King Billy Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm calling bullshit on that billy; every cunt knows he uses swarfega as his lube of choice when about to enter fatty, yet again. The marmalade is just a smoke screen for his human trafficking business “Good Golly”I think you may be on to something Stubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 I liked the film, and in fact have bought tickets for the Reggie tour December 2020. Ape surely you like rocket man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 (edited) On 13/09/2019 at 17:29, Eric Cuntman said: Very well summed up Major. Regarding Simon Cowell, I genuinely despair at the thought of all those gullible sheep that have made him a millionaire, hundreds of times over. These are the same fucking imbeciles that believe he really is straight and has relationships with women. All the women involved are paid to pretend, and the kid was another smokescreen. Imagine that kid growing up with him for a Dad... "Junior.. Be a love and fetch my latex t-shirt and my amyl nitrate.. Daddy's going clubbing!" I dunno about Cowell being an iron Eric, but he's certainly on his own plateau of cuntishness. Personally I'd like to torture him with a blowtorch and Fenders favourite hammer. Regarding the fucking plankton that have lined his pockets I'd strongly advocate forced euthanasia, fuck em. I won't have any of his grade a horse-shit creations on my TV, and any cunt who visits chez Major knows it's a Cowell free zone. In fact the only terrestrial telly I watch these days is the news. With the advent of smart devices there's no excuse. Edited September 14, 2019 by Mrs Roops Libellous Content Removed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 On 14/09/2019 at 16:09, Eddie said: I liked the film, and in fact have bought tickets for the Reggie tour December 2020. Ape surely you like rocket man? True story, Elton John met me in 2005 outside a petrol station in Norwich shortly after performing a concert at Carrow Road. His driver was filling up his car and Elton and I exchanged a nod through the window. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: True story, Elton John met me in 2005 outside a petrol station in Norwich shortly after performing a concert at Carrow Road. His driver was filling up his car and Elton and I exchanged a nod through the window. Oh wow! He sounds, like, really amazing and down to earth and stuff! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 Peter Beardsley walks into a bar. "Fuck off you thick racist cunt!" shouts the barman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 34 minutes ago, Decimus said: True story, Elton John met me in 2005 outside a petrol station in Norwich shortly after performing a concert at Carrow Road. His driver was filling up his car and Elton and I exchanged a nod through the window. did the petrol station have toilets Deco? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 As he drove away did he sing "Goodbye yellow prick toad" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 9 minutes ago, Neil said: As he drove away did he sing "Goodbye yellow prick toad" ? No, it was "Please let your son go down on me". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: No, it was "Please let your son go down on me". "Candle in my Rim" was better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: "Candle in my Rim" was better... Tiny dancer, no amendments necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: True story, Elton John met me in 2005 outside a petrol station in Norwich shortly after performing a concert at Carrow Road. His driver was filling up his car and Elton and I exchanged a nod through the window. https://metro.co.uk/video/naked-man-shouts-help-hes-got-sex-toy-stuck-him-1666904/?ito=vjs-link I take it this was his chauffeur, Decs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: True story, Elton John met me in 2005 outside a petrol station in Norwich shortly after performing a concert at Carrow Road. His driver was filling up his car and Elton and I exchanged a nod through the window. Fantasist idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: True story, Elton John met me in 2005 outside a petrol station in Norwich shortly after performing a concert at Carrow Road. His driver was filling up his car and Elton and I exchanged a nod through the window. He mentioned it on the Jonathan Woss show last year Decs. He said he was too shy to ask for your autograph. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: "Candle in my Rim" was better... Saturday night's alright for fisting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 He was probably on his way for a haircut or he’d ran out of WD 40 for Davids after show fisting duties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 37 minutes ago, Frank said: Fantasist idiot. Best post ever Frank. You’ve still got it, haven’t you? Aids that is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 41 minutes ago, Frank said: Fantasist idiot. I'm not surprised that you took it literally and didn't pick up on the Brian Clough reference. Billy got it. You're not as clever as you imagine yourself to be. Fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 46 minutes ago, Frank said: Fantasist idiot. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Saturday night's alright for fisting. You've been on point today, Gyps. Not ignoring you, just out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: Fantasist idiot. Fucking idiot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Tiny dancer, no amendments necessary. Tiny Mincer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 4 hours ago, Frank said: Fantasist idiot. Your time would be better spent opening your femoral artery with a Stanley knife. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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