Guest judgetwi Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 Ben is, apparently, the “story editor” on the classic brainwashing soap, Eastbenders. He has been “teasing us “ so I read, with the possibility that a bisexual character will be introduced into this classic drama. Is this going to be a new character or is one of the gay incumbents suddenly going to develop a hankering for the opposite sex? Given the political agenda of the BBC it is obviously not possible for a bumbandit to suddenly have a desire for pussy or a lezza to crave a bit of cock. Oh no, we’re not fucking having any of that crap. We all know this new character will be straight as fuck, probably be “bigoted” against the benders and suddenly turn as gay as Eddie Izzard at a remoaner demo. It’s only natural innit? Well, according to the fucking BBC anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 Didn't Ben fuck Callum already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 AND FUCK OFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 It's bollocks innit? The number of black characters in 18th Century Cornwall (Poldark) and 19th Century London (Ripper Street) only to be buttressed by the woke principles of the heroic lead characters against the nasty racist (i.e. entirely in keeping with the mores of the time) villains. We've had a white muslim convert in Eastenders (Islam being refered to as the religion of peace, obviously), so keep ticking those boxes boys....oh and girls.....oh not forgetting trans-gender and 'women with penises'... and .....hey, it's getting a bit crowded in there isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 Stop fucking moaning and get stuck in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 51 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: It's bollocks innit? The number of black characters in 18th Century Cornwall (Poldark) and 19th Century London (Ripper Street) only to be buttressed by the woke principles of the heroic lead characters against the nasty racist (i.e. entirely in keeping with the mores of the time) villains. We've had a white muslim convert in Eastenders (Islam being refered to as the religion of peace, obviously), so keep ticking those boxes boys....oh and girls.....oh not forgetting trans-gender and 'women with penises'... and .....hey, it's getting a bit crowded in there isn't it? It does rather pale into insignificance, when comparing it to the cast of Cunts Corner. Here we have a skinny, AIDS riddled homo, a disabled drunken cunt from Norfolk, a syringe obsessed twat who thinks he's Shipman, a resident pikey, Eddie who keeps changing his colour, and several cross dressers/trannies. Add to this a fucking Frenchman who shags geese. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: It does rather pale into insignificance, when comparing it to the cast of Cunts Corner. Here we have a skinny, AIDS riddled homo, a disabled drunken cunt from Norfolk, a syringe obsessed twat who thinks he's Shipman, a resident pikey, Eddie who keeps changing his colour, and several cross dressers/trannies. Add to this a fucking Frenchman who fucks geese. NO SURRENDER ! 🧨🧨🧨 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 16 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: It does rather pale into insignificance, when comparing it to the cast of Cunts Corner. Here we have a skinny, AIDS riddled homo, a disabled drunken cunt from Norfolk, a syringe obsessed twat who thinks he's Shipman, a resident pikey, Eddie who keeps changing his colour, and several cross dressers/trannies. Add to this a fucking Frenchman who shags geese. One day they'll write a film about us - and Ron Jeremy will play me (a hairy little fat bloke with a cock the size of Somerset) Cheese it you rebels! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 40 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: It does rather pale into insignificance, when comparing it to the cast of Cunts Corner. Here we have a skinny, AIDS riddled homo, a disabled drunken cunt from Norfolk, a syringe obsessed twat who thinks he's Shipman, a resident pikey, Eddie who keeps changing his colour, and several cross dressers/trannies. Add to this a fucking Frenchman who shags geese. You forgot the Welsh and English cunts with Murphy as a surname. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: Ben is, apparently, the “story editor” on the classic brainwashing soap, Eastbenders. He has been “teasing us “ so I read, with the possibility that a bisexual character will be introduced into this classic drama. Is this going to be a new character or is one of the gay incumbents suddenly going to develop a hankering for the opposite sex? Given the political agenda of the BBC it is obviously not possible for a bumbandit to suddenly have a desire for pussy or a lezza to crave a bit of cock. Oh no, we’re not fucking having any of that crap. We all know this new character will be straight as fuck, probably be “bigoted” against the benders and suddenly turn as gay as Eddie Izzard at a remoaner demo. It’s only natural innit? Well, according to the fucking BBC anyway. Sharon will surely develop a sudden urge to go down on Big Mo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 I reckon there's a competition between Corrie and Eastenders as to who has the most gays. I think Corrie is in the lead. Eastenders: Ben, the fat girl with the fat mum, the woman from the pub Corrie: the mincing loud one from the factory, Kevin Webster's daughter who's been with the solicitor, the two Asian women (although one got crushed to death in the factory), the vicar. Anymore? So that makes it Corrie 5 Eastenders 3. Anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I reckon there's a competition between Corrie and Eastenders as to who has the most gays. I think Corrie is in the lead. Eastenders: Ben, the fat girl with the fat mum, the woman from