Earl of Punkape Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 A Benny Hillesqe attempt to spray the treasury building with red dye has resulted in further arrests for the slipshod Extinction Rebellion clan of cunts. Ten of these unwashed perverts were arrested in south London on suspicion of conspiracy to cause a public nuisance. It comes ahead of planned environmental protests by Extinction Rebellion around Westminster in central London. The Met Police said seven lesbian women and three trans men were taken to a south London police station for under-carriage inspections. Videos posted on social media showed officers using a battering ram to break down the doors of the now-closed Lambeth County Court and removing items including multiple pronged dildos, vegan condoms and a blow-up artichoke. lol. Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: A Benny Hillesqe attempt to spray the treasury building with red dye has resulted in further arrests for the slipshod Extinction Rebellion clan of cunts. Ten of these unwashed perverts were arrested in south London on suspicion of conspiracy to cause a public nuisance. It comes ahead of planned environmental protests by Extinction Rebellion around Westminster in central London. The Met Police said seven lesbian women and three trans men were taken to a south London police station for under-carriage inspections. Videos posted on social media showed officers using a battering ram to break down the doors of the now-closed Lambeth County Court and removing items including multiple pronged dildos, vegan condoms and a blow-up artichoke. lol. Fuck off. Do the world a favour...next time you share a drug needle with one of your special "friends" make sure it's loaded with cyanide! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: A Benny Hillesqe attempt to spray the treasury building with red dye has resulted in further arrests for the slipshod Extinction Rebellion clan of cunts. Ten of these unwashed perverts were arrested in south London on suspicion of conspiracy to cause a public nuisance. It comes ahead of planned environmental protests by Extinction Rebellion around Westminster in central London. The Met Police said seven lesbian women and three trans men were taken to a south London police station for under-carriage inspections. Videos posted on social media showed officers using a battering ram to break down the doors of the now-closed Lambeth County Court and removing items including multiple pronged dildos, vegan condoms and a blow-up artichoke. lol. Fuck off. Were you on the job when this happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 41 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Were you on the job when this happened? He was after the giant artichoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: A Benny Hillesqe attempt to spray the treasury building with red dye has resulted in further arrests for the slipshod Extinction Rebellion clan of cunts. Ten of these unwashed perverts were arrested in south London on suspicion of conspiracy to cause a public nuisance. It comes ahead of planned environmental protests by Extinction Rebellion around Westminster in central London. The Met Police said seven lesbian women and three trans men were taken to a south London police station for under-carriage inspections. Videos posted on social media showed officers using a battering ram to break down the doors of the now-closed Lambeth County Court and removing items including multiple pronged dildos, vegan condoms and a blow-up artichoke. lol. Fuck off. It's about time all these LGBTXYZ cunts were inhumanely euthanised for the sake of the species. Their entire lives appear to be focused on bumming, and adopting babies, whom they brainwash into believing that they should also be bumming. Funny how only 10% of the population is gay. Yet 70% of paedophiles are also gay. Work it out. Gay = Nonce. The percentages speak for themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's about time all these LGBTXYZ cunts were inhumanely euthanised for the sake of the species. Their entire lives appear to be focused on bumming, and adopting babies, whom they brainwash into believing that they should also be bumming. Funny how only 10% of the population is gay. Yet 70% of paedophiles are also gay. Work it out. Gay = Nonce. The percentages speak for themselves. Fucking hell Eric. That’s uncanny. I’ve got nine brothers and they’re all gay. So now I’ve got to try and figure out which seven of them are nonces. Fucking families eh! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fucking hell Eric. That’s uncanny. I’ve got nine brothers and they’re all gay. So now I’ve got to try and figure out which seven of them are nonces. Fucking families eh! A man is reading an encyclopaedia. He comes across a fact, that 1 in 5 people on the planet is Chinese. He thinks to himself.. 'There's 5 people in my family. Me, Mum, Dad, Kevin and Wing-Wang.' So he phones Wing-Wang.. 'Hi bro, are you sitting down? I think that Kevin's a Chink!' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He was after the giant artichoke. In olive oil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 17 hours ago, White Cunt said: In olive oil? Don't think Popeye would have left it there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 On 06/10/2019 at 02:05, Eric Cuntman said: A man is reading an encyclopaedia. He comes across a fact, that 1 in 5 people on the planet is Chinese. He thinks to himself.. 'There's 5 people in my family. Me, Mum, Dad, Kevin and Wing-Wang.' So he phones Wing-Wang.. 'Hi bro, are you sitting down? I think that Kevin's a Chink!' Is this bloke a Paddy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 On 06/10/2019 at 00:49, Wizardsleeve said: Do the world a favour...next time you share a drug needle with one of your special "friends" make sure it's loaded with cyanide! You’re probably making the vegan burgers on Westminster Bridge.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You’re probably making the vegan burgers on Westminster Bridge.... lol. While you're frantically taking as much meat as possible....up your back pipe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You’re probably making the vegan burgers on Westminster Bridge.... lol. Extinction would be too good for you. lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Extinction would be too good for you. lol Fuck off. You’re manning the portoloos on Westminster Bridge and hoping for the odd “bonus”...... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You’re manning the portoloos on Westminster Bridge and hoping for the odd “bonus”...... lol. Fuck off. How is your money flow from your confession booth glory hole? I'm guessing on the increase! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: How is your money flow from your confession booth glory hole? I'm guessing on the increase! Only priests can be confessors you thick lump of plankton.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Only priests can be confessors you thick lump of plankton.... lol. Except for yourself, they're the only ones who'd want to set foot in a jizz splashed confined space like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 20 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Only priests can be confessors you thick lump of plankton.... lol. Plankton cannot be thick, due to its minuscule dimensions. Your arsehole however is ‘thickly’ lined with priest smeg. Please fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Plankton cannot be thick, due to its minuscule dimensions. Your arsehole however is ‘thickly’ lined with priest smeg. Please fuck off. You stupid Irish peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: You stupid Irish peasant. Father Ted was Irish. You're going to hell now. Piss off sinner. LOL LOL LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Father Ted was Irish. You're going to hell now. Piss off sinner. LOL LOL LOL I bet you’re from Kerry.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I bet you’re from Kerry.... lol. Is that where you buy your fisting butter? Simpleton. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Is that where you buy your fisting butter? Simpleton. No....it’s home to your so special needs orphanage.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: No....it’s home to your so special needs orphanage.... lol. Did you fail to qualify for the ‘Craggy Island’ pitch and putt championship this year? posh poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Did you fail to qualify for the ‘Craggy Island’ pitch and putt championship this year? posh poof. I played well in Ireland and Northern Ireland on courses you couldn’t get onto.. ....That’s 2 separate countries for bigoted simpletons such as yourself.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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