Guest Pete Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 3 hours ago, judgetwi said: What, so I can have my brain artificially altered to the point where I become a two bob bully and a thick cunt like you? No thanks Marje......i’ve seen what drugs do to people. But do carry on telling us what a cool 😎 geezer you are. Wanker. Nah. You prefer having your brain altered by the continual ramming of Rabbi’s knobheads into the roof of your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fucking hell! So I come in from the Pub with my carry out and my Barbacoa beef tacos with pico salsa, grated cheddar, sour cream and lettuce ( no chilli sauce thanks) and I have to read this hypocritical shit from Jethro the Carrotcruncher. You have to admire the cunt for his bare faced front. I reckon he gives lessons in the Palace of Westminster. If he doesn’t he fucking should do. You're a fat, knee-jerk reactionary fucking wanker who loves the sound of his own voice and American football. In short, you're the closest Britain's got to an American, so it comes as absolutely no surprise that you and Salty are now mutually shitting into each others mouths. That's what I like about you Jewdy, just when I think you couldn't be any more contemptible, you pull something new out of the bag to drag your fucking fat gut even lower into the mud. Fuck off back to isacunt and take Miami Vice with you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're a fat, knee-jerk reactionary fucking wanker who loves the sound of his own voice and American football. In short, you're the closest Britain's got to an American, so it comes as absolutely no surprise that you and Salty are now mutually shitting into each others mouths. That's what I like about you Jewdy, just when I think you couldn't be any more contemptible, you pull something new out of the bag to drag your fucking fat gut even lower into the mud. Fuck off back to isacunt and take Miami Vice with you. Are you a transhumanist .. if so do you keep your "door keys" up your arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: I’m surprised your spanner “pals” haven’t told you that they never use the word “New” in respect of their poxy ground. “Proper Wall” don’t like that ........ but as they only exist in your imagination you wouldn’t know that. In the outside world their cunthole ground is known as “The Toolbox” for reasons only partially related to the aesthetics of the dump. Given your appalling attitudes towards the disabled and other easy targets your made up spanner friends, if they actually existed, would kick seven shades of shit out of you. You’re a wanker Marjorie. You know fuck all about fuck all. Bollocks, Jewdy. Any South Londoner worth there salt knows it's actually called the "Paddling Pool", and the fan's are known to get quite "hard" when watching. You're finished here you mental defective. Why don't you fuck off back to 'isacunt', and post more homoerotic "gridiron" material. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 7 hours ago, Decimus said: You're a fat, knee-jerk reactionary fucking wanker who loves the sound of his own voice and American football. In short, you're the closest Britain's got to an American, so it comes as absolutely no surprise that you and Salty are now mutually shitting into each others mouths. That's what I like about you Jewdy, just when I think you couldn't be any more contemptible, you pull something new out of the bag to drag your fucking fat gut even lower into the mud. Fuck off back to isacunt and take Miami Vice with you. And just when it looks like you couldn't be any more of an artless, inept bumbling fool, you demonstrate your manual dexterity by proving once again that it's possible to type out two or three short paragraphs of your usual angry, bile-spewing hatred while a large, shiny black cock slams you in the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 You're not very good this are you, Septic. Not to worry you're in good company with Jewdy though, as you might have noticed about the same percentage of the faithful regard him as a detestable fucking idiot as they do you. You've two options. Up your game and contribute something amusing, or take up your right to bear arms, and put a bullet in your head. I know which ones more plausible... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 32 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: And just when it looks like you couldn't be any more of an artless, inept bumbling fool, you demonstrate your manual dexterity by proving once again that it's possible to type out two or three short paragraphs of your usual angry, bile-spewing hatred while a large, shiny black cock slams you in the ass. Living proof that it’s not a good idea to watch your favourite porn , whilst posting on another screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: And just when it looks like you couldn't be any more of an artless, inept bumbling fool, you demonstrate your manual dexterity by proving once again that it's possible to type out two or three short paragraphs of your usual angry, bile-spewing hatred while a large, shiny black cock slams you in the ass. I don't even need to try with you, you toothless, hillbilly, cousin fucking freak. I could literally type out any old shit and you'd do the hard work for me by embarrassing yourself with an inevitably shit riposte. Please fuck off and delete your account, I can't bear to be a witness to this car crash any longer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 On 06/10/2019 at 11:22, Major Cunt said: Bollocks, Jewdy. Any South Londoner worth there salt knows it's actually called the "Paddling Pool", and the fan's are known to get quite "hard" when watching. You're finished here you mental defective. Why don't you fuck off back to 'isacunt', and post more homoerotic "gridiron" material. There’s not much that gets past you Marje. It’s “their” salt not “there” salt Marjorie. And no need for an apostrophe in “fans” either. Did you actually go to school Marje or did Mummy keep you away from the rough boys? 