Mrs Roops Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: See me after school. Would that be the school of Advanced Door Handle Control? Anyway, your point noted and corrected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Staggering. It’s possible he’s done here. I’m not done till the fat lady sings.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 23 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Hang on, you reported Salty via the "Report" function at 00.45 this morning! Why is it that nearly all people who holler "grass" are themselves not averse to turf laying? "Turf laying" note to self .. must remember that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: OTOH... ...a violation of Rule 12. My appy-polly-loggies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 5 hours ago, Cock Holster said: My dad used to say “do as I say not as I do” I live by that motto. Oh??? Then why did you become a mincing, shemale cock holster in spite of his advice? Your poor dad. He must be sickened with the shame of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 30 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Oh??? Then why did you become a mincing, shemale cock holster in spite of his advice? Your poor dad. He must be sickened with the shame of you. quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 23 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Oh??? Then why did you become a mincing, shemale cock holster in spite of his advice? Your poor dad. He must be sickened with the shame of you. Still posting drivel? Do you just use templates, inserting names and the odd banal insult into the blanks? Some kids on here are genuinely witty, I’m afraid you’re not one of them. You’re just the streaky piece of piss on the edge of the playground. Thumbing his flaccid cock into a spaghetti hoop, sniffing the lost and found school PE kits.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: quality How? Read what he’s quoting; the reply doesn’t make sense, it’s just some banal dribble from a gobshite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cock Holster said: How? Read what he’s quoting; the reply doesn’t make sense, it’s just some banal dribble from a gobshite. Turf laying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 15 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Turf laying. Hey Glow, do you understand the rules now someone’s explained them to you? Thick cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Cock Holster said: Still posting drivel? Do you just use templates, inserting names and the odd banal insult into the blanks? Some kids on here are genuinely witty, I’m afraid you’re not one of them. You’re just the streaky piece of piss on the edge of the playground. Thumbing his flaccid cock into a spaghetti hoop, sniffing the lost and found school PE kits.” Show us something you've posted that you think is an example of sharp, incisive, acid-tongued wit. For someone who is obviously thick, dull-witted and utterly lacking in finesse or even the most minimal sense of humor, you certainly do flap your fat, purple, fellatio-swollen lips and wag your cum encrusted tongue about how unfunny I supposedly am. In a battle of wits, you're packing a kiddie toy pop gun... More like... Soppy faggot cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Cock Holster said: How? Read what he’s quoting; the reply doesn’t make sense, it’s just some banal dribble from a gobshite. Truth hurts, does it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 19 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Show us something you've posted that you think is an example of sharp, incisive, acid-tongued wit. For someone who is obviously thick, dull-witted and utterly lacking in finesse or even the most minimal sense of humor, you certainly do flap your fat, purple, fellatio-swollen lips and wag your cum encrusted tongue about how unfunny I supposedly am. In a battle of wits, you're packing a kiddie toy pop gun... More like... Soppy faggot cunt. That kid at the top, is the little cunt who shot Buckwheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 32 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Truth hurts, does it? Truth is your too fucking stupid to realise your post makes no sense. I’m sure in your syphilis damaged brain there’s a logic but to anyone with an education past the 11+ you’re a fucking retard. “Wit- The capacity for inventive thought and quick understanding; keen intelligence” Lets break it down,; you’re about as innovative as Blockbuster videos, your a dinosaur caught in banal repetition chat about cunts and gobs. Incapable of actually starting a nom because all you’ve got is shitty one liners and insults. You’re the Bernard Manning of this forum, a fat sweaty cunt who thinks he’s funny but can’t understand why he never gets a like. Stuck repeating the same dribble day in day out..... CUNT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, Cock Holster said: Truth is your too fucking stupid to realise your post makes no sense. I’m sure in your syphilis damaged brain there’s a logic but to anyone with an education past the 11+ you’re a fucking retard. “Wit- The capacity for inventive thought and quick understanding; keen intelligence” Lets break it down,; you’re about as innovative as Blockbuster videos, your a dinosaur caught in banal repetition chat about cunts and gobs. Incapable of actually starting a nom because all you’ve got is shitty one liners and insults. You’re