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Lewis Hamilton, 5 times(shortly to be 6) Formula 1 World Champion, who is paid a basic salary of 40 million pounds by Mercedes Benz  and tops that up with around 30 million pounds of sponsorship has today spoken about the need for the entire world to adopt a vegan lifestyle, as he worries constantly about the future of the human race. Speaking not as the owner of a posh vegan burger restaraunt which he opened in London recently, or as the highest earner in the history of F1, but as a working class council estate dusky chap made good from Hertfordshire, who just happens to own a collection of classic racing cars and travels almost daily on his own private jet, and once a fortnight drives a hand built car which costs about 15 million pounds to build  round a racetrack for about 90 minutes, averaging around 7 miles per gallon. Now I’m not one for trying to find fault with someone who’s got good intentions but if someone a bit more cynical than me was to have a closer look at Mr Hamilton and say “Oy are you having a fucking laugh Cunt?” I’d probably find it difficult to argue with them. No wonder that Pussycat Doll slag fucked off if she had to listen to this Cunt every day, apart from the odd Sunday for an hour or two.

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5 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Lewis Hamilton, 5 times(shortly to be 6) Formula 1 World Champion, who is paid a basic salary of 40 million pounds by Mercedes Benz  and tops that up with around 30 million pounds of sponsorship has today spoken about the need for the entire world to adopt a vegan lifestyle, as he worries constantly about the future of the human race. Speaking not as the owner of a posh vegan burger restaraunt which he opened in London recently, or as the highest earner in the history of F1, but as a working class council estate dusky chap made good from Hertfordshire, who just happens to own a collection of classic racing cars and travels almost daily on his own private jet, and once a fortnight drives a hand built car which costs about 15 million pounds to build  round a racetrack for about 90 minutes, averaging around 7 miles per gallon. Now I’m not one for trying to find fault with someone who’s got good intentions but if someone a bit more cynical than me was to have a closer look at Mr Hamilton and say “Oy are you having a fucking laugh Cunt?” I’d probably find it difficult to argue with them. No wonder that Pussycat Doll slag fucked off if she had to listen to this Cunt every day, apart from the odd Sunday for an hour or two.

F1 drivers are not really known for being interesting. I mean Hamilton is one tedious cunt to say the least. Anyone with any sense will see if for what he is: a vacuous gobshite. 

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And another thing. My old man used to say to us when we were kids and Murray Walker was hyperventilating on TV over Nigel Mansell etc. “If I wanted to see some cunt putting new tyres on their car I’d park up in Kwik Fits car park, and if they knew what they were doing they would put enough petrol in the fucking thing to last the whole race.

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7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

F1 drivers are not really known for being interesting. I mean Hamilton is one tedious cunt to say the least. Anyone with any sense will see if for what he is: a vacuous gobshite. 

This is what happens when they allow ethnics into a gentleman’s sport. I bet Michael Schumachers glad he’s a spastic now and doesn’t have to see the state of F1 today. He would be spinning in his iron lung if the electric hadn’t been cut off.

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12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

F1 drivers are not really known for being interesting. I mean Hamilton is one tedious cunt to say the least. Anyone with any sense will see if for what he is: a vacuous gobshite. 

Has anyone sent Pen an application form?

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And another thing my old man spotted. He was always going on about Nigel Mansell. “He might be be an Ok driver but he’s got too much money now.They  put new tyres on his motor last week and the daft cunt’s having more new ones on today again”

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8 hours ago, King Billy said:

Lewis Hamilton, 5 times(shortly to be 6) Formula 1 World Champion, who is paid a basic salary of 40 million pounds by Mercedes Benz  and tops that up with around 30 million pounds of sponsorship has today spoken about the need for the entire world to adopt a vegan lifestyle, as he worries constantly about the future of the human race. Speaking not as the owner of a posh vegan burger restaraunt which he opened in London recently, or as the highest earner in the history of F1, but as a working class council estate dusky chap made good from Hertfordshire, who just happens to own a collection of classic racing cars and travels almost daily on his own private jet, and once a fortnight drives a hand built car which costs about 15 million pounds to build  round a racetrack for about 90 minutes, averaging around 7 miles per gallon. Now I’m not one for trying to find fault with someone who’s got good intentions but if someone a bit more cynical than me was to have a closer look at Mr Hamilton and say “Oy are you having a fucking laugh Cunt?” I’d probably find it difficult to argue with them. No wonder that Pussycat Doll slag fucked off if she had to listen to this Cunt every day, apart from the odd Sunday for an hour or two.

I blame Greta Thunderturd. 

Blacks are easily influenced. Look how many of them vote for Dianne Abbopotamus and David Hammy every time there's an election.

Thick fucking cunts.

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With all the self-awareness of a traction engine, everyone's favourite 'British sportsman it's okay to hate' blunders artlessly into the climate change debate with a 'do as I say - not as I do' missive , designed to confuse and 'off-piss' in equal measures.

Leclerc is too nice to pull a Ronnie Peterson on him and Vettel is equally, if not more cunty. Bottas is his team mate so - everyone's looking to you Verstappen!!

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9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

F1 drivers are not really known for being interesting. I mean Hamilton is one tedious cunt to say the least. Anyone with any sense will see if for what he is: a vacuous gobshite. 

What about Stirling Moss? The real boring shits started with that caledonian midget Jackie Stewart.

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9 hours ago, King Billy said:

And another thing. My old man used to say to us when we were kids and Murray Walker was hyperventilating on TV over Nigel Mansell etc. “If I wanted to see some cunt putting new tyres on their car I’d park up in Kwik Fits car park, and if they knew what they were doing they would put enough petrol in the fucking thing to last the whole race.

