Eddie Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 A consultant by the name of MR Burns is being paid £2,000.00 a day to advise the Welsh NHS on, ironically, ideas to save money. He has also negotiated to work one day per week from his home in Costa Del Sol, one of his big ideas on saving money, don't pay nurses for their break during a 12.5 hour shift. Mr Burns earns in one 8 hour day what a 1st year nurse will earn in 1 year, I just hope Smithers is OK. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 20 minutes ago, Eddie said: A consultant by the name of MR Burns is being paid £2,000.00 a day to advise the Welsh NHS on, ironically, ideas to save money. He has also negotiated to work one day per week from his home in Costa Del Sol, one of his big ideas on saving money, don't pay nurses for their break during a 12.5 hour shift. Mr Burns earns in one 8 hour day what a 1st year nurse will earn in 1 year, I just hope Smithers is OK. The NHS is run by cunts who like to "advise" on the treatment of patients ranging from Diabetics to stroke patients. Most of them have never been practicing GPs or have but have been out of the arena for years since when, time and practices have changed. Hence they often come out with bullshit. The best people to ask for advice is those currently working at the 'coal-face'. But no, let's throw fuckloads of money at someone like Burns, who probably hasn't held a stethoscope in years. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 46 minutes ago, Eddie said: A consultant by the name of MR Burns is being paid £2,000.00 a day to advise the Welsh NHS on, ironically, ideas to save money. He has also negotiated to work one day per week from his home in Costa Del Sol, one of his big ideas on saving money, don't pay nurses for their break during a 12.5 hour shift. Mr Burns earns in one 8 hour day what a 1st year nurse will earn in 1 year, I just hope Smithers is OK. On the railway traincrews have at least one 20 minute paid for break during each shift. The reason that it is paid for being partly down to the fact that a break at a fixed time cannot be guaranteed. I think that similar arrangements apply with the police, fire and ambulance services and by the same reason should also apply NHS staff such as nurses and doctors. Actually the real reason that every from the NHS to major but essential engineering works cost so much is actually down to the cost of the parasitic consultants, advisors of lawyers and of course the often needless rules dreamed up by civil servants who have no practical day to day on the ground knowledge of the things that they dream up new rules about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 On 29/10/2019 at 19:53, camberwell gypsy said: The NHS is run by cunts who like to "advise" on the treatment of patients ranging from Diabetics to stroke patients. Most of them have never been practicing GPs or have but have been out of the arena for years since when, time and practices have changed. Hence they often come out with bullshit. The best people to ask for advice is those currently working at the 'coal-face'. But no, let's throw fuckloads of money at someone like Burns, who probably hasn't held a stethoscope in years. As you well know Gyps, those at the coal face are often too busy wading through the entitled shite of open access primary care to get involved in managing spreadsheets and pontificating. Burns would tell you it doesn’t matter he hasn’t seen a patient since Ken Clarke was Health Secretary, the future is all apps now anyway. Advising, inspecting and appraising is generally something people run off to when they can’t cut it for real anymore. See “Professor Helen Stokes-Lampard” and “Professor Steve Field” as prime examples. Pointless Cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Eddie said: A consultant by the name of MR Burns is being paid £2,000.00 a day to advise the Welsh NHS on, ironically, ideas to save money. He has also negotiated to work one day per week from his home in Costa Del Sol, one of his big ideas on saving money, don't pay nurses for their break during a 12.5 hour shift. Mr Burns earns in one 8 hour day what a 1st year nurse will earn in 1 year, I just hope Smithers is OK. My Mrs works for the NHS and there seems to be a gravy train of managers bought in as interim measures to oversea changes who just happen to be on the kind of daily rate the aforementioned costa del cunt is claiming. 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: The NHS is run by cunts who like to "advise" on the treatment of patients ranging from Diabetics to stroke patients. Most of them have never been practicing GPs or have but have been out of the arena for years since when, time and practices have changed. Hence they often come out with bullshit. The best people to ask for advice is those currently working at the 'coal-face'. But no, let's throw fuckloads of money at someone like Burns, who probably hasn't held a stethoscope in years. I'll fucking remind you that racial slurs against our Edd are both bang out of order and very funny 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: My Mrs works for the NHS and there seems to be a gravy train of managers bought in as interim measures to oversea changes who just happen to be on the kind of daily rate the aforementioned costa del cunt is claiming. I'll fucking remind you that racial slurs against our Edd are both bang out of order and very funny Reported for black face racism. .. and I bet that you are darker skinned than Eddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 In England, the CCG’s with their STP’s have given licence for know nothing wankers like this gravy train ponce to exist. To quote my learned friend Mr Cuntspotter..... “the NHS, run by cunts, for cunts” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 3 hours ago, Eddie said: A consultant by the name of MR Burns is being paid £2,000.00 a day to advise the Welsh NHS on, ironically, ideas to save money. He has also negotiated to work one day per week from his home in Costa Del Sol, one of his big ideas on saving money, don't pay nurses for their break during a 12.5 hour shift. Mr Burns earns in one 8 hour day what a 1st year nurse will earn in 1 year, I just hope Smithers is OK. Excellent Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 On 29/10/2019 at 11:27, Eddie said: A consultant by the name of MR Burns is being paid £2,000.00 a day to advise the Welsh NHS on, ironically, ideas to save money. He has also negotiated to work one day per week from his home in Costa Del Sol, one of his big ideas on saving money, don't pay nurses for their break during a 12.5 hour shift. Mr Burns earns in one 8 hour day what a 1st year nurse will earn in 1 year, I just hope Smithers is OK. A man with a plan. Watch out Welsh cunts, your prescription tabs will soon be coming with Urdu and Chink instruction leaflets. All medicines legit and bioavailability checked, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 Did ya know it costs £140 million a year to learn to speak Ulster scots..thats a lotta nurses lunch money..should check it out ...www.ulsterscotsagency.com ..i especially like the word of the day....shap...