Eddie Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 21 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Meet in an hour, then? Out of likes wiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 22 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Fair fucks on this nom and if I can just interject with 95% of cunts who wear 'Ramones' T-Shirts without having a fucking clue about sniffing glue or going down to the basement. These cunts are worse than Communism Gabba Gabba Fuck Right Off, cunt! FRANKIE SAYS RELAX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 21 hours ago, King Billy said: I thought I saw some cunt today wearing a ‘Ferrari F1’ Schumacher shirt and a ‘Colins Cabbages’ baseball cap sideways, but I may have imagined it. I was reading an article about Schumacher the other day and his medical bills are apparently sending him skint, and my first thoughts were, How much can it cost to wipe his arse twice a day, wipe the slobbers off his massive square chin and pour some soup down his gullet? And my second thought was. Does he give a fuck? He’s been driving round and round Monaco for the last 7 years wondering how the fuck he got in his racing car with skis on and a splitting headache? There’s no reason why Schumacher couldn’t race in the Grand Prix once again in some sort of Ferrari flid wheelchair/bed .Ferrari could apply the latest engine technologies with a titanium lung respirator and tongue controlled steering and clutch.If he ultimately got burnt to a crisp like Nikki Lauder he still wouldn’t be any worse off than Ayrton “no brakes” Senna... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: FRANKIE SAYS RELAX Frankie says "Idiot". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Every cunt with a Che Guevara t-shirt or poster, is, I imagine completely unaware that he was personally responsible for torturing and murdering dozens of men, women and children. Not quite the 'chilled out' hippie revolutionary that seems to have been adopted as a perspective by flid students globally. He was quite a good rugby player. That must count for something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Pen and I meet for drinks once a week! I order Cyanide! I'd quite happily meet Pen for a drink Wizz, though only as pretence to caving it's skull in. I'd probably also glass her, if I'm honest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I'd quite happily meet Pen for a drink Wizz, though only as pretence to caving it's skull in. I'd probably also glass her, if I'm honest. A true gentleman. The David Niven of Cunts Corner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A true gentleman. The David Niven of Cunts Corner. I like to think so, Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I can only imagine what it's like to take off the old uniform at the end of a grueling day handing out windscreen wiper blades to cunts, taking off the shirt, sending it to the uniform company to be laundered and slithering back to the bedsit in a wife beater...or be greeted by his hairy toed "woman" who is wearing one! The stuff of nightmares, Fends! Probably just goes busking with Frank, if you go by Frank's video's...then they would make a fortune as passers-by would be throwing money at the un-washed duo just so they would fuck off with their noise pollution. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Jake The Muss said: Probably just goes busking with Frank, if you go by Frank's video's...then they would make a fortune as passers-by would be throwing money at the un-washed duo just so they would fuck off with their noise pollution. I'm sure people would throw things at Frank....bricks, chunks of metal and wood, brake drums, knives, hammers...but I highly doubt money in any denomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: I'm sure people would throw things at Frank....bricks, chunks of metal and wood, brake drums, knives, hammers...but I highly doubt money in any denomination. I would throw some monopoly money at them, and then petrol and then a lighted match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I would throw some monopoly money at them, and then petrol and then a lighted match. I would only waste my time if I could throw high fragmention grenades at them. Or white phosphorous grenades....if they survive the initial blast, I'd end their suffering by dropping an anvil on their heads! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I would only waste my time if I could throw high fragmention grenades at them. Or white phosphorous grenades....if they survive the initial blast, I'd end their suffering by dropping an anvil on their heads! I hope they survive as i'm liking the anvil idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 Sorry Stubby, back to your topic, i think the cuntbreeds you speak of should be drowned in baths of diseased shit..with their t-shirts still on. They died with their boots on would take on a whole new direction, would be a snuff film though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Out of likes wiz. Did you give them all to Pen...fucking useless cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 Just now, Jake The Muss said: Sorry Stubby, back to your topic, i think the cuntbreeds you speak of should be drowned in baths of diseased shit..with their t-shirts still on. They died with their boots on would take on a whole new direction, would be a snuff film though. Indeed. The t-shirts can used to strangle the cunts to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A true gentleman. The David Niven of Cunts Corner. I had him down as John Gregson, myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: Probably just goes busking with Frank, if you go by Frank's video's...then they would make a fortune as passers-by would be throwing money at the un-washed duo just so they would fuck off with their noise pollution. I'd love to see Frank busking provided I had my headphones in. I'd walk over and drop a 'deep sea diver' in his Argos guitar case, then pivot in one swift movement to deliver a ferocious uppercut breaking his jaw, followed by a kick in the head whilst he's unconscious. Obviously I'd retrieve my fiver. I hope this conveys my feelings towards the sloane ranging faggot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 31 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I'd love to see Frank busking provided I had my headphones in. I'd walk over and drop a 'deep sea diver' in his Argos guitar case, then pivot in one swift movement to deliver a ferocious uppercut breaking his jaw, followed by a kick in the head whilst he's unconscious. Obviously I'd retrieve my fiver. I hope this conveys my feelings towards the sloane ranging faggot. Not quite Major, can you elaborate a little bit more ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: Did you give them all to Pen...fucking useless cunt. Pen is his only fan - he really should kill himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape said: Pen is his only fan - he really should kill himself. Don't forget his savior Roops, that diluted know it all cunt would lick shit off him if he fell in to a pile of it. I would like to hang all three of em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I'd quite happily meet Pen for a drink Wizz, though only as pretence to caving it's skull in. I'd probably also glass her, if I'm honest. I just visualised that and it was fucking wonderful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: Don't forget his savior Roops, that diluted know it all cunt would lick shit off him if he fell in to a pile of it. I would like to hang all three of em. Fends, you at least deserve to hear this from a friend...it's "deluded." Were Roops or any other cunt to deliver the correction, it would undoubtedly come with some tedious lecture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 18 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fends, you at least deserve to hear this from a friend...it's "deluded." Were Roops or any other cunt to deliver the correction, it would undoubtedly come with some tedious lecture. No i meant diluted Wiz (no content or value) but deluded as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 The malcontents feasting on a plate of sour grapes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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