Penny Farthing Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 In this case if the bench was somewhere in Somalia I would say that it was OK. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-50211901 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 10 out of 10.........for consistently posting shit. Just exactly what is the cunt here?, because from what I can see, it's you. Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 Pen, you've taken almost as big a kicking as Salty has today. The question is, what do you intend to do about it? If the answer isn't to immediately delete your account and kill yourself, I'm not interested. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 I'd like to find a bench, a good solid wooden one and use a dozen or so nine inch nails with which to nail lady p to said bench. The final one going through its stupid fucking head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'd like to find a bench, a good solid wooden one and use a dozen or so nine inch nails with which to nail lady p to said bench. The final one going through its stupid fucking head. How about hurling yourself into a giant mincing machine instead? lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: How about hurling yourself into a giant mincing machine instead? lol. I would like to put a benchmark on Tim's forehead lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: Pen, you've taken almost as big a kicking as Salty has today. The question is, what do you intend to do about it? If the answer isn't to immediately delete your account and kill yourself, I'm not interested. You still all shuck up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 I saw a little girl sitting on a park bench crying, the other day. I asked her what the problem was? "I had Six kittens and mummy drowned Five of them". She said tearfully. "That's terrible dear. But at least you still have one left", I said, trying to comfort her. "I know" she said "But she promised me I could drown all six". Here all week 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 11 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: How about hurling yourself into a giant mincing machine instead? lol. You'd know all about mincing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 12 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: How about hurling yourself into a giant mincing machine instead? lol. Some hulking darkie will be hurling their monstrous cock up your back passage later no doubt, after they've fisted you into submission of course. Wretched spunk farting homosexual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 11 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I would like to put a benchmark on Tim's forehead lol. I'd like to drop the bench on yours. Spotted any exciting diesels this week? How many worried mothers have you had ushering their children away from you and your suspicious ilk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 16 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'd like to find a bench, a good solid wooden one and use a dozen or so nine inch nails with which to nail lady p to said bench. The final one going through its stupid fucking head. I hate to micturate on your cavalcade Stubb, but can anyone hammer in a 9" nail without going skew-whiff? If you can, you're not the man I married Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 47 minutes ago, Decimus said: Pen, you've taken almost as big a kicking as Salty has today. The question is, what do you intend to do about it? If the answer isn't to immediately delete your account and kill yourself, I'm not interested. I used to feel like this Deco but now view Lady P in a different light. Like that kilogram in Paris, we need an international standard of cuntishness to which we can compare ourselves, calibrate cuntometers and generally navigate the quim milieu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: I hate to micturate on your cavalcade Stubb, but can anyone hammer in a 9" nail without going skew-whiff? If you can, you're not the man I married I'm willing to experiment with a few 100 nails on my tranny-bench suggestion. I'll purposely bend every cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm willing to experiment with a few 100 nails on my tranny-bench suggestion. I'll purposely bend every cunt You know that Amy Dowden off Strictly? I'd fight you to the death for a chance to eat her plops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: You know that Amy Dowden off Strictly? I'd fight you to the death for a chance to eat her plops You know she's got Crohn's disease, you sick fuck? Still not saying I'd let you win, mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: You know that Amy Dowden off Strictly? I'd fight you to the death for a chance to eat her plops I've just been watching Airplane .. that Captain Kramer had the right idea about how to deal with Jehovahs Witnesses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: 10 out of 10.........for consistently posting shit. Just exactly what is the cunt here?, because from what I can see, it's you. Fuck off. I’ve come to regard you as a fucking idiot, and also to regard pretty much everything you post as utter shit. So when you post a gem like this, I am greatly conflicted. It’s a masterful post, that captures, in just a couple of sentences, everything I detest about “it”. You are to be congratulated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 4 minutes ago, Ape said: I’ve come to regard you as a fucking idiot, and also to regard pretty much everything you post as utter shit. So when you post a gem like this, I am greatly conflicted. It’s a masterful post, that captures, in just a couple of sentences, everything I detest about “it”. You are to be congratulated. Good evening Ape .. is there any reason why you are always so bad tempered, have you got piles or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 32 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You know she's got Crohn's disease, you sick fuck? Still not saying I'd let you win, mind. Has she got a bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: In this case if the bench was somewhere in Somalia I would say that it was OK. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-50211901 They're on Google Maps Street View... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 8 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: They're on Google Maps Street View... The old woman is on this bench but I think that her son is sitting of the left hand side of the next bench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 11 minutes ago, Glowworm said: The old woman is on this bench but I think that her son is sitting of the left hand side of the next bench. Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fascinating A spiked park bench has been created by German artist Fabian Brunsing. A Chinese plan to copy a German idea for park benches that have spikes that only retract when you pay cash has caused heated debate. The pay-as-you-sit park benches were introduced in Germany as part of a project by local artist Fabian Brunsing. Users have to pay 50 cents for the spikes to be retracted and after a certain time the spikes come back up again - with a warning tone 30 seconds before to advise that more money needs to be inserted. He said that the spiked bench was part of an art project criticising the privatization of public goods. But now officials running the Yantai Park at Shangdong province in eastern China have reportedly arranged for similar benches to be installed to tackle overcrowding in the park. No doubt Stubpervert has several of these with elongated spikes for his visiting debauched bum chums... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 12 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: A spiked park bench has been created by German artist Fabian Brunsing. A Chinese plan to copy a German idea for park benches that have spikes that only retract when you pay cash has caused heated debate. The pay-as-you-sit park benches were introduced in Germany as part of a project by local artist Fabian Brunsing. Users have to pay 50 cents for the spikes to be retracted and after a certain time the spikes come back up again - with a warning tone 30 seconds before to advise that more money needs to be inserted. He said that the spiked bench was part of an art project criticising the privatization of public goods. But now officials running the Yantai Park at Shangdong province in eastern China have reportedly arranged for similar benches to be installed to tackle overcrowding in the park. No doubt Stubpervert has several of these with elongated spikes for his visiting debauched bum chums... lol. How interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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