King Billy Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Since time immemorial the spackers have been positioned next to the touchline at most football grounds, and consequently one of them getting fucked right in the face by a fast-travelling ball has been a fairly regular occurrence. It's not like the cunts can dodge out of the way. This generally raises a bigger cheer than anything else in the game. Fuck sake Baws. The last time someone mentioned a ball hitting someone in the face almost started a diplomatic incident. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You're meant to be a woman, aren't you? So what the fuck do you know about football? Get in the kitchen and finish the fucking washing up. And then bend over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Disabled golfers are very welcome at my golf club....however very few of them can afford the green fees and compulsory buggy and driver... lol. All isn't lost. They still have you to service their every need in the disabled toilet stalls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Disabled golfers are very welcome at my golf club....however very few of them can afford the green fees and compulsory buggy and driver... lol. They’re just the right height in a wheelchair for what you have in mind. deviant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I have absolutely no qualms about striking a woman with the back of my hand, so I suggest that you shut your fucking mouth. That'll cost extra big boy😘 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: They’re just the right height in a wheelchair for what you have in mind. deviant. You would be there first with your colostomy bag raiding Gerbils... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: That'll cost extra big boy😘 How much to watch and spray you with delight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: 21 chromosomed Welsh youth, I reckon. That many? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 4 hours ago, Frank said: There’s more Greek in me than there is woman in that pea-brained piece of shit. She might not be as highly strung as the majority of gormless cunts on here, but good god, she’s thick. I bet you wish your cock was thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 4 hours ago, Decimus said: I have absolutely no qualms about striking a woman with the back of my hand, so I suggest that you shut your fucking mouth. Of course you don't. If you tried it with a man you'd be waddling home with your head shoved up your vagina and your tits tied in a knot. Faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bet you wish your cock was thick. I bet he wishes he even had one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Of course you don't. If you tried it with a man you'd be waddling home with your head shoved up your vagina and your tits tied in a knot. Faggot. Fuck I was just about to say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck I was just about to say that. Elderly women and the physically handicapped are the only people he can get away with using the back of his hand on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Elderly women and the physically handicapped are the only people he can get away with using the back of his hand on. TIMMY!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Disabled golfers are very welcome at my golf club....however very few of them can afford the green fees and compulsory buggy and driver... lol. I want you to think carefully about this .. the situation is that Wizz (although so fat that he does not have a visible neck) happens to be a devout catholic, a member of the Brexit Party, a multi millionaire, an excellent golfer and asks to join your golf club. What would happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 14 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Disabled golfers are very welcome at my golf club....however very few of them can afford the green fees and compulsory buggy and driver.. lol. I would have thought you of all people could spell buggery correctly. So it’s compulsory now at your club? Surely an unnecessary rule as that’s the only thing that goes on there, apart from imaginary golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 13 hours ago, cuntspotter said: That many? Only for those in certain groups. Inbreeding cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 6 hours ago, Glowworm said: I want you to think carefully about this .. the situation is that Wizz (although so fat that he does not have a visible neck) happens to be a devout catholic, a member of the Brexit Party, a multi millionaire, an excellent golfer and asks to join your golf club. What would happen? Punky would propose to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 2 hours ago, King Billy said: I would have thought you of all people could spell buggery correctly. So it’s compulsory now at your club? Surely an unnecessary rule as that’s the only thing that goes on there, apart from imaginary golf. You’re obviously on drugs..... Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 On 30/09/2019 at 17:54, Wizardsleeve said: It used to be a brilliant day out to go to a nice venue for a footie or rugby match, then came the flids in the fucking chairs! They drain seating space, resources and oxygen, and the venue staff now bend over fucking backwards to accommodate the cunts! Why can't they stay in their care facility and watch on the tele whilst gumming a tin of tuna and shitting themselves? Now, I'll stay home with my lovely missus, shout obscenities at the officials and presenters on television, drink til I'm pissed in the bag, and shag my wife without fear of arrest and prosecution. Fuck off! Classic example of what this site has been reduced to. A no cock wanker picking on the easy raspberry target while at the same time bragging about the shagging activity that only exists in his tiny little brain. For fucks sake, can you stop making it so easy for me. I’m getting seriously bored now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 11 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Classic example of what this site has been reduced to. A no cock wanker picking on the easy raspberry target while at the same time bragging about the shagging activity that only exists in his tiny little brain. For fucks sake, can you stop making it so easy for me. I’m getting seriously bored now. Not as bored as everyone else is of you. Fucking tedious twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 12 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Classic example of what this site has been reduced to. A no cock wanker picking on the easy raspberry target while at the same time bragging about the shagging activity that only exists in his tiny little brain. For fucks sake, can you stop making it so easy for me. I’m getting seriously bored now. Yawn, another "old timer" playing the same record over and over again. I can only imagine how fucking awful the site used to be when you, Frank and Pen were in your pomp. Fuck off and take the pair of them with you, you boring fucking twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 31 minutes ago, Decimus said: Yawn, another "old timer" playing the same record over and over again. I can only imagine how fucking awful the site used to be when you, Frank and Pen were in your pomp. Fuck off and take the pair of them with you, you boring fucking twat. I still regard Jewdy as a newbie Voivod. I don't think he predates either of us. Don't get me wrong though, the cunt must still be gassed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: I still regard Jewy as a newbie Voivod. I don't think he predates either of us. Don't get me wrong though, the cunt must still be gassed All newbies should be allowed 24 hours to prove themselves and if they don't pass muster off to the showers with them. I'm getting rather bored of myself lately, what's your secret to longevity, Ratty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 43 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Classic example of what this site has been reduced to. A no cock wanker picking on the easy raspberry target while at the same time bragging about the shagging activity that only exists in his tiny little brain. For fucks sake, can you stop making it so easy for me. I’m getting seriously bored now. Fat gay cripple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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