Cuntybaws Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "Raging Spud" PS YouTube appear to have removed all the clips where Spud vomits while sporting a plastic bag over his head, presumably to prevent impressionable teens from being tempted to try to emulate this supremely glamorous and sexy suicide technique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: PS YouTube appear to have removed all the clips where Spud vomits while sporting a plastic bag over his head, presumably to prevent impressionable teens from being tempted to try to emulate this supremely glamorous and sexy suicide technique. The boxing club scene is one of the best bits of physical comedy I've ever seen. I wonder if they'll ever adapt the Irvine Welsh novel that sees Begbie fuck off to France and pretend to be an avant garde writer. It probably wouldn't work. Unless they write in a scene where he murders every cunt at a dinner party with a Co2 wine bottle opener. fucking hell. I remembered that synopsis badly. He was pretending to be an artist in California. Same fuckin thing. Edited September 6, 2019 by Eric Cuntman Malfunctioning memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The boxing club scene is one of the best bits of physical comedy I've ever seen. I wonder if they'll ever adapt the Irvine Welsh novel that sees Begbie fuck off to France and pretend to be an avant garde writer. It probably wouldn't work. Unless they write in a scene where he murders every cunt at a dinner party with a Co2 wine bottle opener. Close. Have you actually read "The Blade Artist"? Edited September 6, 2019 by Cuntybaws Ah, yes, I see you have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: PS YouTube appear to have removed all the clips where Spud vomits while sporting a plastic bag over his head, presumably to prevent impressionable teens from being tempted to try to emulate this supremely glamorous and sexy suicide technique. No, tell a lie, here it is. Don't watch it if you're just about to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Close. Have you actually read "The Blade Artist"? I haven't. I read Trainspotting and looked over the publishers synopsis of the 2 sequels. If I'd read the book, I would have remembered it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 On 04/09/2019 at 17:24, Cock Holster said: I strongly suspect that some cunts on here do indeed like the tories.... either that or they’ve been fiddling the electoral system for years. I don't like the Tories, but I hate the corrupt EU cunts even more, needs must! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You lot murdered John Tunstall! We executed him .. we're freedom fighters get it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 Jeremy Corbyn is apparently visiting Norwich. Time to get my mobile milk shake bar out - I think it might be a very profitable day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 17 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Jeremy Corbyn is apparently visiting Norwich. Time to get my mobile milk shake bar out - I think it might be a very profitable day. I think he’s setting up a stall selling CND, Stop the war and Bollox to Boris lapel badges, and back issues of Socialist Worker and the Daily Mirror (Maxwell era). Fucking hairy faced retarded cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 8, 2019 Report Share Posted September 8, 2019 AMBER CRUDD. Quote from resignation letter " The Government is expending a lot of energy to prepare for 'no deal' but I have not seen the same level of intensity go into our talks with the European Union, who have asked us to present alternative arrangements to the Irish backstop. The updates I have been grateful to receive from your office have not, regretfully, provided me with the reassurances I sought. I must also address the assault on decency and democracy that took place last week when you sacked 21 talented, loyal One Nation Conservatives. This short-sighted culling of my colleagues has stripped the party of broad-minded and dedicated Conservative MPs I cannot support this act of political vandalism." Surely "Broad Minded" means will to consider all options including "No Deal" .. The irony is that these "one nation" rebels are actually dividing the nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 8, 2019 Report Share Posted September 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Glowworm said: AMBER CRUDD. Quote from resignation letter " The Government is expending a lot of energy to prepare for 'no deal' but I have not seen the same level of intensity go into our talks with the European Union, who have asked us to present alternative arrangements to the Irish backstop. The updates I have been grateful to receive from your office have not, regretfully, provided me with the reassurances I sought. I must also address the assault on decency and democracy that took place last week when you sacked 21 talented, loyal One Nation Conservatives. This short-sighted culling of my colleagues has stripped the party of broad-minded and dedicated Conservative MPs I cannot support this act of political vandalism." Surely "Broad Minded" means will to consider all options including "No Deal" .. The irony is that these "one nation" rebels are actually dividing the nation. Quiet down, citizen #23158. Take your tranquillity pills and get back down the mine shaft safe in the knowledge that democracy is being upheld and your vote counts. Have a productive day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2019 Report Share Posted September 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: Quiet down, citizen #23158. Take your tranquillity pills and get back down the mine shaft safe in the knowledge that democracy is being upheld and your vote counts. Have a productive day. That was a mash up of 1984 and Equilibrium if ever I saw one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 8, 2019 Report Share Posted September 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That was a mash up of 1984 and Equilibrium if ever I saw one. I was thinking more Metropolis: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.