Earl of Punkape Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: Listen Hard Man, I take the piss out of the crap people say on here. Their words not mine. All you and your dim, arselicking mates can do is come up with abuse. Inevitably it’s a race to the bottom and you got there first. Yeah, it could have been one of the other inadequates but it was you. That won’t ever be forgotten. I suggest you contribute a bit more money and Mrs Roops will find a way to get rid of me. You and your lonely, bottlejob mates are of far more value than me. “Yeah” is dreadful expression but use of it in written form is slovenly an an obvious indication of underclass cultural disposition. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 On 05/09/2019 at 15:35, Eric Cuntman said: Mrs Patel who, along with her husband, owns our local corner shop, is always on the phone to someone while she's serving. She doesn't ignore you though, but she doesn't concentrate either. I'm not going to complain when she gives me £16 change from a tenner though. Utter bollocks. We all know that your daily visit to Patel's involves change from a tenner amounting to precisely £8.51, without fail. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, scotty said: Utter bollocks. We all know that your daily visit to Patel's involves change from a tenner amounting to precisely £8.51, without fail. Yer F-f-f-f-fuckin... b-b-bas.. b-b.. cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yer F-f-f-f-fuckin... b-b-bas.. b-b.. cunt! Good lad 👍👍😁 IOU 1 like, value one forteh-nine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, scotty said: Good lad 👍👍😁 IOU 1 like, value one forteh-nine. G-g-gotta go t' Greggs an' get pastehs fo' babbeh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: “Yeah” is dreadful expression but use of it in written form is slovenly an an obvious indication of underclass cultural disposition. Agreed. Generally, the standard of grammar on here has dropped to a level lower than Frank's rectal prolapse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: What makes you so certain you call pull it off nowadays? Perhaps you've already purchased a costume which enables you to relive your youth, safe in the knowledge your leathery flaps racing towards the South Pole will be fully camouflaged. Give me enough huge eyes and fuck-me lips and I can turn any of you cunts into the next Disney princess, regardless of age: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Give me enough huge eyes and fuck-me lips and I can turn any of you cunts into the next Disney princess, regardless of age: You know that Japanese people will wank over this? They like anything that has eyes like the things in Mulder's nightmares. twisted little bow-legged cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You know that Japanese people will wank over this? They like anything that has eyes like the things in Mulder's nightmares. twisted little bow-legged cunts. Its why I don't usually use this style. You can literally hear the foreskin start flapping as soon as you post something like this on DeviantArt - and it isn't even a fucking My Little Pony, which seems to be their main outlet. Disgusting cunts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Its why I don't usually use this style. You can literally hear the foreskin start flapping as soon as you post something like this on DeviantArt - and it isn't even a fucking My Little Pony, which seems to be their main outlet. Disgusting cunts. What the fuck is wrong with those people. They sniff little girls pants, they eat raw fish (just dirty), they wank over cartoon animals and they can't play snooker because their eyes are too small. Not to mention that they have a history of abject stupidity. Like when they trained pilots to crash into @Salty Piss Flap's grandads boat, when they could have just dropped a bomb and used the plane and pilot again. Fuckery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What the fuck is wrong with those people. They sniff little girls pants, they eat raw fish (just dirty), they wank over cartoon animals and they can't play snooker because their eyes are too small. Not to mention that they have a history of abject stupidity. Like when they trained pilots to crash into @Salty Piss Flap's grandads boat, when they could have just dropped a bomb and used the plane and pilot again. Fuckery. Size insecurities. "I'm gonna fry my tiny ritter prane into their biggest fucking boat - that'll teach the cunts for laughing at my package." They just repressed it all after they got fucked by the biggest bomb known to man at the time and found new ways to vent their frustrations... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 (edited) 20 hours ago, judgetwi said: Is that a fact Marje? May I point out that there are no “hallowed halls”, there is no “cooler” and Mrs Roops, whoever he is , does not dress up as a female Nazi from some 1970’s soft porn film and he has never whipped anybody. It’s a website Marjorie, it ain’t real life. Get a fucking grip for fucks sake. Facts you no doubt repeat to yourself on a daily basis, especially "it's only a website," after you've finished hyperventilating into a paper bag after another meltdown. I could imagine you furiously tapping away a retort with your fat digits while screaming cunts, after another late night roasting here. You make it too easy. Go fuck yourself. Edited September 8, 2019 by Mrs Roops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 6 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Facts you no doubt repeat to yourself on a daily basis, especially "it's only a website," after you've finished hyperventilating into a paper bag after another meltdown. I could imagine you furiously tapping away a retort with your fat digits while screaming cunts, after another late night roasting here. You make it too easy. Go fuck yourself. I envy him. I wish I could buy happiness in a blue bottle, for 99p a litre. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I envy him. I wish I could buy happiness in a blue bottle, for 99p a litre. Obviously a neighbor scores his Scrumpy Jack for him after he's passed a fiver through the letterbox. It's apparent he's an agraphobiac who hasn't left his bedroom in a decade. I'd like to see how long he hangs onto his high rate DLA when "Sir Nige" gets elected. Especially his hate of the leftwing liberals, who actually support his alternative lifestyle. What a wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Obviously a neighbor scores his Scrumpy Jack for him after he's passed a fiver through the letterbox. It's apparent he's an agraphobiac who hasn't left his bedroom in a decade. I'd like to see how long he hangs onto his high rate DLA when "Sir Nige" gets elected. Especially his hate of the leftwing liberals, who actually support his alternative lifestyle. What a wanker. black women are five times more likely to die in childbirth than whities. Instant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What the fuck is wrong with those people. They sniff little girls pants, they eat raw fish (just dirty), they wank over cartoon animals and they can't play snooker because their eyes are too small. Not to mention that they have a history of abject stupidity. Like when they trained pilots to crash into @Salty Piss Flap's grandads boat, when they could have just dropped a bomb and used the plane and pilot again. Fuckery. They were stupid Eric. Those kamikaze pilots wore crash helmets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 On 07/09/2019 at 19:25, Eric Cuntman said: I envy him. I wish I could buy happiness in a blue bottle, for 99p a litre. okay not exactly a blue bottle, but happiness surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 1 minute ago, ratcum said: okay not exactly a blue bottle, but happiness surely? 6 million satisfied customers, RatsMarshall! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: You know that Japanese people will wank over this? They like anything that has eyes like the things in Mulder's nightmares. twisted little bow-legged cunts. If you spun a japanese man round and round would he become disoriented? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: 6 million satisfied customers, RatsMarshall! and counting.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If you spun a japanese man round and round would he become disoriented? you're on a roll tonight love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: okay not exactly a blue bottle, but happiness surely? I want them fings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: you're on a roll tonight love Sausage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 7, 2019 Report Share Posted September 7, 2019 41 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Sausage? I'm sure you've taken a few in the 'kyber pass,' on a late night GWR service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 On 07/09/2019 at 13:49, Roadkill said: Its why I don't usually use this style. You can literally hear the foreskin start flapping as soon as you post something like this on DeviantArt - and it isn't even a fucking My Little Pony, which seems to be their main outlet. Disgusting cunts. Fuck me, why do I suddenly feel like Keith is lurking here again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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