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Fucking good job I didn't pay to watch this pile of cack,steaming heap of shite

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16 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

George and Robert Stephenson?

I dreamt you were dead. Butt fucked by Frank until you entire body prolapsed and exploded.

In space

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5 minutes ago, ratcum said:

I dreamt you were dead. Butt fucked by Frank until you entire body prolapsed and exploded.

In space

You were daydreaming.

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5 minutes ago, ratcum said:

I dreamt you were dead. Butt fucked by Frank until you entire body prolapsed and exploded.

In space

"Is a dream a lie if it don't come true? Or is it something worse"

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Just now, Cuntybaws said:

"Is a dream a lie if it don't come true? Or is it something worse"

I am your conscience.

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37 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

"Is a dream a lie if it don't come true? Or is it something worse"

puff

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19 minutes ago, Neil said:

I guess that's why they call it the cunts

I’d have bet that Neil’s favourite Reg song would’ve been Someone Shagged My Wife Tonight. Followed inevitably by The Itch is Back and Goodbye Yellow Dick Hole

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10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

How come you saw it for nowt? Are you an usher? 

YEAH!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Take that and rewind it back!

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1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

So, after one post, we're totally off topic.

I remember when rock was young. 

Me an' Jewdy had so much fun.

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Rocketman?  Cockitman would be very apt.  What a fat, ugly,  follicly challenged turd burgler he really is.

Edited by Witheredscrote
SaTURDay is alright for fisting.
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2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’d have bet that Neil’s favourite Reg song would’ve been Someone Shagged My Wife Tonight. Followed inevitably by The Itch is Back and Goodbye Yellow Dick Hole

Saturday night's alright for wanking. 

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3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

How come you saw it for nowt? Are you an usher? 

Moody firestick.....Captain bumtastic and the brown dick cowboy

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28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Saturday night's alright for wanking. 

Don't let your son go down on me. 

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20 hours ago, Neil said:

Fucking good job I didn't pay to watch this pile of cack,steaming heap of shite

You were undoubtedly at home with a candle in the arse.....

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21 hours ago, Neil said:

Fucking good job I didn't pay to watch this pile of cack,steaming heap of shite

Don't shoot me I'm only the queer fucker

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58 minutes ago, scotty said:

Don't let your son go down on me. 

Rare amongst celebrities, Elton would do anything for a friend. Bend over forwards to help them in fact

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23 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Rare amongst celebrities, Elton would do anything for a friend. Bend over forwards to help them in fact

I didn't know Ben Elton was like that. 

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3 hours ago, ratcum said:

Don't shoot me I'm only the queer fucker

I'd make that "Don't shoot me, I'm only the pink oboe player". 🤔

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