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32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I agree.

 

 

 

and I'm also the best one on here.

I agree that you’re both better than me and I also agree with you both that I’m the best one on here.

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15 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said:

My girlfriend called me a paedophile the other day.

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That's a big word for a 7 year old

Move over Des O'Connor! lol

I originally heard that joke at a stag night. 

'My girlfriend thinks I'm a pervert, what the fuck does she know? She's only 6'

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5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

''My girlfriend thinks I'm a pervert, what the fuck does she know? She's only 6''

The prophet Muhammad- 620 AD

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21 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said:

My girlfriend called me a paedophile the other day.

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That's a big word for a 7 year old

Move over Des O'Connor! lol

I’m not surprised.

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1 minute ago, Decimus said:

The prophet Muhammad- 629 AD

At least he had the decency to wait until Ayesha was 9 before he raped her. What a guy!

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17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I originally heard that joke at a stag night. 

'My girlfriend thinks I'm a pervert, what the fuck does she know? She's only 6'

Two pervs having a conversation:

"Hey, check out that sexy chick!!!" 😍

"Are you nuts??? She's 13 years old!!!" 😫

"Yeah, but she's got a body like a 10 year old!!!" 😜

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16 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

Two pervs having a conversation:

"Hey, check out that sexy chick!!!" 😍

"Are you nuts??? She's 13 years old!!!" 😫

"Yeah, but she's got a body like a 10 year old!!!" 😜

I don’t, and never have, find anything like this even remotely amusing. 

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30 minutes ago, Ape said:

I don’t, and never have, find anything like this even remotely amusing. 

That's because you're a boring, pompous prick with the personality of a wet dish cloth.

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I originally heard that joke at a stag night. 

'My girlfriend thinks I'm a pervert, what the fuck does she know? She's only 6'

Dear Deirdre

I was watching my neighbours wife sunbathing naked from my bedroom window. As I was just about to come I noticed my wife standing by the door watching me and shaking her head.

Is she a pervert?

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27 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said:

That's because you're a boring, pompous prick with the personality of a wet dish cloth.

I think, from what you’ve been posting recently, that it’s clear what you are.

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6 minutes ago, Ape said:

I don’t found? Are you some kind of retard?

Admit it, it didn't work. It should have read  'I don't, and never have found anything like this.....' Surely that works better.

 

Oh, fuck off you glue sniffing wankrat.

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3 hours ago, Glowworm said:

You don't have to put up with this Ape .. why not kill yourself?

Lol.

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7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Admit it, it didn't work. It should have read  'I don't, and never have found anything like this.....' Surely that works better.

 

Oh, fuck off you glue sniffing wankrat.

Thanks for the grammar lesson, Frog Man, but what you propose doesn’t work either.

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9 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Lol.

No one’s likely to be “doing it” night and day with The Freak. I doubt it’s ever been “done” in its life.

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1 minute ago, Ape said:

Thanks for the grammar lesson, Frog Man, but what you propose doesn’t work either.

Yes it does, I ran it by missus, and her conclusion is that you are a thick cunt.

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Just now, Witheredscrote said:

Yes it does, I ran it by missus, and her conclusion is that you are a thick cunt.

It goes without saying that she’s a thick cunt.

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Just now, Witheredscrote said:

Yes it does, I ran it by missus, and her conclusion is that you are a thick cunt.

What does he know about the English language, hairy toed frog. 

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17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Admit it, it didn't work. It should have read  'I don't, and never have found anything like this.....' Surely that works better.

 

Oh, fuck off you glue sniffing wankrat.

Rattled.

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@Ape even a newbie has given me a like, further endorsing my opinion that you are wrong. The cunt is probably only 18 years old, and unwashed, but has had an education. Was your school bombed?

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3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Ape even a newbie has given me a like, further endorsing my opinion that you are wrong. The cunt is probably only 18 years old, and unwashed, but has had an education. Was your school bombed?

Dudley duo rattled.

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