Major Cunt Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 So I'm on route to Bristol via train and the ticket dispenser ain't working so I join the queue for the cashier. I've had a slight result as though both kiosks are serving punters I'm head of the line. Anyways 1 minute goes by then about 5 by this time I've pulled an earphone out, and am trying to fathom the holdup hearing the conversation. One punters a middle aged Polak bird and the others an overweight northern coffin dodger. Both have received information on train times and changes on about 5 separate occasions, but there still asking the same inane questions, it just ain't registering. Now by the time these 2 fucking morons are satisfied the queues about 15 people. I was seriously tempted at one point to tell the cashier to just print of the info while cunting of these pair of mongs Fortunately I didn't miss my train but that ain't the point. Fucking idiots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 Do you ever feel that the cunts see you coming and were born to bugger your day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 Cunts who don't figure out what you're telling them after the 3rd attempt should be treated like a fuclkng retard and ejected from the setting. The worst in my experience are the supposedly educated middle class cunts who who I find myself having to repeat myself over and over again. "Take one of these twice a day before meals. Sorry? Just before a meal. No, not 1 to 2 hours before a meal, just before. One twice a day. No not two, one twice a day. Yes, before meals. Er.....yes before breakfast if you like. Well before lunch then. Supper? Yes if you like.......etc....etc." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cunts who don't figure out what you're telling them after the 3rd attempt should be treated like a fuclkng retard and ejected from the setting. The worst in my experience are the supposedly educated middle class cunts who who I find myself having to repeat myself over and over again. "Take one of these twice a day before meals. Sorry? Just before a meal. No, not 1 to 2 hours before a meal, just before. One twice a day. No not two, one twice a day. Yes, before meals. Er.....yes before breakfast if you like. Well before lunch then. Supper? Yes if you like.......etc....etc." I didn't know dealing ecstasy was so complicated. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I didn't know dealing ecstasy was so complicated. Ssssshhh. You'll get me 18months down the Kermit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 Anybody who uses public transport is a cretin. lol Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 20 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Anybody who uses public transport is a cretin. lol Fuck off. Get the fuck of my thread, Withers. You goose bothering frog cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I didn't know dealing ecstasy was so complicated. Don't be so coy, Eric. I thought your sort confiscated it from the dealers then sold it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Don't be so coy, Eric. I thought your sort confiscated it from the dealers then sold it? I don't offer dosing advice. Grab the tenners and head off to Pizza Hut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Get the fuck of my thread, Withers. You goose bothering frog cunt! OFF Thick cunt. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cunts who don't figure out what you're telling them after the 3rd attempt should be treated like a fuclkng retard and ejected from the setting. The worst in my experience are the supposedly educated middle class cunts who who I find myself having to repeat myself over and over again. "Take one of these twice a day before meals. Sorry? Just before a meal. No, not 1 to 2 hours before a meal, just before. One twice a day. No not two, one twice a day. Yes, before meals. Er.....yes before breakfast if you like. Well before lunch then. Supper? Yes if you like.......etc....etc." Yes but it’s all worth it for the moment you hand them the FP10 for Proctosedyl and tell them they can shove it up their arse. “What, the prescription?”. I knew of a man who did just that, imagining than an oblong of green paper was a cure for his Farmers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 I always find these spasticated trails when i'm visiting the bank, these bastards are always in the way when i'm trying to rob the fucking cunts. just isn't like the good old days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 These are the sort of wankers who are queueing in the 10 items or less aisle with over 12 items in their basket. Cunts should be arse raped with a katana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cunts who don't figure out what you're telling them after the 3rd attempt should be treated like a fuclkng retard and ejected from the setting. The worst in my experience are the supposedly educated middle class cunts who who I find myself having to repeat myself over and over again. "Take one of these twice a day before meals. Sorry? Just before a meal. No, not 1 to 2 hours before a meal, just before. One twice a day. No not two, one twice a day. Yes, before meals. Er.....yes before breakfast if you like. Well before lunch then. Supper? Yes if you like.......etc....etc." I have one pill that I have to take every day .. a real pain popping the pill then spitting out again to take again the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 10 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: I always find these spasticated trails when i'm visiting the bank, these bastards are always in the way when i'm trying to rob the fucking cunts. just isn't like the good old days. I've always found discharging a sawn-off shotgun into the false ceiling livens the cunts up, Fends. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 12 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: OFF Thick cunt. lol Ok, Withers. Fuck off, and hang yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 20 hours ago, Major Cunt said: So I'm on route to Bristol via train and the ticket dispenser ain't working so I join the queue for the cashier. I've had a slight result as though both kiosks are serving punters I'm head of the line. Anyways 1 minute goes by then about 5 by this time I've pulled an earphone out, and am trying to fathom the holdup hearing the conversation. One punters a middle aged Polak bird and the others an overweight northern coffin dodger. Both have received information on train times and changes on about 5 separate occasions, but there still asking the same inane questions, it just ain't registering. Now by the time these 2 fucking morons are satisfied the queues about 15 people. I was seriously tempted at one point to tell the cashier to just print of the info while cunting of these pair of mongs Fortunately I didn't miss my train but that ain't the point. Fucking idiots. It looks like you had plenty of time on your hands then. Shame you didn’t use it to craft a properly punctuated and spelled missive. I had to read it in Downs Syndrome so it made sense. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, southerncunt said: It looks like you had plenty of time on your hands then. Shame you didn’t use it to craft a properly punctuated and spelled missive. I had to read it in Downs Syndrome so it made sense. Wait for some cretin to pull you up on 'spelled', not knowing that you use Australian English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 36 minutes ago, southerncunt said: It looks like you had plenty of time on your hands then. Shame you didn’t use it to craft a properly punctuated and spelled missive. I had to read it in Downs Syndrome so it made sense. Go and fuck a koala, you inbred, piss drinking, antipodean cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: Go and fuck a koala, you inbred, piss drinking, antipodean cunt. Two out of three ain’t bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: Two out of three ain’t bad. He forgot Abbo butcherer. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I've always found discharging a sawn-off shotgun into the false ceiling livens the cunts up, Fends. Are you 'Big vern' from Essex? If you are my brother asked me to remind you the Jag's ready for collection. Re-spray and new plates as requested. Pssst! You ain't seen me, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 On 11/09/2019 at 14:06, Major Cunt said: So I'm on route to Bristol via train and the ticket dispenser ain't working so I join the queue for the cashier. I've had a slight result as though both kiosks are serving punters I'm head of the line. Anyways 1 minute goes by then about 5 by this time I've pulled an earphone out, and am trying to fathom the holdup hearing the conversation. One punters a middle aged Polak bird and the others an overweight northern coffin dodger. Both have received information on train times and changes on about 5 separate occasions, but there still asking the same inane questions, it just ain't registering. Now by the time these 2 fucking morons are satisfied the queues about 15 people. I was seriously tempted at one point to tell the cashier to just print of the info while cunting of these pair of mongs Fortunately I didn't miss my train but that ain't the point. Fucking idiots. Absolutely rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 5 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I've always found discharging a sawn-off shotgun into the false ceiling livens the cunts up, Fends. An ounce of rock salt in the leg is more fun. Lots of screaming, a bit of blood, and no serious damage. And the cunt dines out on the story for the next 30 years. Win win. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: An ounce of rock salt in the leg is more fun. Lots of screaming, a bit of blood, and no serious damage. And the cunt dines out on the story for the next 30 years. Win win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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