Decimus Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Didn't you have main billing in the remake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Didn't you have main billing in the remake? Jesus Christ.. find your rhythm you fucking dope. Slower than a cockfingers comeback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 13 minutes ago, Frank said: Jesus Christ.. find your rhythm you fucking dope. Slower than a cockfingers comeback. Look at the board you stupid cunt. Ape still at No.2. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 17 minutes ago, Frank said: Jesus Christ.. find your rhythm you fucking dope. Slower than a cockfingers comeback. I don't act. I react. What do you expect me to do with all this fucking shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't act. I react. What do you expect me to do with all this fucking shit? With Eric reciting one-liners from UK Gold each and every night, and Fender and Ape topping the leaderboard, there’s nothing here for you. Why don’t you try a little discipline and fuck off forever? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Frank said: With Eric reciting one-liners from UK Gold each and every night, and Fender and Ape topping the leaderboard, there’s nothing here for you. Why don’t you try a little discipline and fuck off forever? Oh the irony Francis. Why don't you follow your own advice and fuck off, or start entertaining the faithful. Banjo strumming, Willie Nelson-esque cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 27 minutes ago, Frank said: With Eric reciting one-liners from UK Gold each and every night, and Fender and Ape topping the leaderboard, there’s nothing here for you. Why don’t you try a little discipline and fuck off forever? When was the last time you said or did anything provocatively entertaining enough to get banned? I make it well over 18 months. When people are constantly saying that you've been utterly bollocks for years, you should ask yourself what changed. Apple-shining, short trousered teacher's fucking pet. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: When was the last time you said or did anything provocatively entertaining enough to get banned? I make it well over 18 months. When people are constantly saying that you've been utterly bollocks for years, you should ask yourself what changed. Apple-shining, short trousered teacher's fucking pet. Better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Better. ‘Better’ than you. sadly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: When was the last time you said or did anything provocatively entertaining enough to get banned? I make it well over 18 months. When people are constantly saying that you've been utterly bollocks for years, you should ask yourself what changed. Apple-shining, short trousered teacher's fucking pet. He doesn't do 'entertaining'. While we're out there putting arses in seats, he's lurking around behind the scenes like some sinister, stage-door Johnny. Queens always get jaded and bitchy when their looks have gone to seed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 49 minutes ago, Frank said: With Eric reciting one-liners from UK Gold each and every night, and Fender and Ape topping the leaderboard, there’s nothing here for you. Why don’t you try a little discipline and fuck off forever? Frank you really need to have a think about your exit strategy. Why not fuck off now with a little bit of dignity and a few good memories of when you were ‘somebody’. The longer you continue with this futile comeback the more despised you become. Imagine Charlie Chaplin was still on the tv every night, refusing to admit to himself that he wasn’t funny anymore. Sad but very very annoying. Hang up your espadrilles and quit while you can still support yourself on those spaghetti legs. You’re not Bruce Forsyth mate. You’re more Fiona Bruce. It’s time to say goodnight and goodbye. And Fuck Off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He doesn't do 'entertaining'. While we're out there putting arses in seats, he's lurking around behind the scenes like some sinister, stage-door Johnny. Queens always get jaded and bitchy when their looks have gone to seed. Side-Show Frank. Every theatre is haunted by a resident macoroni, wig-wearing, Beau Brummel faggot cunt with delusions of artistic grandeur. I'd wager from the look of the recent picture of his vestigial legs, that the cause of death was spontaneous combustion, triggered by the heat of the friction burns on his Just William knees as he was fucked bloody by an Othello understudy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Side-Show Frank. Every theatre is haunted by a resident macoroni, wig-wearing, Beau Brummel faggot cunt with delusions of artistic grandeur. I'd wager from the look of the recent picture of his vestigial legs, that the cause of death was spontaneous combustion, triggered by the heat of the friction burns on his Just William knees as he was fucked bloody by an Othello understudy. Frank is the Walter Plinge of cunts corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: Side-Show Frank. Every theatre is haunted by a resident macoroni, wig-wearing, Beau Brummel faggot cunt with delusions of artistic grandeur. I'd wager from the look of the recent picture of his vestigial legs, that the cause of death was spontaneous combustion, triggered by the heat of the friction burns on his Just William knees as he was fucked bloody by an Othello understudy. Remember the Metz 'Judder-man'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 8 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Ok, Withers. Fuck off, and hang yourself! He can't help it if he's sub-human...having said that, i wouldn't mind giving him goose bumps with a trusted claw hammer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 48 minutes ago, Frank said: Better. Evening Frank, have you posted a comment that was on topic, in all the years i have been on here, i can't remember seeing such a nugget. P.S Thanks for the entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 43 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He doesn't do 'entertaining'. While we're out there putting arses in seats, he's lurking around behind the scenes like some sinister, stage-door Johnny. Queens always get jaded and bitchy when their looks have gone to seed. His looks may be faded but his extensive, moth-riddled Sloanesque wardrobe reminds him that deep inside, he is still the same vain, insecure, petty poof he has always been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: Better. Frank, don’t you know it’s rude to play with your food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Frank, don’t you know it’s rude to play with your food? It's his only option. He hasn't got the teeth to chew it anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's his only option. He hasn't got the teeth to chew it anymore. From the look of him, his meals are as few and far between as his T-cells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 42 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: He can't help it if he's sub-human...having said that, i wouldn't mind giving him goose bumps with a trusted claw hammer. More claw hammer fantasy from our resident hard guy wannabe “Jake The Wuss”. Fuck off you withering pansy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: More claw hammer fantasy from our resident hard guy wannabe “Jake The Wuss”. Fuck off you withering pansy. No fantasy Punky, i will upload a picture for you in the gallery, haven't decided which one to mash your tiny brains in with yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: No fantasy Punky, i will upload a picture for you in the gallery, haven't decided which one to mash your tiny brains in with yet. Personally I'd recommend a toffee hammer, Fends. What with late stage syphilis causing lesions on his cranium, it would surely be no harder than cracking a boiled egg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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