Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Yesterday I suggested that we all move on as arguments are just going around in circles. Since then half a dozen noncing inferences have been made by several players. On the whole, discourse has been repetitive and unimaginative. Most of you are middle-aged yet you all are acting like temperamental hypersensitive divas. Cut it out now please. Why do you want to spoil our fun???? Typical female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 12 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Why do you want to spoil our fun???? Typical female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 Anyways, back on topic. Personally I prefer small tits always being more of a legs and pert arse man (and just to clarify I'm not a nonce or a fucking shirt-lifter), and thank god for that. Having just turned 40 and finding myself back on the market for a new bird, it's become apparent that gravity and children can sometimes take their toll. I'm adding the clarification statement due to the Corner being bombarded with shit from a few fucking idiots as of late, who'll no doubt jump all over this post in a vain attempt to recover some credibility after taking a hiding from several punters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 54 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Faulty Mishap. ©️King Billy 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: Poor wolfie has dug his heels deep into this one, withers. The hypersensitive twat has finally met his match.. fifteen year old defenceless erroreptile4o4. Frank, I've had a shit week, and feel the need to kick your yellow teeth down your fucking throat. Your place or mine? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: Once again you're allowing your emotions to get the better of you. If you insist on mentioning my name in every other post, I guarantee you'll be permanently banned by Sunday evening. Fucking moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 20 minutes ago, King Billy said: ©️King Billy 2019 It's the Corner equivalent of an earworm - although "cuntworm" has some negative connotations I prefer not to dwell on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Not bad. At least it demonstrates a modicum of creativity. You should start using it all the time while you can, as I've been contemplating a screen name change for awhile now. Turns out it wasn't even original. Mea culpa. I look forward to the new moniker - good luck choosing something that doesn't rhyme with anything abusive. On a semi-related note, did you know that when Eric joined he referred to Decimus as "Decimal", even though he was pointless? If you have some time to spare you might check out the link below to a nomination that dates back to when Eric and Toadswill were mere eggs, which is ironically entitled, “The average American”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: You and 4 other arseholes is not "dozens". Plus i couldn't give a shit what those bellends or you think of me. It's all about the percentages. 4x other arseholes on a site with about 12x regular posters, and then you allow for the multi-IDs, then it's about 50%. (as calculated by D Abbott.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Yesterday I suggested that we all move on as arguments are just going around in circles. Since then half a dozen noncing inferences have been made by several players. On the whole, discourse has been repetitive and unimaginative. Most of you are middle-aged yet you all are acting like temperamental hypersensitive divas. Cut it out now please. It's the terrible two's and they're just testing boundaries. Anyhow, what's your opinion on the WASPI verdict? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Having just turned 40 and finding myself back on the market for a new bird, Pen is available. I wouldn’t think it peels off great, but if you’re getting back on the horse it might be worth dipping your toe in her water, as the saying goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: t gravity and children can sometimes take their toll. Gravity certainly took its tool on that sprog at the Tate Modern the other week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Pen is available. I wouldn’t think it peels off great, but if you’re getting back on the horse it might be worth dipping your toe in her water, as the saying goes. He can go and yet fucked preferably by a water buffalo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: He can go and yet fucked preferably by a water buffalo. I’m pretty sure it’s a bird he’s after. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Gravity certainly took its tool on that sprog at the Tate Modern the other week. He's French. They're used to hitting the deck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I’m pretty sure it’s a bird he’s after. An Emu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Frank said: Once again you're allowing your emotions to get the better of you. If you insist on mentioning my name in every other post, I guarantee you'll be permanently banned by Sunday evening. Oh? How does this work then? You’re either confessing to having something to do with the admin of this site (something that many have always suspected) or you’re full of fucking shit (something that many have always known). Which is it, fuck face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape said: Oh? How does this work then? You’re either confessing to having something to do with the admin of this site (something that many have always suspected) or you’ve full of fucking shit (something that many have always known). Which is it, fuck face? Neither. I just love to wind him up, Ape. I really do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Neither. I just love to wind him up, Ape. I really do. Do you, or do you not own the site? Answer the fucking question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Do you, or do you not own the site? Answer the fucking question. If Frank owned the site he would have access to our IP addresses and service providers and many of us would be dead via letter bombs or AIDS spat into drinks when we weren't looking. Edited October 12, 2019 by Roadkill Mind you, this chest infection is a cunt to get rid of.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Neither. I just love to wind him up, Ape. I really do. Bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: If Frank owned the site he would have access to our IP addresses and service providers and many of us would be dead via letter bombs or AIDS spat into drinks when we weren't looking. Amongst the shitty nappies, stale breast pads, empty packets of citalopram and hundreds of fucking kids toys strewn around my depressing, suburban Barratt box, I often find the odd synthetic black hair. He's into deep into this shit, trust me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: I certainly can't understand whatever retarded bastardization you're thumping out on your keyboard right now. Pigs eat swill. But you couldn't make "Pig" rhyme with "Road" so you went with a creature that eats insects instead, completely invalidating the "Swill" part of the insult. I'm not letting you throw a paddy and stomp off again this time - fix this. Now. Do you really think you'd get away with a sweeping and altogether false statement that toads eat insects when I'm on patrol? What's a worm? A slug? They're invertebrates motherfucker. I don't spend every waking hour up to my bollocks in freezing pond water to rock up here with the newt spunk still stuck to my finger nails, and listen to such heresy Don't test the pecker again 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: Do you, or do you not own the site? Answer the fucking question. He owns you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: , I often find the odd synthetic black hair. It could be from that night you and Elton John almost met at the petrol station Decs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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