Decimus Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 6 hours ago, Wolfie said: This is absolutely pathetic. I'm embarrassed for you, honestly. Indeed. It's certainly up there with some of his other greatest hits. In no particular order, Reptile's top three moments of making himself look like a complete and utter fucking wanker: 1) Claiming that a rusty Royal Navy mine sweeper with a supporting fleet of rubber dinghys is single handedly responsible for protecting Japan from a naval invasion from China. 2) Threatening to mobilise fat, virgin, incel gamers from across the planet in launching a legal action against The Corner's members for allegedly insinuating that they were all sex offenders. 3) Stating that he was a financial powerhouse on a par with Bill Gates because his parents own a detached house. Honourable mentions go out to his obsession with dog shit and fantasy that Britain would comprehensively defeat the USA in a war. He is quite simply the biggest fucking idiot this site has ever seen, which is quite an achievement considering the competition he has been up against over the years. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: Indeed. It's certainly up there with some of his other greatest hits. In no particular order, Reptile's top three moments of making himself look like a complete and utter fucking wanker: 1) Claiming that a rusty Royal Navy mine sweeper with a supporting fleet of rubber dinghys is single handedly responsible for protecting Japan from a naval invasion from China. 2) Threatening to mobilise fat, virgin, incel gamers from across the planet in launching a legal action against The Corner's members for allegedly insinuating that they were all sex offenders. 3) Stating that he was a financial powerhouse on a par with Bill Gates because his parents own a detached house. Honourable mentions go out to his obsession with dog shit and fantasy that Britain would comprehensively defeat the USA in a war. He is quite simply the biggest fucking idiot this site has ever seen, which is quite an achievement considering the competition he has been up against over the years. Yes, that's all well and good, but where did he stand on the question of whether a cricket ball is more deadly than a baseball? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 38 minutes ago, Decimus said: Indeed. It's certainly up there with some of his other greatest hits. In no particular order, Reptile's top three moments of making himself look like a complete and utter fucking wanker: 1) Claiming that a rusty Royal Navy mine sweeper with a supporting fleet of rubber dinghys is single handedly responsible for protecting Japan from a naval invasion from China. 2) Threatening to mobilise fat, virgin, incel gamers from across the planet in launching a legal action against The Corner's members for allegedly insinuating that they were all sex offenders. 3) Stating that he was a financial powerhouse on a par with Bill Gates because his parents own a detached house. Honourable mentions go out to his obsession with dog shit and fantasy that Britain would comprehensively defeat the USA in a war. He is quite simply the biggest fucking idiot this site has ever seen, which is quite an achievement considering the competition he has been up against over the years. A damming indictment indeed, Decs. I wonder if we could get Roops to knock up an award? Most incel gamer's are nonces to be fair their just the non offending variety being to busy playing Halo, and shouting at their Mum to put another Rustlers microwave burger in through a gaming headset, preferring to download kiddie porn rather than star in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, that's all well and good, but where did he stand on the question of whether a cricket ball is more deadly than a baseball? A British or Chinese cricket ball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 37 minutes ago, Decimus said: 1) Claiming that a rusty Royal Navy mine sweeper with a supporting fleet of rubber dinghys is single handedly responsible for protecting Japan from a naval invasion from China. Ah yes because i'm sure a couple of fat, middle aged american weeaboo faggots stationed on some minuscule island like Okinawa with a couple of crusty destroyers is really what's holding back all 1.5 billion chinese from wiping the japs off the face of the earth tomorrow. (couldn't give a fuck if a massive tsunami sunk their island for good quite honestly, fuck them). Also you're talking bollocks about the Royal Navy. 40 minutes ago, Decimus said: 2) Threatening to mobilise fat, virgin, incel gamers from across the planet in launching a legal action against The Corner's members for allegedly insinuating that they were all sex offenders. This one had been done to death, next. 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: 3) Stating that he was a financial powerhouse on a par with Bill Gates because his parents own a detached house. The average bungalow round my way costs a bare minimum of £350'000, the cars i see you wouldn't believe, i regularly see Mclarens, Lambos, Astons, rare classics, the whole works. And i said my mate had a massive rectory house with well over 10+ bedrooms actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Erroreptile404 said: the cars i see you wouldn't believe, i regularly see Mclarens, Lambos, Astons, rare classics, the whole works. I saw Scrooge McDuck swimming in billions of pounds worth of gold on Duck Tales, but it doesn't make me Alan fucking Sugar. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 Briefly on topic, I went through London City Airport yesterday and not one of the Extinction Rebellion cunts so much as stood in my way, let alone tried to fight me. I haven't been that disappointed since I went to see "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" at the cinema in 1979. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: I saw Scrooge McDuck swimming in billions of pounds worth of gold on Duck Tales, but it doesn't make me Alan fucking Sugar. Is that the only rebuttal you have? Pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: but it doesn't make me Alan fucking Sugar. Well i imagine you've probably got the leathery face and look like Sid James lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 20 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: A damming indictment indeed, Decs. I wonder if we could get Roops to knock up an award? Most incel gamer's are nonces to be fair their just the non offending variety being to busy playing Halo, and shouting at their Mum to put another Rustlers microwave burger in through a gaming headset, preferring to download kiddie porn rather than star in it. Hilarious! you're the biggest arse licking non-entity on here. