Jake The Muss Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 This has to be one of the boringest past times for any cunt to do. Bad enough if you're retired and of an age where the body has slowed down so you just about still have a pulse, even worse if you're young and practice this banal bollocks. Youngsters should be out fucking anything on two legs or even one leg. Get in to a few pub brawls and enjoy fisting instead of fishing. The only time this should be excepted is when one has to make a living out of it, otherwise fuck off with this shit, only a truly sad boring cunt would go on a day out fucking fishing. Piss off !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Awful, fucking awful. You stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Funny enough i have always fancied the idea of fishing. As I get older I imagine myself out in the countryside enjoying the environment and watching the water rushing by and appreciating the nature around me. However, in reality it’s probably not like that. You probably have to put up with yobbo cunts trashing the place and booshka booshkas trying to murder the Queen’s Swans for their Christmas fucking dinner. And I can’t really see myself handling some mental slippery fish and trying to get the hook out of the cunt’s mouth. Maybe if I had been brought up with it I might have a different attitude. As it stands, I am forced to agree with Frank. A shit nomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 20 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Funny enough i have always fancied the idea of fishing. As I get older I imagine myself out in the countryside enjoying the environment and watching the water rushing by and appreciating the nature around me. However, in reality it’s probably not like that. You probably have to put up with yobbo cunts trashing the place and booshka booshkas trying to murder the Queen’s Swans for their Christmas fucking dinner. And I can’t really see myself handling some mental slippery fish and trying to get the hook out of the cunt’s mouth. Maybe if I had been brought up with it I might have a different attitude. As it stands, I am forced to agree with Frank. A shit nomination. Cretin. Why not fly to the Amazon tributaries and hurl yourself into a huge pool of starving Pirana fish. Sky could show it live.....”Wankers go fishing” lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 12 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Cretin. Why not fly to the Amazon tributaries and hurl yourself into a huge pool of starving Pirana fish. Sky could show it live... lol. Piranha attacks are rare, and usually only result in people having bites to the feet. Humans being attacked and reduced to a skeleton are a myth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Humans being attacked and reduced to a skeleton are a myth. Fuck off, you’ll be telling us next that “Sharknado” wasn’t real! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Piranha attacks are rare, and usually only result in people having bites to the feet. Humans being attacked and reduced to a skeleton are a myth. Nonsense. I spent several months in the Amazon and saw an entire deer troffed in minutes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Piranha attacks are rare, and usually only result in people having bites to the feet. Humans being attacked and reduced to a skeleton are a myth. Thank you, David Attenborough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Funny enough i have always fancied the idea of fishing. As I get older I imagine myself out in the countryside enjoying the environment and watching the water rushing by and appreciating the nature around me. However, in reality it’s probably not like that. You probably have to put up with yobbo cunts trashing the place and booshka booshkas trying to murder the Queen’s Swans for their Christmas fucking dinner. And I can’t really see myself handling some mental slippery fish and trying to get the hook out of the cunt’s mouth. Maybe if I had been brought up with it I might have a different attitude. As it stands, I am forced to agree with Frank. A shit nomination. I was brought up with this kind of mindless, stupid fucking pass time, courtesy of my dad. That and some church going. Hard to tell which one was the winner in the idiocracy department, both equally mind numbingly odious, cruel, caveman fuckery. I sent off the old git shark fishing a number of times, but to no avail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 25 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Cretin. Why not fly to the Amazon tributaries and hurl yourself into a huge pool of starving Pirana fish. Sky could show it live... lol. Listen, Pretend Posh Boy, just stick to telling us how rich and posh you are wanker. You’ve got fuck all else to say you know nothing cunt. Didn’t they tell you how to spell PIRANHA at your non existent posh school tosspot? Your parents should ask for their money back which they never fucking paid in the first place. Unless of course, some cunt conned them into believing that you have to pay for attending a mong school with the world famous Joey Deacon. See what you’ve done Pretend Posh Boy? You’ve reduced me to talking like a child like all the other arseholes on this site. Note to self......don’t fall into the Pretend Posh Boy’s trap again you dozy fat, queer, disabled, piss poor fucking Jewboy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Nonsense. I spent several months in the Amazon and saw an entire deer troffed in minutes... Was that the several months you spent in a Brazilian prison for drug trafficking, being arse fucked by "mad" Joao and his merry men? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 1 minute ago, judgetwi said: Listen, Pretend Posh Boy, just stick to telling us how rich and posh you are wanker. You’ve got fuck all else to say you know nothing cunt. Didn’t they tell you how to spell PIRANHA at your non existent posh school tosspot? Your parents should ask for their money back which they never fucking paid in the first place. Unless of course, some cunt conned them into believing that you have to pay for attending a mong school with the world famous Joey Deacon. See what you’ve done Pretend Posh Boy? You’ve reduced me to talking like a child like all the other arseholes on this site. Note to self......don’t fall into the Pretend Posh Boy’s trap again you dozy fat, queer, disabled, piss poor fucking Jewboy cunt. I’m watching Question Time... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was that the several months you spent in a Brazilian prison for drug trafficking, being arsed fucked by "mad" Joao and his merry men? No. I was hunting the 3 toed Sloth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m watching Question Time... Fuck off. It’s called Remoaner Time in my world. Fuck off , is not the kind of language I expect from a Posh Boy, even a pretend one. You need to clean your act up wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, judgetwi said: It’s called Remoaner Time in my world. Fuck off , is not the kind of language I expect from a Posh Boy, even a pretend one. You need to clean your act up wanker. A peasant ye are and a peasant ye will remain... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was that the several months you spent in a Brazilian prison for drug trafficking, being arse fucked by "mad" Joao and his merry men? No dear. He described his lunch break at the warehouse in Doncaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, White Cunt said: No dear. He described his lunch break at the warehouse in Doncaster. Cunts like you would have turned a blind eye to the grooming gangs in Doncaster..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: Awful, fucking awful. You stupid cunt. Thanks, means a lot coming from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Is there anyone on this site who actually goes and enjoy's fishing ? I am speaking from experience as i have been a couple of times some years back and found it the most boring bollocks thing i have ever done Let's have a count up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 25 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Cunts like you would have turned a blind eye to the grooming gangs in Doncaster..... Only if your arse was involved. Slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 23 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Is there anyone on this site who actually goes and enjoy's fishing ? I am speaking from experience as i have been a couple of times some years back and found it the most boring bollocks thing i have ever done Let's have a count up. If you caught an electric eel I’m sure you would find a home for it... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: If you caught an electric eel I’m sure you would find a home for it... lol. You're not right in the head Punky...but do you go fishing ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: You're not right in the head Punky...but do you go fishing ? I go to my fishmonger for fish. Are you a Catholic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Fuck off, you’ll be telling us next that “Sharknado” wasn’t real! "Sharknado has it's place". Q Cockfingers: 2015. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 44 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I go to my fishmonger for fish. Are you a Catholic? What's it got to do with you nose ointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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