(shop) Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 20 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Did ya know it costs £140 million a year to learn to speak Ulster scots..thats a lotta nurses lunch money..should check it out ...www.ulsterscotsagency.com ..i especially like the word of the day....shap...(shop) Panzermurphybaby Pretty much comparable to the €178m that the Irish government said it would invest into the Gaeltacht last year. How many queening stools could Leo afford to install in the Oireachtas with that? P.S. The answer's more than ten, you thick paddy cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 Money well spent decco baby..its vital to keep the culture alive..did ya see todays word of the day?...shairp..(sharp)..well worth the few quid in any mans language Ag gáire Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Money well spent decco baby..its vital to keep the culture alive..did ya see todays word of the day?...shairp..(sharp)..well worth the few quid in any mans language Ag gaire Panzermurphybaby What culture? Your capital city was built by the English who ruled and civilised you lot for 800 odd years. Just look around you, anywhere in Dublin and you could be in any one of about 10 cities in the U.K. You should be grateful to the Brits Panz for their contribution to dragging you into civilisation and showing you all how to wipe your own arses. Anyway How the fuck are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 Im grand billy baby..im a bit of a culture vulture and my on off dalliance with Carrick girl has sparked my interest in all things Óraiste (orange) ..she never realised she was speaking ulster scots on a daily basis till i pointed out her gift for tongues ..her face was nearly as red as her hair i tell ya Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 This fucking thing happens all the time in every industry. They ask some fucking more money than sense twat that doesn't have to worry about living on a budget, how to manage a business on a budget. I've seen several of these so called 'efficiency consultants' and not one of them has met expectations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Im grand billy baby..im a bit of a culture vulture and my on off dalliance with Carrick girl has sparked my interest in all things Óraiste (orange) ..she never realised she was speaking ulster scots on a daily basis till i pointed out her gift for tongues ..her face was nearly as red as her hair i tell ya Panzermurphybaby Have you smashed her dirt box in yet? If not You need to hurry up or she’ll get bored with you and think you’re a big fairy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Have you smashed her dirt box in yet? If not You need to hurry up or she’ll get bored with you and think you’re a big fairy. Ill have ya know im a gentleman and we dont tell..couldnt be besmirchin a gals reputation..its all she really has ..suffice to say there was positive cross border n cross cultural activity ..bridges were built n marched on Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: This fucking thing happens all the time in every industry. They ask some fucking more money than sense twat that doesn't have to worry about living on a budget, how to manage a business on a budget. I've seen several of these so called 'efficiency consultants' and not one of them has met expectations. Cbb..have you learned your word for the day..ya may aswell..yer payin for it ..id suggest ya start with cludgie..it means shitter in ulster scots Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 1 minute ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Ill have ya know im a gentleman and we dont tell..couldnt be besmirchin a gals reputation..its all she really has ..suffice to say there was positive cross border n cross cultural activity ..bridges were built n marched on Panzermurphybaby Good man. Just make sure you wash under your foreskin before you go to mass on Sunday. Father Whateverhisnameis will know if you don’t. They always know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 Sage advice billy baby..dunno about you but my god is silent to me. Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Sage advice billy baby..dunno about you but my god is silent to me. Panzermurphybaby Likewise Panz. There’s enough religious fucking maniacs running around up north. It’s not a bandwagon I’ve ever felt the urge to jump on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 Anyway i must run im auditioning for a band ..did ya know the money to be made playin in a band?..two hours of blowin a bitta sax of an evenin at a bar or a wedding..couple of hundred in yer (phóca) pocket and there was me just fuckin around with it for pleasure..chat y'all laterzz ..fuk me..eddie owes me a bin lorry fulla likes for gettin his shite nom a hot topic sticker Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 Mr Burns https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7632457/Luxury-Marbella-home-expert-earning-2-000-day.html https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/10/30/21/20397332-7632457-image-a-7_1572471207280.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 The NHS cannot be that strapped,not when they're paying for my neice to become my nephew the utter fucking cock making cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 11 hours ago, Glowworm said: Mr Burns https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7632457/Luxury-Marbella-home-expert-earning-2-000-day.html https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/10/30/21/20397332-7632457-image-a-7_1572471207280.jpg Absolute fucking slimy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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