😁😁😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 23 minutes ago, judgetwi said: There’s not much that gets past you Marje. It’s “their” salt not “there” salt Marjorie. And no need for an apostrophe in “fans” either. Did you actually go to school Marje or did Mummy keep you away from the rough boys? 😁😁😁 Incorrect use of quotation marks. Reported. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 22 hours ago, judgetwi said: There’s not much that gets past you Marje. It’s “their” salt not “there” salt Marjorie. And no need for an apostrophe in “fans” either. Did you actually go to school Marje or did Mummy keep you away from the rough boys? 😁😁😁 I saw you coming before you woke up this morning, Jewdy. Besides, I'd wager even the cataract sufferer Pen could spot your 20 stone frame gliding past on a mobility scooter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 On 09/10/2019 at 22:29, Major Cunt said: I saw you coming before you woke up this morning, Jewdy. Besides, I'd wager even the cataract sufferer Pen could spot your 20 stone frame gliding past on a mobility scooter. Well done Marjorie. Keep to the script me old mate. By the way, your “paddling pool” went down like David Lammy at a KKK meeting in the pub. 10 out of 10 for innovation but you made me look like a bit of a cunt. I’ll have to get you back for that.......in a friendly sort of way obviously. Cheers Marje 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Well done Marjorie. Keep to the script me old mate. By the way, your “paddling pool” went down like David Lammy at a KKK meeting in the pub. 10 out of 10 for innovation but you made me look like a bit of a cunt. I’ll have to get you back for that.......in a friendly sort of way obviously. Cheers Marje 😀 I look forward to it, Jewdy. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 On 06/10/2019 at 01:54, camberwell gypsy said: City got their arse handed to them today, so he's probably pissed off. Hopefully that burger faced harridan Delia will be crying into her souffle. The 'harridan' Delia is apparently funding coaches to London for a load of remoaners to have 'the final say on Brexit', her words not mine. What a fucking two faced slag and I bet Dickless will be on board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 20 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The 'harridan' Delia is apparently funding coaches to London for a load of remoaners to have 'the final say on Brexit', her words not mine. What a fucking two faced slag and I bet Dickless will be on board. Well what a surprise! Rich fucking slag funds a load of Norfolk dimmos to do her dirty work for her. Who is this “Dickless” person you refer to? Is this some empty headed carrot cruncher I might have some familiarity with? Or just another brainless cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 3 hours ago, judgetwi said: . Who is this “Dickless” person you refer to? Is this some empty headed carrot cruncher I might have some familiarity with? Or just another brainless cunt? Decimus. your description fits perfectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 14, 2020 Report Share Posted January 14, 2020 On 30/09/2019 at 21:51, cuntspotter said: Even with the increase in access these days, it is still difficult for chair users. Lots of young people I note. What's your fucking game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 On 14/01/2020 at 21:27, Decimus said: What's your fucking game? What’s it to you, dickless? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: What’s it to you, dickless? Reported. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 On 14/01/2020 at 21:27, Decimus said: What's your fucking game? Tiddlywinks, and yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 24 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: Tiddlywinks, and yours? Scrabble. The gamble of saving up the good letters and sacrificing early points, to use all 7 tiles to bridge between two triple word squares, with an existing letter in the middle. 9 x word score plus a 50 point bonus for using all 7 tiles in one move. Chess is for cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: Tiddlywinks, and yours? KerPlunk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: KerPlunk! Buckaroo! Even better, Hungry Hippos! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Buckaroo! Even better, Hungry Hippos! I expect that ‘Operation’ will soon be updated to include gender reassignment surgery and breast implants etc. etc. So the future of humanity can be indoctrinated even earlier than at present. We’re fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: I expect that ‘Operation’ will soon be updated to include gender reassignment surgery and breast implants etc. etc. So the future of humanity can be indoctrinated even earlier than at present. We’re fucked. I wish I could give that 2 likes. "Just push the penis inside the pelvic cavity with the little tweezers darling!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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