the Bernard Manning of this forum, a fat sweaty cunt who thinks he’s funny but can’t understand why he never gets a like. Stuck repeating the same dribble day in day out..... CUNT! He's actually american if it makes any difference lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: He's actually american if it makes any difference lol It’s starting to make sense now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's your avatar? Is it Ainsley Harriet's cock? Yep that defining moment from resident Evil 3 where Ainsley's giant warty cock bursts out of the ground and you have to kill it 😁 (it's actually a screenshot of the giant worm boss caught in the middle of looking like Ainsley Harriott's cock) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 40 minutes ago, Cock Holster said: Truth is your too fucking stupid to realise your post makes no sense. I’m sure in your syphilis damaged brain there’s a logic but to anyone with an education past the 11+ you’re a fucking retard. “Wit- The capacity for inventive thought and quick understanding; keen intelligence” Lets break it down,; you’re about as innovative as Blockbuster videos, your a dinosaur caught in banal repetition chat about cunts and gobs. Incapable of actually starting a nom because all you’ve got is shitty one liners and insults. You’re the Bernard Manning of this forum, a fat sweaty cunt who thinks he’s funny but can’t understand why he never gets a like. Stuck repeating the same dribble day in day out..... CUNT! Are you a teachers assistant in a small school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 It now becomes perfectly clear why you are such a worthless cunt here, and everywhere else no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Betterthanyou said: It now becomes perfectly clear why you are such a worthless cunt here, and everywhere else no doubt. Just looking over at the stats, BTY. Your post to like ratio is the second lowest recorded by the Corner in over six years. 139 posts with only 39 likes equates to somewhere around 8.2%. Betterthannoone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Cock Holster said: Truth is your too fucking stupid to realise your post makes no sense. I’m sure in your syphilis damaged brain there’s a logic but to anyone with an education past the 11+ you’re a fucking retard. “Wit- The capacity for inventive thought and quick understanding; keen intelligence” Lets break it down,; you’re about as innovative as Blockbuster videos, your a dinosaur caught in banal repetition chat about cunts and gobs. Incapable of actually starting a nom because all you’ve got is shitty one liners and insults. And yet, on my worst day, I'm still wittier, funnier, more entertaining and more clever than you even approach being on your best day. It's obvious that you've got that little diatribe memorized word for word after having heard it directed at yourself so many times. But once again, I invite you to show us all some examples of your own biting satirical wit. I won't hold my breath. 1 hour ago, Cock Holster said: You’re the Bernard Manning of this forum, a fat sweaty cunt who thinks he’s funny but can’t understand why he never gets a like. Stuck repeating the same dribble day in day out..... CUNT! I realize I'm not going to get many likes out of this group given that 1) I'm still considered an outsider, 2) I'm an American and 3) they're a bunch of cunts. But I don't much give a shit about getting likes. I just come here to pass the time and hopefully have some fun. Occasionally some flaming hemorrhoid like you who's all pissed off at the universe for making you so pathetic, comes along and gives me a good laugh by posting a slobbering, limp-dicked screed about how badly you resent me for being (an American who's) so much better at this cunt forum business than you are, and which results in nothing more than you making a sad, pitiable ass-clown out of yourself. So, thanks for the chuckles, clown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, Frank said: Just looking over at the stats, BTY. Your post to like ration is the second lowest recorded by the Corner in over six years. 139 posts with only 39 likes equates to somewhere around 8.2%. Betterthannoone. Stats, you stupid yesterday cunt lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 13 minutes ago, Frank said: Just looking over at the stats, BTY. Your post to like ration is the second lowest recorded by the Corner in over six years. 139 posts with only 39 likes equates to somewhere around 8.2%. Betterthannoone. And people have the temerity to question your snooker scoring... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: And yet, on my worst day, I'm still wittier, funnier, more entertaining and more clever than you even approach being on your best day. There are eyeless creatures huddled around black smokers in the dark depths of the Pacific trenches which have evolved more wit and intelligence than BTY - it's not a very high bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, Frank said: Just looking over at the stats, BTY. Your post to like ration is the second lowest recorded by the Corner in over six years. 139 posts with only 39 likes equates to somewhere around 8.2%. Betterthannoone. Just looking at your face in a video you posted. Your buffalo anus level of ugliness to normal human appearance ratio is the highest in recorded history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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