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: the cars i see you wouldn't believe, i regularly see Mclarens, Lambos, Astons, rare classics, the whole works. So You're an Albanian working in Eddie's carwash then, 404? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 19 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Hilarious! you're the biggest arse licking non-entity on here. Wanker. The irony of that statement seems to be lost on you, son. Talk to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Briefly on topic, I went through London City Airport yesterday and not one of the Extinction Rebellion cunts so much as stood in my way, let alone tried to fight me. I haven't been that disappointed since I went to see "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" at the cinema in 1979. The highlight of that entire movie is where Spock jetpacks into a colossal space-arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: The irony of that statement seems to be lost on you, son. Talk to me. I haven't arse licked anyone at all, since the day you joined up you've had your tongue up drossimus' arse 24/7 in a hope he'll throw some crumbs your way. Sad. You're like that cackling, high pitched rat thing from star wars that sits next to Jabba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 16 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: I haven't arse licked anyone at all, since the day you joined up you've had your tongue up drossimus' arse 24/7 in a hope he'll throw some crumbs your way. Sad. You're like that cackling, high pitched rat thing from star wars that sits next to Jabba. On the contrary you chubby little virgin we simply have a mutual agenda on occasions, ergo Syria and Russia. I happen to find the man amusing as I do with many other members of the faithful. You on the other hand attempted to rusty-trombone an outed nonce which speaks volumes on your character. Let's not forget the time you personally thanked me for a like in a post either you cringeworthy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said: Is that the only rebuttal you have? Pathetic. When someone claims to be affluent, not because they own, but because they've "seen" expensive cars at some point in their life, what sort of response did you expect? Your idiocy appears to know no bounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said: Ah yes because i'm sure a couple of fat, middle aged american weeaboo faggots stationed on some minuscule island like Okinawa with a couple of crusty destroyers is really what's holding back all 1.5 billion chinese from wiping the japs off the face of the earth tomorrow. (couldn't give a fuck if a massive tsunami sunk their island for good quite honestly, fuck them). Also you're talking bollocks about the Royal Navy. This one had been done to death, next. The average bungalow round my way costs a bare minimum of £350'000, the cars i see you wouldn't believe, i regularly see Mclarens, Lambos, Astons, rare classics, the whole works. And i said my mate had a massive rectory house with well over 10+ bedrooms actually. WTF? This impresses you? Where do you live, Middlesbrough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, that's all well and good, but where did he stand on the question of whether a cricket ball is more deadly than a baseball? This is a tough question for someone's that's whiter than your average jock as a result of only leaving his bedroom once every 2 years. Therefore, his answer will depend on what lethality parameters have been programmed into the game that he's currently playing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 14 minutes ago, DrCunt said: WTF? This impresses you? Where do you live, Middlesbrough? I bet your house cost £1, wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 25 minutes ago, Decimus said: When someone claims to be affluent, not because they own, but because they've "seen" expensive cars at some point in their life, what sort of response did you expect? Your idiocy appears to know no bounds. An idiocy that's managed to ensure the entire puntership, less the usual maggots, have united against him. In all my years that's not happened once and let's cast our minds to some of the monumental fuckwits we've had to suffer. Even worse than Welsh cunt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: I bet your house cost £1, wanker. You think? What does your mum pay the council in rent each week and what percentage of your benefits does she demand for lodging and supply of McCain Home Chips, Wotsits and tissues every week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 1 minute ago, DrCunt said: You think? What does your mum pay the council in rent each week and what percentage of your benefits does she demand for lodging and supply of McCain Home Chips, Wotsits and tissues every week? Don't live in a council house, i bet you do though, some total shithole in the south of england in a rough area. Don't be angry because the average cars round my way cost 5X as much as your cardboard box lol lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 24 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: An idiocy that's managed to ensure the entire puntership, less the usual maggots, have united against him. In all my years that's not happened once and let's cast our minds to some of the monumental fuckwits we've had to suffer. Even worse than Welsh cunt Interesting points you've made there, Pecker. It's possible to be rather dull here and survive relatively unmolested, I'm living testament to that. Thinking you're better than everyone else and getting in faces when it's groundless mobilises a fair proportion of the membership, but still attracts likes from the tranny and indifference from others. However, an undefinable weirdness, with hints of a particular disease of the mind, elicits universal revulsion. It's creeping me the fuck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Don't live in a council house, i bet you do though, some total shithole in the south of england in a rough area. Don't be angry because the average cars round my way cost 5X as much as your cardboard box lol lol. You must be so proud of how well your community is doing on the occasions that you unplug from your Vic 20 and set foot outside your mother's flat. You do realise that the owners of those "Lambos" parked on the drives of those £350K bungalows are hoping a Grenfell type incident befalls you and all your neighbours as they drive past holding their noses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said: I haven't arse licked anyone at all, since the day you joined up you've had your tongue up drossimus' arse 24/7 in a hope he'll throw some crumbs your way. Sad. You're like that cackling, high pitched rat thing from star wars that sits next to Jabba. Oliver Letwin was in Star Wars? Fuck me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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