Roadkill Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Do you really think you'd get away with a sweeping and altogether false statement that toads eat insects when I'm on patrol? What's a worm? A slug? They're invertebrates motherfucker. I don't spend every waking hour up to my bollocks in freezing pond water to rock up here with the newt spunk still stuck to my finger nails, and listen to such heresy Don't test the pecker again Fucking hell. Sorry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: Amongst the shitty nappies, stale breast pads, empty packets of citalopram and hundreds of fucking kids toys strewn around my depressing, suburban Barratt box, I often find the odd synthetic black hair. He's into deep into this shit, trust me. Keep an eye out for passing cars - you might see something exotic, like a Maclaren 675LT, and your life will suddenly transform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 56 minutes ago, King Billy said: Pen is available. I wouldn’t think it peels off great, but if you’re getting back on the horse it might be worth dipping your toe in her water, as the saying goes. Bill, I honestly don't know how to thank you for such sage and thoughtful advice? I'm certainly planning on getting back on the horse, but not tying one to a fence and back-scuttling it with the aid of a milk crate. Which would probably be the more hygienic and pleasurable option compared to fucking the insufferable tranny Pen. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 11 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Bill, I honestly don't know how to thank you for such sage and thoughtful advice? I'm certainly planning on getting back on the horse, but not tying one to a fence and back-scuttling it with the aid of a milk crate. Which would probably be the more hygienic and pleasurable option compared to fucking the insufferable tranny Pen. I suppose if you put it like that Major, Celibacy doesn’t actually seem such a bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: Why do you bring upon the site an unnecessary attachment to noncery, especially after being implicated in the Pete fiasco? If you're going to play on the main reason why '4 other arseholes' and myself have a gripe with you, and you're allowed to do it, then I don't want to be privy to it. Either bring something worthy to the site or eat shit. I'd rather he eats shit to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 What a thoroughly misogynistic nomination, this has offended my delicate SJW MGBGTBLT sensibilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: He owns you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: .. Anyhow, what's your opinion on the WASPI verdict? None, it doesn't affect me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Ape said: Oh? How does this work then? You’re either confessing to having something to do with the admin of this site (something that many have always suspected) or you’re full of fucking shit (something that many have always known). Which is it, fuck face? 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Do you, or do you not own the site? Answer the fucking question. Its complicated, the site is owned by a syndicate known as A9-4B, the shareholders of which are a matter of public record. The fact that the names are redacted from the public record in compliance with Euro legislation covering the workings of ICANN & IANA are of course, neither here nor there. I trust this clears up any confusion and uncertainty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Its complicated, the site is owned by a syndicate known as A9-4B, the shareholders of which are a matter of public record. The fact that the names are redacted from the public record in compliance with Euro legislation covering the workings of ICANN & IANA are of course, neither here nor there. I trust this clears up any confusion and uncertainty. This is your idea of humour, isn’t it? Live long and prosper, Roops. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ape said: This is your idea of humour, isn’t it? Live long and prosper, Roops. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 32 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: None, it doesn't affect me. If it doesn't effect you it means one of 3 things, 1) you opted out. 2) you're already retired or, 3) you're not a woman. For the record, I still have opinions on things that don't affect me, and I think the decision was brilliant to establish the equality that women rightly campaign for. Ms Pankhurst would be proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: He's French. They're used to hitting the deck. Oh I see now. Remarks about noncery is not good, but a nutter throwing a little kid over a balcony is. What a little double standard cunt you really are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 28 minutes ago, Ape said: This is your idea of humour, isn’t it? Live long and prosper, Roops. Well it is definitely funnier than anything you post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 posting videos in lieu of actual words on here should be banned. People are illiterate enough these days without facilitating their copping out. I'd have them destroyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: posting videos in lieu of actual words on here should be banned. People are illiterate enough these days without facilitating their copping out. I'd have them destroyed. I absolutely agree with whatever you say. I am pissed, and it will save me time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 36 minutes ago, Ape said: This is your idea of humour, isn’t it? Live long and prosper, Roops. You're a good man, Ape Simple...but good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: You're a good man, Ape Simple...but good. He's a bit of a werrit though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: You're a good man, Ape Simple...but good. Yeh, and so is cheese on toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Oh I see now. Remarks about noncery is not good, but a nutter throwing a little kid over a balcony is. What a little double standard cunt you really are. If he thought the deaths of over 3,000 people on 9/11 was funny and something to joke about, the paralyzing of a 6 year old child by being hurled off a 10th floor balcony would certainly be a nice little giggle for him as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: posting videos in lieu of actual words on here should be banned. People are illiterate enough these days without facilitating their copping out. I'd have them destroyed. Stop chunterring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: You're a good man, Ape Simple...but good. Simple is what your apparently shagging these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape said: Simple is what your apparently shagging these days. Getaway, I've never met you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: If he thought the deaths of over 3,000 people on 9/11 was funny and something to joke about, the paralyzing of a 6 year old child by being hurled off a 10th floor balcony would certainly be a nice little giggle for him as well. Or what this bus commemorates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Getaway, I've never met you. *tumbleweed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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