Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 Fuck right off! Speak proper English or neck some bleach you vile cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fuck right off! Speak proper English or neck some bleach you vile cunts! Oh my deys! Innit? Nah wot I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 Can’t be arsed to look it up but I think I can safely say............ Repeat BOLLOCKS. Select all squares with morons in them. If there are none select skip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fuck right off! Speak proper English or neck some bleach you vile cunts! Bless fam, what dem tink of mans new whip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 We have a word for these cunts. We call them "wiggers". Or "whiggers". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: We have a word for these cunts. We call them "wiggers". Or "whiggers". We have a word too for people who bastardise the English language. We call them Yanks. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 8 hours ago, Eddie said: Bless fam, what dem tink of mans new whip? Precisely! It makes coming here being told to fuck off and kill myself with the eloquence of the English language an absolute pleasure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: Can’t be arsed to look it up but I think I can safely say............ Repeat BOLLOCKS. Select all squares with morons in them. If there are none select skip. I realized when I posted that it had probably already been done, but when you encounter enough of these fucking cretins in a 24 hour period, you MUST vent it from your system. Also, I really don't give a fuck if it is repeat....not one little bit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 8 hours ago, King Billy said: We have a word too for people who bastardise the English language. We call them Yanks. So let me get this straight, you all pronounce the word "yankee", a mere slang term to begin with, as "yank", which is a bastardized version of a slang term, yet you're flapping your cunt lips at me about supposedly "bastardizing" the English language??? That bollocks really takes the biscuit, mate!!! Bloody hell, man!!! Sounds to me like you're gormless of the fact that you lot, with all your daft sounding colloquial slang terms, bastardize your own language almost every time you speak!!! Based solely on your own dodgy sounding codswallop, a bloke might come to the conclusion that you're off your trolley and that you might even be a barmy tosser!!! I will admit that I'm right gobsmacked at that notion, but I must also admit I'm so chuffed to bits over it, that I'm having a strop just pointing out what a prat and a silly git would even say such a thing an' all. Well, it was nice having this little chin-wag, but it's time for me to bugger off. Have to go spend a penny. Cheers. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: So let me get this straight, you all pronounce the word "yankee", a mere slang term to begin with, as "yank", which is a bastardized version of a slang term, yet you're flapping your cunt lips at me about supposedly "bastardizing" the English language??? That bollocks really takes the biscuit, mate!!! Bloody hell, man!!! Sounds to me like you're gormless of the fact that you lot, with all your daft sounding colloquial slang terms, bastardize your own language almost every time you speak!!! Based solely on your own dodgy sounding codswallop, a bloke might come to the conclusion that you're off your trolley and that you might even be a barmy tosser!!! I will admit that I'm right gobsmacked at that notion, but I must also admit I'm so chuffed to bits over it, that I'm having a strop just pointing out what a prat and a silly git would even say such a thing an' all. Well, it was nice having this little chin-wag, but it's time for me to bugger off. Have to go spend a penny. Cheers. Wanker. Pardon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 yerfugginwotmate - translation ; Salfordian .. I beg your pardon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 4 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: So let me get this straight, you all pronounce the word "yankee", a mere slang term to begin with, as "yank", which is a bastardized version of a slang term, yet you're flapping your cunt lips at me about supposedly "bastardizing" the English language??? That bollocks really takes the biscuit, mate!!! Bloody hell, man!!! Sounds to me like you're gormless of the fact that you lot, with all your daft sounding colloquial slang terms, bastardize your own language almost every time you speak!!! Based solely on your own dodgy sounding codswallop, a bloke might come to the conclusion that you're off your trolley and that you might even be a barmy tosser!!! I will admit that I'm right gobsmacked at that notion, but I must also admit I'm so chuffed to bits over it, that I'm having a strop just pointing out what a prat and a silly git would even say such a thing an' all. Well, it was nice having this little chin-wag, but it's time for me to bugger off. Have to go spend a penny. Cheers. Wanker. If you're going to submit posts on our good old British,... no English website (fuck off Panzy you oirish cunt) then set your spell checker to English UK so that the stupid fucking thing replaces the Z (zed, or zee to wankers like you) for an S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: If you're going to submit posts on our good old British,... no English website (fuck off Panzy you oirish cunt) then set your spell checker to English UK so that the stupid fucking thing replaces the Z (zed, or zee to wankers like you) for an S. If you really get your knickers a twist over proper spelling, you might want to have a chin-wag with your mate Wizardsleeve (the bloke who started this thread) and inform him that there is no such word as "venacular". The word he was trying to spell... "veRnacular"... is "spelt" with a "r" in between the e and the n. Don't worry though. We yanks don't hold you lot's lack of grammatical acumen ag'in ye. You're still our favorite non-American nationality and besides, being second to us is nothing to be ashamed of. 😁 😉 😆 (That should get a few cranks wound up good and tight 'round h'yere.) 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: If you really get your knickers a twist over proper spelling, you might want to have a chin-wag with your mate Wizardsleeve (the bloke who started this thread) and inform him that there is no such word as "venacular". The word he was trying to spell... "veRnacular"... is "spelt" with a "r" in between the e and the n. Don't worry though. We yanks don't hold you lot's lack of grammatical acumen ag'in ye. You're still our favorite non-American nationality and besides, being second to us is nothing to be ashamed of. 😁 😉 😆 (That should get a few cranks wound up good and tight 'round h'yere.) 😄 It might not have been Wiz that spelt it. The nom was originally titled in a different way, I assumed admin had edited it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It might not have been Wiz that spelt it. The nom was originally titled in a different way, I assumed admin had edited it. This has the whiff of CIA involvement. If Salty asks You haven’t seen me Eric. Swallow this post after you read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: This has the whiff of CIA involvement. If Salty asks You haven’t seen me Eric. Swallow this post after you read it. I'm sorry, can't talk. Have an iPhone lodged in my oesophagus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm sorry, can't talk. Have an iPhone lodged in my oesophagus. I bet it’ll sound more like a ‘Huawei’ if you cough it back up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: I bet it’ll sound more like a ‘Huawei’ if you cough it back up. Fuck off cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 12 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Fuck off cunt. Did you learn to talk like that at one of the imaginary posh schools that you didn’t attend? Fantasist fool. ”Be off with you, you reprehensible bounder” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Did you learn to talk like that at one of the imaginary posh schools that you didn’t attend? Fantasist fool. ”Be off with you, you reprehensible bounder” Up yours peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Fuck off cunt. The Baby Jesus knows you do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Baby Jesus knows you do this. Cowdenbeath 1 Stirling County 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 15 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Cowdenbeath 1 Stirling County 1 You're going to hell, to be fisted in perpetuity by the fiery forearms of Beelzebub and his little wizards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 15 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Cowdenbeath 1 Stirling County 1 Is this some kind of gay, spunk gargling slang for arranging a cottaging meet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 21 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Cowdenbeath 1 Stirling County 1 Fuck off from my thread with this faggot speak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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