camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Buckaroo! Even better, Hungry Hippos! Crossfire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Crossfire Actually, yes, that is the bestest game ever. And the little steel balls were good ammo for Black Widow catapults. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Actually, yes, that is the bestest game ever. And the little steel balls were good ammo for Black Widow catapults. It was those that got me a weeks suspension from school and a talking to by the police. This bullying cunt 2 years above me said that I had to give him a pound every week and he wouldn't beat me up as "all pikeys should be gassed". He was from a family of petty crims. My brothers wanted to go to his house for a straightener with his family. But I wanted to do it myself. At the end of the week when I was told to weigh in with money, I took a fist full of the crossfire pucks in with me. Sure enough the fucking idiot came bowling up to me. When I told him to piss off he laughed made a grab for me and I unloaded a right hook, fist full of pucks, straight into his mouth. I'm not sure what gave me more pleasure, the sound of his lips bursting or the rap of his head on the floor. I got suspended and a talking to by a copper who spent more time yakking about his time fighting the mau mau and eating my mums custard creams, than bollocking me. Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It was those that got me a weeks suspension from school and a talking to by the police. This bullying cunt 2 years above me said that I had to give him a pound every week and he wouldn't beat me up as "all pikeys should be gassed". He was from a family of petty crims. My brothers wanted to go to his house for a straightener with his family. But I wanted to do it myself. At the end of the week when I was told to weigh in with money, I took a fist full of the crossfire pucks in with me. Sure enough the fucking idiot came bowling up to me. When I told him to piss off he laughed made a grab for me and I unloaded a right hook, fist full of pucks, straight into his mouth. I'm not sure what gave me more pleasure, the sound of his lips bursting or the rap of his head on the floor. I got suspended and a talking to by a copper who spent more time yakking about his time fighting the mau mau and eating my mums custard creams, than bollocking me. Happy days How ladylike. I expect much of your free time is occupied with pressing flowers, stroking kittens and swimming in rivers wearing dresses and hats. Idyllic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 53 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It was those that got me a weeks suspension from school and a talking to by the police. This bullying cunt 2 years above me said that I had to give him a pound every week and he wouldn't beat me up as "all pikeys should be gassed". He was from a family of petty crims. My brothers wanted to go to his house for a straightener with his family. But I wanted to do it myself. At the end of the week when I was told to weigh in with money, I took a fist full of the crossfire pucks in with me. Sure enough the fucking idiot came bowling up to me. When I told him to piss off he laughed made a grab for me and I unloaded a right hook, fist full of pucks, straight into his mouth. I'm not sure what gave me more pleasure, the sound of his lips bursting or the rap of his head on the floor. I got suspended and a talking to by a copper who spent more time yakking about his time fighting the mau mau and eating my mums custard creams, than bollocking me. Happy days ..that's got to be a euphonium Gypo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Actually, yes, that is the bestest game ever. And the little steel balls were good ammo for Black Widow catapults. imagine firing Diane Abbot at your enemies Authoritah! A dark day in the arms race for all I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: ..that's got to be a euphonium Gypo That's a sort of trumpet innit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 23 hours ago, cuntspotter said: What’s it to you, dickless? Fucking watch it pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 On 17/01/2020 at 16:44, Stubby Pecker said: Fucking watch it pal I’m watching you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 21, 2020 Report Share Posted January 21, 2020 18 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I’m watching you.... That gives me the 'orn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Back to mobility scooters .. yesterday a couple on matching mobility scooters came hurtling along the promenade, him leading her .. he stopped suddenly, there was an almighty thud as she crashed into the back of him. She heaved herself off her scooter (she like him was rather round and jolly) hurled a load of verbal at him and then wacked him with her handbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Back to mobility scooters .. yesterday a couple on matching mobility scooters came hurtling along the promenade, him leading her .. he stopped suddenly, there was an almighty thud as she crashed into the back of him. She heaved herself off her scooter (she like him was rather round and jolly) hurled a load of verbal at him and then wacked him with her handbag. You seem to live in an alternative universe with Dick Emery, Benny Hill and Les Dawson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 On 16/01/2020 at 22:28, camberwell gypsy said: That's a sort of trumpet innit? I would tell you that I know a couple of people who play the euphonium but some people would claim that I imagined it. I once knew a bloke called Walter Grimshaw but he's dead now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: You don't spend all your time indoors do you Eric? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 19 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: You don't spend all your time indoors do you Eric? He’s not a woodworm you know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 17 hours ago, King Billy said: He’s not a woodworm you know. He might be a sandworm or even a glowworm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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