Refuelling is banned now, so the cars start with a race length fuel load. Makes for good turn 1 pileups, but shitty racing once everyone gets spaced out.

Stupid little half-breed hid his white mam from the cameras for the first few years of his career then told his black dad to fuck off too when he was sure the black boi from the streets image was set in stone.

Fucker is the worst case of the "you can be anything you want to be" speech. Only now that he's an F1 driver he wants to be a rapper, then a music producer, then a fucking astronaut fireman policeman and now an environmental activist.

The little div is quickly approaching 40 and desperate to prove that he can be something - anything - without mammy and daddy holding his hand to get him there. Won't happen though, at the end of the day all he'll be remembered for is being the most successful F1 driver since Schumacher. Such a cruel fucking world.

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8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I blame Greta Thunderturd. 

Blacks are easily influenced. Look how many of them vote for Dianne Abbopotamus and David Hammy every time there's an election.

Thick fucking cunts.

Someone should wedge Thunderturd under his brake pedal during his next pit stop. Get rid of both the cunts in a huge enviromentally unfriendly bang. 

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47 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

What about Stirling Moss? The real boring shits started with that caledonian midget Jackie Stewart.

What about him?

Couldn't get a stiffy so became the early poster boy for Viagra - him and Pele.

'Interesting' in the sense of it not being interesting in the slightest. It's one way to go I suppose.

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6 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

What about him?

Couldn't get a stiffy so became the early poster boy for Viagra - him and Pele.

'Interesting' in the sense of it not being interesting in the slightest. It's one way to go I suppose.

Senna never had that problem. Apparently he had a helmet full of blood when he died.

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9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Senna never had that problem. Apparently he had a helmet full of blood when he died.

You've made some very funny post of late scrotters, but I'll be fucked if I'm sending any likes your way until I've topped the six fingered freak from the east @Decimus from his lofty heights on the leader board. After my almost certain 5 mins of fame, normal service will be resumed 

Vive le Pecker and fuck off

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17 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You've made some very funny post of late scrotters, but I'll be fucked if I'm sending any likes your way until I've topped the six fingered freak from the east @Decimus from his lofty heights on the leader board. After my almost certain 5 mins of fame, normal service will be resumed 

Vive le Pecker and fuck off

I have just been looking at your latest blog .. that shot of you wearing waders standing in a pond dipping for a water sample. You are a fucking complete and utter disgrace .. get your missus to wash that green fleece and wash your fucking hair!

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17 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You've made some very funny post of late scrotters, but I'll be fucked if I'm sending any likes your way until I've topped the six fingered freak from the east @Decimus from his lofty heights on the leader board. After my almost certain 5 mins of fame, normal service will be resumed 

Vive le Pecker and fuck off

I'm above the petty politics of this site. Have an 'iron' on me.

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31 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You've made some very funny post of late scrotters, but I'll be fucked if I'm sending any likes your way until I've topped the six fingered freak from the east @Decimus from his lofty heights on the leader board. After my almost certain 5 mins of fame, normal service will be resumed 

Vive le Pecker and fuck off

Bang on the money there Stubbs. As much as I hate to admit it due to my blatant xenophobia and our mutual loathing, the frog cunts been on a roll this past week. What with Decs away in dago-land you're certainly in with a shot at poll position. Eric's returning to good form and a few others are making a push. Obviously we can't have a Frenchman topping the board!

 

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14 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

Bang on the money there Stubbs. As much as I hate to admit it due to my blatant xenophobia and our mutual loathing, the frog cunts been on a roll this past week. What with Decs away in dago-land you're certainly in with a shot at poll position. Eric's returning to good form and a few others are making a push. Obviously we can't have a Frenchman topping the board!

 

You're too late toady, I've topped the board three times before.  Besides, I've agreed to sleep with Pen for 2 weeks, that will secure it.

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17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

You're too late toady, I've topped the board three times before.  Besides, I've agreed to sleep with Pen for 2 weeks, that will secure it.

Fuck off and get back in your box.

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1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said:

What about him?

Couldn't get a stiffy so became the early poster boy for Viagra - him and Pele.

'Interesting' in the sense of it not being interesting in the slightest. It's one way to go I suppose.

I thought the cunt with the beard in the Viagra advert who skips around the house with ‘Come up and see me, make me smile’ playing was Frank.

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13 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

You're too late toady, I've topped the board three times before.  Besides, I've agreed to sleep with Pen for 2 weeks, that will secure it.

Fuck me sideways, if that's the lengths your prepared to go to to secure top dog status then one only has to admire your commitment. You are aware Pen has a pendulous donger swinging between "her" legs and you'll more than likely suffer extreme stubble rash from hair hairy, naturally unshaven from head to toe look? 

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Just now, King Billy said:

I thought the cunt with the beard in the Viagra advert who skips around the house with ‘Come up and see me, make me smile’ playing was Frank.

I thought the same, until I looked at the actors legs, he has real ones, with flesh on them.

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1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Fuck me sideways, if that's the lengths your prepared to go to to secure top dog status then one only has to admire your commitment. You are aware Pen has a pendulous donger swinging between "her" legs and you'll more than likely suffer extreme stubble rash from hair hairy, naturally unshaven from head to toe look? 

Have you ever had to eat a family bag of soggy cheese & onion crisps. I have. 

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1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:

Have you ever had to eat a family bag of soggy cheese & onion crisps. I have. 

A metaphor for something hideous no doubt. 

I'll try and think of one for being backscuttled by a hulking tranny whilst being bored shittless by thrilling 'tales from the rails'

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