Eddie Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Yeah, sure you were.... https://thevietnamwar.info/united-kingdom-involvement-vietnam-war/  Bubba, Brody, Cody and me, took a lot of heat, I lost 1 leg and 3 arms that day, those god dam gooks, although we are the best of friends today, I have a few over at Christmas for a roasted dog, happy times. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Tell ya ..you'd all wanna dig out the German remodeled and refitted SA80's theres a civil war gonna break out soon tween the traitors..saboteurs..brexiterz..remainacs ..Ebay are selling bags for filling with sand billybaby so ya can defend the last cheese n onion pie in the nation...go down with crust on your lips n spoon in hand Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 6 hours ago, Eddie said: I was in Mekong valley , 69, near Ho Chi Minh, lost a lot of close pals that day, don’t talk about it. Never. I can smell Charlie.. he's out on the wire.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: How's that whole "restraint" thing working out for you, then?   I fear a 'friendly fire' incident is imminent and the yankee twat will get himself banned. And, if you're reading this Salty, send Anne Sacoolas back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 4 hours ago, Eddie said: I have a few over at Christmas for a roasted dog, happy times. Suckee, fuckee, two dorrah! Finest kind! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 9 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: So are you going to do the world a favor and die? Here's hoping, kid. 👍🏻 We're all pulling for you. Fuck off. BTW, King Billy tells me that means "See ya later!". Hopefully a fucking long time later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 18 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: picked up three tubes of charcoal cleansing face wash .. You planning on doing a Justin Trudeau? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 I lost my army in the Army I lost my leg in the Navy I lost my cock in the butcher's shop and found it in my gravy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 2 hours ago, King Billy said: You planning on doing a Justin Trudeau? Only in the privacy of me own tin bath tub in front of the fire of a Saturday night Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 11 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Only in the privacy of me own tin bath tub in front of the fire of a Saturday night Panzermurphybaby Kiss and make-up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 15 hours ago, Eddie said: I was in Mekong valley , 69, near Ho Chi Minh, lost a lot of close pals that day, don’t talk about it. Never. In the Biafran conflict more like, hacking up your tribal enemies with a machete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: In the Biafran conflict more like, hacking up your tribal enemies with a machete Stubbs, I've been smoking around in my mk3 E type today, in respect to the climate warriors, less than 10 mpg I am pleased to say, what do you think of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 12 minutes ago, Eddie said: Stubbs, I've been smoking around in my mk3 EÂ type today, in respect to the climate warriors, less than 10 mpg IÂ am pleased to say, what do you think of that? Your throttle cable must have stretched. Should be able to get it down to at least 8mpg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 13 minutes ago, Eddie said: Stubbs, I've been smoking around in my mk3 EÂ type today, in respect to the climate warriors, less than 10 mpg IÂ am pleased to say, what do you think of that? Surely you mean a Series 3. Jaguar don't do Marks as any owner will tell you. I hope I haven't ruined your story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 41 minutes ago, Eddie said: Stubbs, I've been smoking around in my mk3 E type today, in respect to the climate warriors, less than 10 mpg I am pleased to say, what do you think of that? That's asking for trouble Edds; you know the rozzers are predisposed to stopping your sort in any kind of car let alone the one you've just made up. Lets just hope you did your rounds and dropped off the bushmeat and witchcraft victims before you decided to lord it around lun-don like the right proper cunt you claim to be. I wouldn't go flashing those teeth now the nights are drawing in either, it's a dead give away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Surely you mean a Series 3. Jaguar don't do Marks as any owner will tell you. I hope I haven't ruined your story. Don’t ruin a good story... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 16 minutes ago, Eddie said: Don’t ruin a good story... Jaguar Mk 1 -10 With the exceptions of Mk3 and Mk6 sort of do exist but they were all saloon cars Eddie. Unfortunately the E type was sold as Series 1-3 so you’ve probably jumped in one of your saloons without realising Ed.  Easy mistake to make when you have such an extensive classic car collection as we all know you possess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 There was no Mk V Ford Cortina .. so fucking what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: Jaguar Mk 1 -10 With the exceptions of Mk3 and Mk6 sort of do exist but they were all saloon cars Eddie. Unfortunately the E type was sold as Series 1-3 so you’ve probably jumped in one of your saloons without realising Ed.  Easy mistake to make when you have such an extensive classic car collection as we all know you possess. That’s exactly correct, I feel a video coming on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Ed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: Jaguar Mk 1 -10 With the exceptions of Mk3 and Mk6 sort of do exist but they were all saloon cars Eddie. Unfortunately the E type was sold as Series 1-3 so you’ve probably jumped in one of your saloons without realising Ed.  Easy mistake to make when you have such an extensive classic car collection as we all know you possess. How very interesting. Now go and suck Clarkson's wrinkly scrotum. Double declutch indeed. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glowworm said: There was no Mk V Ford Cortina .. so fucking what. Exactly.  What is this?  An outtake from the bar-scene in fucking “Twin-town”? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Just now, Witheredscrote said: How very interesting. Now go and suck Clarkson's wrinkly scrotum. Double declutch indeed. Fuck off. Withers, you went through a brief period of lucidity a few weeks ago, to the point that my lip even curled slightly at a few of your feeble efforts. Do me a favour by not reverting back to your usual substandard, half-arsed fucking shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Just now, Decimus said: Withers, you went through a brief period of lucidity a few weeks ago, to the point that my lip even curled slightly at a few of your feeble efforts. Do me a favour by not reverting back to your usual substandard, half-arsed fucking shit. Amazing how one mention of a wrinkly scrotum, and you pop up. You disgust me, but not as much as Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, Pete said: Exactly.  What is this?  An outtake from the bar-scene in fucking “Twin-town”? We have never been introduced. Let's keep it that way. Prick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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