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There is no place for anything other than an old  biddie’s para jumpers and forks above a stove, you would think. Yet not senile enough to invite

a specialist to evaluate it’s pensionable value.

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19 hours ago, White Cunt said:

There is no place for anything other than an old  biddie’s para jumpers and forks above a stove, you would think. Yet not senile enough to invite

a specialist to evaluate it’s pensionable value.

What the fuck?

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22 hours ago, White Cunt said:

There is no place for anything other than an old  biddie’s para jumpers and forks above a stove, you would think. Yet not senile enough to invite

a specialist to evaluate it’s pensionable value.

Eh?

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23 hours ago, White Cunt said:

There is no place for anything other than an old  biddie’s para jumpers and forks above a stove, you would think. Yet not senile enough to invite

a specialist to evaluate it’s pensionable value.

I’ll admit I’ve posted on this forum while pretty pissed, but what the fuck is this cunt on?

 

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1 hour ago, southerncunt said:

I’ll admit I’ve posted on this forum while pretty pissed, but what the fuck is this cunt on?

 

A combination of potent spice and crystal meth, at a guess.

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I'm wondering how long I'd keep going back to a dead Page 3 girl's corpse before it grossed me out.

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On 25/09/2019 at 16:03, ratcum said:

I'm wondering how long I'd keep going back to a dead Page 3 girl's corpse before it grossed me out.

Was it on Page 3, or in the obituaries?

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On 25/09/2019 at 16:03, ratcum said:

I'm wondering how long I'd keep going back to a dead Page 3 girl's corpse before it grossed me out.

If you're going down on her, you should probably leave it alone a couple of hours after it reaches room temperature.

If it's anal, 30 minutes post mortem should be the limit, unless you're Dennis Nilsen.

If you're just using her to hold your beer in her open mouth, you've probably got a couple of weeks, as long as its not summer.

Hope that helps.

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1 hour ago, DrCunt said:

If you're going down on her, you should probably leave it alone a couple of hours after it reaches room temperature.

If it's anal, 30 minutes post mortem should be the limit, unless you're Dennis Nilsen.

If you're just using her to hold your beer in her open mouth, you've probably got a couple of weeks, as long as its not summer.

Hope that helps.

You're alright DC. You could do one of those D.G. Hessayon books

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16 minutes ago, ratcum said:

You're alright DC. You could do one of those D.G. Hessayon books

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Take that. There's a copyright fee on that, you cunt.

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On 25/09/2019 at 16:03, ratcum said:

I'm wondering how long I'd keep going back to a dead Page 3 girl's corpse before it grossed me out.

This from a weirdo who jerks off to photos of Irma Grese and Juana Bormann and has a pair of Goering’s shit stained pants in a temperature controlled display case.

I think you can answer your own question Herr Oberst.

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2 hours ago, judgetwi said:

This from a weirdo who jerks off to photos of Irma Grese and Juana Bormann and has a pair of Goering’s shit stained pants in a temperature controlled display case.

I think you can answer your own question Herr Oberst.

You mean like how after Adolf farted?

Hitlers-Trousers-After-the-Explosion-BBC

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9 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

You mean like how after Adolf farted?

Hitlers-Trousers-After-the-Explosion-BBC

If these were Adolfs he must have had a 60’’ waist and been 8’ tall. With that in mind his arsehole would have been proportionately large and therefore capable of such explosive damage.

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21 minutes ago, King Billy said:

If these were Adolfs he must have had a 60’’ waist and been 8’ tall. With that in mind his arsehole would have been proportionately large and therefore capable of such explosive damage.

Or the officer holding them was only 3' tall.

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3 hours ago, King Billy said:

If these were Adolfs he must have had a 60’’ waist and been 8’ tall. With that in mind his arsehole would have been proportionately large and therefore capable of such explosive damage.

Or your average Florida native.

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5 hours ago, judgetwi said:

This from a weirdo who jerks off to photos of Irma Grese and Juana Bormann and has a pair of Goering’s shit stained pants in a temperature controlled display case.

I think you can answer your own question Herr Oberst.

Thanks Jewdy, I'd forgotten about the fragrant lovely Bormann. My all time fave was Herta Botha, who from some angles looked like actor Gordon Jackson in The Great Escape.

herta j.jpg

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On 19/10/2019 at 15:09, ratcum said:

Thanks Jewdy, I'd forgotten about the fragrant lovely Bormann. My all time fave was Herta Botha, who from some angles looked like actor Gordon Jackson in The Great Escape.

herta j.jpg

That's Rutger Hauer isn't it?

 

I mean, Rutger Hauer now, since he's been dead three months

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18 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

That's Rutger Hauer isn't it?

 

I mean, Rutger Hauer now, since he's been dead three months

Ironic as he was in both Escape from Sobibor and Fatherland

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On 19/10/2019 at 15:09, ratcum said:

Thanks Jewdy, I'd forgotten about the fragrant lovely Bormann. My all time fave was Herta Botha, who from some angles looked like actor Gordon Jackson in The Great Escape.

herta j.jpg

Is she belming in this photo? 

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