on the lookout for signs of infection. This is a highly contagious plague and if not eradicated could result in the total and irreversible gayness of the male of the species. It has been reported that clusters of this diabolical disease have been identified in Sanfrancisco, Soho, Manchester, Norfolk The entire countries of Wales and Scotland and various posh golf clubs in the Cheshire area. These golf clubs are believed to be the origin of the epidemic and police in protective trousers have been searching for the first known carrier, A dangerous individual who goes by the name of ‘Spunkers’ If spotted this character should not be approached and you should be aware that he may approach you from behind and before you know anything about it he will have infected you with his gay injection method. These are worrying times so I’m gonna have a few ‘Tahiti Tingles’ down at ‘One Eyed Jacks’ cocktail bar after I’ve finished work at the butt plug factory today.

Toodle Pip

[camberwell gypsy]

5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Look, you stick to your old fashioned morphine treatment. My surgery has a 100% clear up rate for patients exhibiting the symptoms of homosexuality. I'm using a pioneering technique involving the use of subcutaneous metallic implants.

which reminds me, I need to order a dozen boxes of S&W .357 Mag.

The only magnum you've ever had is on a stick and covered in chocolate 

[Penny Farthing]

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Parents or guardians of small humans should and must be on the lookout for signs of infection. This is a highly contagious plague and if not eradicated could result in the total and irreversible gayness of the male of the species. It has been reported that clusters of this diabolical disease have been identified in Sanfrancisco, Soho, Manchester, Norfolk The entire countries of Wales and Scotland and various posh golf clubs in the Cheshire area. These golf clubs are believed to be the origin of the epidemic and police in protective trousers have been searching for the first known carrier, A dangerous individual who goes by the name of ‘Spunkers’ If spotted this character should not be approached and you should be aware that he may approach you from behind and before you know anything about it he will have infected you with his gay injection method. These are worrying times so I’m gonna have a few ‘Tahiti Tingles’ down at ‘One Eyed Jacks’ cocktail bar after I’ve finished work at the butt plug factory today.

Toodle Pip

Actually bumfuckery seems to be far more prevalent amongst the devotedly religious .. just look at the catholic, anglican and muslim community. There is far more bumfuckery,  child sexual abuse and bestiality going on amongst  those placard waving anti relationship protesters than there is among the so called liberal communities.

[Penny Farthing]

9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Gayness is a disease. If spotted early..ie, likes dolls etc', a variety of treatments can prove successful. The child should be introduced to masculine influences;

Red Meat

Regular (daily) beatings.

Soft porn (it's a kid)

Chuck Norris box set.

 

Should symptoms persist into adolescence, ie, mincing, watching Love Island, or bumming, inhumane euthanisation is the recommended treatment route. Physical remains, clothing and possessions should be responsibly incinerated to eliminate residual AIDS.

That looks like typical public school and cadet training you daft cunt.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Glowworm said:

That looks like typical public school and cadet training you daft cunt.

Sounds like the 18 months I spent in The Raewyn Blade School for Maladjusted girls. 

[Earl of Punkape]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Sounds like the 18 months I spent in The Raewyn Blade School for Maladjusted girls. 

Were you molested during your sojourn there ?

 

[and]

12 hours ago, King Billy said:

A study out today has revealed that the commonly quoted fallacy that ‘gay’ people or faggots, mincers, turd burglars, queers, Nancy boys, Punkers, poofs or ‘homosexuals’ as some people like to label them do not have a gay gene. The study in a publication called Science found slight variations in the genetic make up of a load of weirdos they looked at. The conclusion reached by the poof watchers was that there was no measurable genetic explanation for gayness. 

So, While not actually being a scientist myself or having taken any part in the experiment, I have come to the indisputable conclusion that they simply love a large portion up them.

Basically the shirt-lifters were not 'born that way' they learned their aberration from other shirt-lifters. That means that shirt-lifters should not be trusted in positions of power as they will corrupt the gullible and innocent.

The world is fucked!

[colonelkurtz]

Men with mainly men mates -  Jesus , Hitler , Tommeh , Caligula, Al Capone.

[Cuntybaws]

I believe what the study actually says is that they haven't identified a single "gay gene" - mainly because there's no such thing. However, in the general case there is little doubt that homosexuality is primarily genetic and/or epigenetic. Twenty-odd years ago, family friends who already had a couple of heterosexual sons had another baby boy and even Mrs Baws observed within a matter of weeks that he was going to be a poof. At the age of two he was playing with dollies; at ten dressing up in pink and wearing make-up; today, a raging fucking queen with a job in the fashion industry. 

Over and above the obvious signs such as mincing and lisping which might be environmentally influenced, there are also a number of physical phenotype indicators more common to homosexuals which we pick up on, some more subconsciously than others, enabling the cognoscenti among us to identify stealth poofters who otherwise appear to be the very height of heterosexual masculinity - aka the "Rock Hudson" effect. Mrs Baws refused to believe me when I told her on first sight that Ricky Martin was a woofter, but his gay mouth was a huge giveaway.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Were you molested during your sojourn there ?

 

No. I was Maladjusted 

[Guest Cock Holster]

Had a friend in Junior school who used to like to skip. Now this wasn’t a rocky / raging bull training montage skip; rather a mincing version which involves singing and clapping.

The signs were clear, I personally blame the parents for not having acted sooner. If they had just employed Eric’s 4 step programme a lot of public humiliation could have been avoided.

[Earl of Punkape]

16 minutes ago, Cock Holster said:

Had a friend in Junior school who used to like to skip. Now this wasn’t a rocky / raging bull training montage skip; rather a mincing version which involves singing and clapping.

The signs were clear, I personally blame the parents for not having acted sooner. If they had just employed Eric’s 4 step programme a lot of public humiliation could have been avoided.

Presumably you’re now in a civil partnership with your junior school classmate.

 You will not be welcome at the Catholic Church unless this relationship is terminated.

[Jake The Muss]

At least 90% of the world's population is mentally ill on some level, so wouldn't it be fair to say that homosexuality is just another level of mental illness,  this can be traced back to the ancient world when homosexuality was ripe there as well as transgenders.

In Greek mythology (Frank) they talk about dual beings.

[Eric Cuntman]

6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The only magnum you've ever had is on a stick and covered in chocolate 

Are you one of those people that think 'Magnum' is the name of a gun? It isn't. The gun in Dirty Harry wasn't a .44 Magnum. That's the name of the ammunition it fires. The gun is a Smith & Wesson model 29. 

[Penny Farthing]

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Are you one of those people that think 'Magnum' is the name of a gun? It isn't. The gun in Dirty Harry wasn't a .44 Magnum. That's the name of the ammunition it fires. The gun is a Smith & Wesson model 29. 

Are you saying that there's a gun that fires a walls chocolate ice Lolly?

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, Glowworm said:

Are you saying that there's a gun that fires a walls chocolate ice Lolly?

I don't know about chocolate. I hate chocolate. I like Solero lollies, and lemon Vienetta (classy).

Arctic roll is the bestest ice-cream thing ever.

[Frank]

54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Are you one of those people that think 'Magnum' is the name of a gun? It isn't. The gun in Dirty Harry wasn't a .44 Magnum. That's the name of the ammunition it fires. The gun is a Smith & Wesson model 29. 

I can’t stand you. 

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, Frank said:

I can’t stand you. 

I've only ever wanted your acceptance.

[Guest Gareth Hunt]

My mate Rob has always said, in a quality northern accent, "The dirty bastads aren't born that way; they're fetched up that way". Who'd have thought that he was, scientifically speaking, bang on the money?