the pub Corrie: the mincing loud one from the factory, Kevin Webster's daughter who's been with the solicitor, the two Asian women (although one got crushed to death in the factory), the vicar. Anymore? So that makes it Corrie 5 Eastenders 3. Anymore? Wellard Wasn't he once caught sniffing another dogs' cobblers? Dead giveaway that, surprised you didn't spot it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I reckon there's a competition between Corrie and Eastenders as to who has the most gays. I think Corrie is in the lead. Eastenders: Ben, the fat girl with the fat mum, the woman from the pub Corrie: the mincing loud one from the factory, Kevin Webster's daughter who's been with the solicitor, the two Asian women (although one got crushed to death in the factory), the vicar. Anymore? So that makes it Corrie 5 Eastenders 3. Anymore? Fucking Emmerdale. Zoe Tate, first lesbian kiss 1993. 30% Asian cast, black and white arse bandits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: Ben is, apparently, the “story editor” on the classic brainwashing soap, Eastbenders. He has been “teasing us “ so I read, with the possibility that a bisexual character will be introduced into this classic drama. Is this going to be a new character or is one of the gay incumbents suddenly going to develop a hankering for the opposite sex? Eastenders is completely unrealistic. Why, just the other day I swear I saw some white people in it, and it's been over a year now since the last stabbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Eastenders is completely unrealistic. Why, just the other day I swear I saw some white people in it, and it's been over a year now since the last stabbing. baht vey still lahv a good awl knees ap dahn va Queen Vic, chim-chimminee me old cogger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I reckon there's a competition between Corrie and Eastenders as to who has the most gays. I think Corrie is in the lead. Eastenders: Ben, the fat girl with the fat mum, the woman from the pub Corrie: the mincing loud one from the factory, Kevin Webster's daughter who's been with the solicitor, the two Asian women (although one got crushed to death in the factory), the vicar. Anymore? So that makes it Corrie 5 Eastenders 3. Anymore? I haven't watched any of that shit for ages, there was one in Emmerdale, and he had a boyfriend, but the boyfriend died of bad AIDS. Which was nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I haven't watched any of that shit for ages, there was one in Emmerdale, and he had a boyfriend, but the boyfriend died of bad AIDS. Which was nice. It's just on in my house. I couldn't tell you the story lines as it's just stagnant. Theres not much on that I can be asked to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's just on in my house. I couldn't tell you the story lines as it's just stagnant. Theres not much on that I can be asked to watch. It's fucking dismal. Even the channels you pay Sky a fortune for, show nothing but crap. I'm working my way through the first 7 seasons of the X Files. I'd forgotten what a perfect creature Gillian Anderson was in the 90s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's fucking dismal. Even the channels you pay Sky a fortune for, show nothing but crap. I'm working my way through the first 7 seasons of the X Files. I'd forgotten what a perfect creature Gillian Anderson was in the 90s. You must be a lesbian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 12 hours ago, judgetwi said: Ben is, apparently, the “story editor” on the classic brainwashing soap, Eastbenders. He has been “teasing us “ so I read, with the possibility that a bisexual character will be introduced into this classic drama. Is this going to be a new character or is one of the gay incumbents suddenly going to develop a hankering for the opposite sex? Given the political agenda of the BBC it is obviously not possible for a bumbandit to suddenly have a desire for pussy or a lezza to crave a bit of cock. Oh no, we’re not fucking having any of that crap. We all know this new character will be straight as fuck, probably be “bigoted” against the benders and suddenly turn as gay as Eddie Izzard at a remoaner demo. It’s only natural innit? Well, according to the fucking BBC anyway. Eastenders and other vile soap offerings set the moral and spiritual compasses of the masses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: It does rather pale into insignificance, when comparing it to the cast of Cunts Corner. Here we have a skinny, AIDS riddled homo, a disabled drunken cunt from Norfolk, a syringe obsessed twat who thinks he's Shipman, a resident pikey, Eddie who keeps changing his colour, and several cross dressers/trannies. Add to this a fucking Frenchman who shags geese. I feel left out... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You must be a lesbian. Yeah. So? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's fucking dismal. Even the channels you pay Sky a fortune for, show nothing but crap. I'm working my way through the first 7 seasons of the X Files. I'd forgotten what a perfect creature Gillian Anderson was in the 90s. Never been interested in that. Can't stand US cop shows. Watching things like NCIS, CSI and the worst, Criminal Minds just get me angry. Criminal Minds is the worst because that fat blonde computer expert makes me want to kick the fucking screen in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 I don't watch any of this soapy shite, it's for cunts and poofs. Am I missing something? NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: baht vey still lahv a good awl knees ap dahn va Queen Vic, chim-chimminee me old cogger. Best cockney accent ever. Even more realistic than a real cockney. Your talents are truly wasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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