White Cunt Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 Had some blood tests yesterday at the local phlebotomy department and today my arm looks like I have been on heroin since early childhood. What’s even worse than my aching decrepit old limb is the experience of it all. The fumbling young Male Student Pre-Nurse was doing an extensive target practice, before finally botching the whole job and sweating like a pig. Jesus. For starters, a nurse should be a fit, young, heterosexual, attractive female with a slim waist, pearly smile, fresh scent and perky breasts, an essential feature for close contact needling to reduce pain and inflammation. I shall make my request next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 Fuck all that superfluous shit. Have you got AIDS and how long have you got? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 The days of getting a late-night hand-job from the young stocking-clad female night-nurses are long gone. The days of shagging the stocking-clad ward-sister in the male toilets are also gone. But the thing I miss most , is putting on a white coat , popping some pens into the breast-pocket , and having a little late-night visit round the female ward during nurses coffee-break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: Had some blood tests yesterday at the local phlebotomy department and today my arm looks like I have been on heroin since early childhood. What’s even worse than my aching decrepit old limb is the experience of it all. The fumbling young Male Student Pre-Nurse was doing an extensive target practice, before finally botching the whole job and sweating like a pig. Jesus. For starters, a nurse should be a fit, young, heterosexual, attractive female with a slim waist, pearly smile, fresh scent and perky breasts, an essential feature for close contact needling to reduce pain and inflammation. I shall make my request next time. HIV, Gonorrhoea and Herpees. Undoubtedly you have all 3. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, Pete said: The days of getting a late-night hand-job from the young stocking-clad female night-nurses are long gone. The days of shagging the stocking-clad ward-sister in the male toilets are also gone. But the thing I miss most , is putting on a white coat , popping some pens into the breast-pocket , and having a little late-night visit round the female ward during nurses coffee-break. Ooooh Matron!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Ooooh Matron!! The only one I didn’t do was the Matron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: HIV, Gonorrhoea and Herpees. No thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 2 hours ago, White Cunt said: Had some blood tests yesterday at the local phlebotomy department and today my arm looks like I have been on heroin since early childhood. What’s even worse than my aching decrepit old limb is the experience of it all. The fumbling young Male Student Pre-Nurse was doing an extensive target practice, before finally botching the whole job and sweating like a pig. Jesus. For starters, a nurse should be a fit, young, heterosexual, attractive female with a slim waist, pearly smile, fresh scent and perky breasts, an essential feature for close contact needling to reduce pain and inflammation. I shall make my request next time. Tell you what White Cunt, Pen has done some nursing in her time. I'll ask her to put her old uniform on and come round to your place and give you a prick you'll not likely to ever forget. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 54 minutes ago, Pete said: The only one I didn’t do was the Matron. Pete, I've really tried to help you find your place on here, but that last PM you sent me was just fucking sick. Don't contact me again, you fucking weirdo, nonce, cunt. It wasn't funny, it wasn't even shocking, it was just sick fantasy shit. Fuck off. To the moderator team - feel free to check my PM's to see what the disgusting little fucker sent me, and cooler me if you have to, but to anyone else currently PMing with this fucker, just be warned. He's playing it as a joke, but he seems a genuine sicko considering what he just sent me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Pete, I've really tried to help you find your place on here, but that last PM you sent me was just fucking sick. Don't contact me again, you fucking weirdo, nonce, cunt. It wasn't funny, it wasn't even shocking, it was just sick fantasy shit. Fuck off. To the moderator team - feel free to check my PM's to see what the disgusting little fucker sent me, and cooler me if you have to, but to anyone else currently PMing with this fucker, just be warned. He's playing it as a joke, but he seems a genuine sicko considering what he just sent me. Nice. Least you’re out in the open now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 36 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Pete, I've really tried to help you find your place on here, but that last PM you sent me was just fucking sick. Don't contact me again, you fucking weirdo, nonce, cunt. It wasn't funny, it wasn't even shocking, it was just sick fantasy shit. Fuck off. To the moderator team - feel free to check my PM's to see what the disgusting little fucker sent me, and cooler me if you have to, but to anyone else currently PMing with this fucker, just be warned. He's playing it as a joke, but he seems a genuine sicko considering what he just sent me. @Roadkill, you need to invite me in to the PM thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: @Roadkill, you need to invite me in to the PM thread. Done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 41 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Pete, I've really tried to help you find your place on here, but that last PM you sent me was just fucking sick. Don't contact me again, you fucking weirdo, nonce, cunt. It wasn't funny, it wasn't even shocking, it was just sick fantasy shit. Fuck off. To the moderator team - feel free to check my PM's to see what the disgusting little fucker sent me, and cooler me if you have to, but to anyone else currently PMing with this fucker, just be warned. He's playing it as a joke, but he seems a genuine sicko considering what he just sent me. Fucking hell, I'm certainly gonna keep my ears open for this revelation. Fair play, Killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 Just now, Major Cunt said: Fucking hell, I'm certainly gonna keep my ears open for this revelation. Fair play, Killer. For once I'm entirely serious with this, MC. Don't need dirty little bastards PMing me their fantasies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Fucking hell, I'm certainly gonna keep my ears open for this revelation. Fair play, Killer. This is like waiting for Santa. I hope the presents are good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 Shame, Pete knew how to write but his judgement was...unsound. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: HIV, Gonorrhoea and Herpees. Undoubtedly you have all 3. Lol. But not in the same place. And it’s herpes, not herpees, fuckwit. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Shame, Pete knew how to write but his judgement was...unsound. Glad to hear you using the past tense on the cunt. Am I in for the cooler or are we good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Tell you what White Cunt, Pen has done some nursing in her time. I'll ask her to put her old uniform on and come round to your place and give you a prick you'll not likely to ever forget. Does she fit the criteria? I’m still traumatised by the experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Glad to hear you using the past tense on the cunt. Am I in for the cooler or are we good? One of the few cases where I've cremated a live one. You're not in the cooler. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: One of the few cases where I've cremated a live one. You're not in the cooler. We need 11 Roops’s in the Supreme Court. I hope you’re on the bench next time the remoaners bring a case to court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 31 minutes ago, Roadkill said: For once I'm entirely serious with this, MC. Don't need dirty little bastards PMing me their fantasies. What the fuck did he write? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fuck all that superfluous shit. Have you got AIDS and how long have you got? Hard to tell, but I will keep you posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: What the fuck did he write? I'm not sure if I can repeat it word for word without getting fucked off. Suffice to say it involved scat and Greta Thunberg and was written in the excruciatingly detailed style of a sicko who was trying to come across as funny, but let a bit too much soul into the work. I'm saying no more about it. @White Cunt Sorry for derailing your nom with this shit, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm not sure if I can repeat it word for word without getting fucked off. Suffice to say it involved scat and Greta Thunberg and was written in the excruciatingly detailed style of a sicko who was trying to come across as funny, but let a bit too much soul into the work. I'm saying no more about it. @White Cunt Sorry for derailing your nom with this shit, mate. Bloody hell. Something tells me we haven't heard the last of him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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