Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 Fucking hell, they get on my tits. Everywhere they go, they feel so entitled....special parking bays, always feeling the world should make way for her/them and their growing sprog. Never mind the seven following her, all with a slightly different skin tone and shape of eyes....hair color and tightness of curl...all of whom have a shit poor attitude and vocal chords enough to crack and peel paint off a nuclear submarine. I wish mandatory tubal ligation after two would be enacted. If Frank has brothers, just think the agony the world could have been spared! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking hell, they get on my tits. Everywhere they go, they feel so entitled....special parking bays, always feeling the world should make way for her/them and their growing sprog. Never mind the seven following her, all with a slightly different skin tone and shape of eyes....hair color and tightness of curl...all of whom have a shit poor attitude and vocal chords enough to crack and peel paint off a nuclear submarine. I wish mandatory tubal ligation after two would be enacted. If Frank has brothers, just think the agony the world could have been spared! I should imagine each of these women have a cervix like your name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 Over here, every time they they squeeze out another little ghetto bastard, they get an increase in their monthly welfare check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 Pregnant women are disgusting things. When my missus was pregnant I told her to sleep under the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I should imagine each of these women have a cervix like your name. Indeed. Makes the scene from Meaning of Life make one contemplate the wonders of gravity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 8 hours ago, King Billy said: Pregnant women are disgusting things. When my missus was pregnant I told her to sleep under the bed. You mean you actually let her in the house??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: You mean you actually let her in the house??? Yeah, but not my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 23 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking hell, they get on my tits. Everywhere they go, they feel so entitled....special parking bays, always feeling the world should make way for her/them and their growing sprog. Never mind the seven following her, all with a slightly different skin tone and shape of eyes....hair color and tightness of curl...all of whom have a shit poor attitude and vocal chords enough to crack and peel paint off a nuclear submarine. I wish mandatory tubal ligation after two would be enacted. If Frank has brothers, just think the agony the world could have been spared! All Catholics should be burnt until dead then the charred remains sent to the third world as a great source of protein. Two birds and all that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 On 21/09/2019 at 05:49, Salty Piss Flap said: Over here, every time they they squeeze out another little ghetto bastard, they get an increase in their monthly welfare check. I assumed this was how you were bought up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 23 hours ago, King Billy said: Yeah, but not my house. The fathers house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 My lovely wife got cornered by a pregnasaurus at the gym today, and didn't know how to escape. She went to refill her water bottle when the still fit (for a preggo) cascading sweat all over the fucking place, and starts on about how she's staying fit for the baby....noticing her predicament, I bellowed across the room "oi you daft bint, this barbell isn't going to lift itself!" I was so proud of the anger she put into upping her squat maximum...cursing the whole time about why the cunts can't seem to help themselves about running their gobs about their bad decision making. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 7 hours ago, Cock Holster said: I assumed this was how you were bought up? Why would you assume I was brought up by your mother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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