Major Cunt Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: My assessment of the election campaign so far: Lies, lies, lies, promises, promises, lies, lies, promises, more fucking lies, more fucking promises. My prediction : The liars will win. Get your money on it. A lot like your Tinder profile then, Jewdy, but unlike your advert scrawled in trap 3 at the Pink Oboe. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 39 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: A lot like your Tinder profile then, Jewdy, but unlike your advert scrawled in trap 3 at the Pink Oboe. You should have listened to that head doctor Marje, all those years ago, when he told you that too much thinking would wear your little brain out. Look where you are now...... spluttering like a mental defective, repeating hopeless stereotypes you’ve stolen from other internet dimmos. Too late now Marjorie.....best stick with your ard Wall mates over the “paddling pool”. 😁😁😂😂😀🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If you really want to rid the world of Jews just tell the Chinese that their testicles are an aphrodisiac, and the cunts will be extinct within a decade. They'll probably will anyway, as soon as they make the fucking tiger extinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 Roll up! Roll up! Free childcare for all! Free childcare, come and get it! Free childcare 24 hours a day! That’s right we’re taking your brats off you so we can brainwash them into believing all the bullshit we throw at you. Yeah, we lied like cunts all those other times but THIS time we’re telling the truth! Honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: Roll up! Roll up! Free childcare for all! Free childcare, come and get it! Free childcare 24 hours a day! That’s right we’re taking your brats off you so we can brainwash them into believing all the bullshit we throw at you. Yeah, we lied like cunts all those other times but THIS time we’re telling the truth! Honest. Have you been eating those mushrooms that grow on your lawn again or is it the 50% Turk spunk content in the mayonnaise you slaver over your greasy fucking kebab every other night? PS next time you're in for a doner pop up to the flat above a kick frank in the cunt for us all 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 On 8 November 2019 at 01:51, camberwell gypsy said: They'll probably will anyway, as soon as they make the fucking tiger extinct. I fucking hate the tiddlywinks for this shit. They only do it because they think it'll make their angry little 3 inch cocks become slightly less limp than usual Why the fuck hasn't any cunt been supplying them with ground up rhino horn laced with strychnine? I want evey last one of them turned into fish food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 (edited) Piston's Politics: Lib-Dems warm to Tories: I have carefully examined Boris Johnson's mandate and must admit to being pleasantly surprised: Phew! Edited November 10, 2019 by Piston Out of practice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 5 hours ago, Piston said: Piston's Politics: Lib-Dems warm to Tories: I have carefully examined Boris Johnson's mandate and must admit to being pleasantly surprised: Phew! Roops demonstrating the size of the biggest cock she's ever seen to the Royal Society's annual christmas lecture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Roops demonstrating the size of the biggest cock she's ever seen to the Royal Society's annual christmas lecture. I bet you were on display in “Readers Wives” in Fiesta magazine... lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 On 08/11/2019 at 01:31, judgetwi said: You should have listened to that head doctor Marje, all those years ago, when he told you that too much thinking would wear your little brain out. Look where you are now...... spluttering like a mental defective, repeating hopeless stereotypes you’ve stolen from other internet dimmos. Too late now Marjorie.....best stick with your ard Wall mates over the “paddling pool”. 😁😁😂😂😀🤣 What the fuck happened yesterday, Jewdy, beaten by the "watchers" at the "paddling pool". Anyway fuck all that shit, I guarantee we'll finish above them, and probably get in the playoffs. I take it you'll be toning up your Poundland Richard Littlejohn act what with an election round the corner. I'm making a prediction that you declare that "Sir Nige" was robbed by the leftwing shape shifting lizard people, and you can see the curvature of the earth from your Woolwich tower block. There'll also be no mention at all of the international Jewish banking cartel, for obvious reasons... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Roops demonstrating the size of the biggest cock she's ever seen to the Royal Society's annual christmas lecture. Close. It's Roops demonstrating the size of Saltys' daily triple cheese and baloney breakfast sub. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Roops demonstrating the size of the biggest cock she's ever seen to the Royal Society's annual christmas lecture. I loved watchin those lectures as a kid specially the boffin who used to wave his arms around..magnus pike i think his name was..and the big puffs of smoke when he'd put a match to some heap of innocuous looking powder Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I bet you were on display in “Readers Wives” in Fiesta magazine... lol. More like 40+, but close nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 Corbyn, the most seasoned yid hater since Hitler has fucked up on a car crash interview with Andrew Neil, he managed to make prince Andrew look like a pro under the spot light. I hope this is the end for the dangerous, incompetent old fart. The steptoe cunt does not understand basic economics, he couldn't run my car wash let alone a country. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Corbyn, the most seasoned yid hater since Hitler has fucked up on a car crash interview with Andrew Neil, he managed to make prince Andrew look like a pro under the spot light. I hope this is the end for the dangerous, incompetent old fart. The steptoe cunt does not understand basic economics, he couldn't run my car wash let alone a country. Morning Ed. Remind me of the date you arrive in Malé. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Corbyn, the most seasoned yid hater since Hitler has fucked up on a car crash interview with Andrew Neil, he managed to make prince Andrew look like a pro under the spot light. I hope this is the end for the dangerous, incompetent old fart. The steptoe cunt does not understand basic economics, he couldn't run my car wash let alone a country. Ed was your gang involved in the fighting at Star City in Birmingham the other night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Corbyn, the most seasoned yid hater since Hitler has fucked up on a car crash interview with Andrew Neil, he managed to make prince Andrew look like a pro under the spot light. I hope this is the end for the dangerous, incompetent old fart. The steptoe cunt does not understand basic economics, he couldn't run my car wash let alone a country. Ed, I like Corbyn in an "I like Ape" sort of way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 55 minutes ago, Frank said: Morning Ed. Remind me of the date you arrive in Malé. Surely you mean back home for Christmas in Mali? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 4 hours ago, Frank said: Morning Ed. Remind me of the date you arrive in Malé. leaving on the 27th of Jan, although i am looking forward to it, as you know I am EXTREMELY over weight, the T shirt will be staying on unless i can shift 4 stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Surely you mean back home for Christmas in Mali? Somalia ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 7 hours ago, King Billy said: Somalia ? Who knows where our man edd will turn up next. Rumour has it he's actually the man from Del Monte hence his globe trotting antics to the dark continent. And you know they say "you're not a man unless you've had a tan". Who knows how many little eddys are running around the pineapple plantations of the tropics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 Well, that's some exit poll! I hope it's correct, because - all other pros & cons and uncertainties of Brexit aside - I want to see that cunt Gina Miller's greeting face when we leave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Well, that's some exit poll! I hope it's correct, because - all other pros & cons and uncertainties of Brexit aside - I want to see that cunt Gina Miller's greeting face when we leave. She will try to get the courts to rule the result illegal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 I would cheerfully and personally kick seven shades of fuck out of every single over-excited cunt involved at both the BBC and at the various grim North-Eastern polling stations which are currently in a fake-dramatic race to be the first to declare an actual result. Lord Reith must be spinning in his grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 On 27/11/2019 at 12:51, Eddie said: leaving on the 27th of Jan, although i am looking forward to it, as you know I am EXTREMELY over weight, the T shirt will be staying on unless i can shift 4 stone. Will you roll into Malé? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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