Stubby Pecker Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 8 hours ago, Eddie said: Depends, does she have extremely large feet? This might be more your style then Eddo- Massive feet, massive cock and a fair set of tit an' all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 7 hours ago, Glowworm said: Are you an old fashioned millionaire Eric? I've got an old fashioned fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I love the old style photos of yesteryear. A neatly groomed star, leaning slightly and looking into the near distance. Class. Nowadays, it's some fish lipped slapper pouting into her fucking phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: This might be more your style then Eddo- Massive feet, massive cock and a fair set of tit an' all If Jimi Hendrix had lived he might look like this by now. Think about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 34 minutes ago, judgetwi said: If Jimi Hendrix had lived he might look like this by now. Think about that. Purple gays Electric Ladyboy Cross-dress Traffic Foxy Ladyboy The Wind Cries Coo-ee 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Purple gays Electric Ladyboy Cross-dress Traffic Foxy Ladyboy The Wind Cries Coo-ee Indeed, but I prefer “All Along the Watchtower “ and “Machine Gun” for obvious reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 15 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Purple gays Electric Ladyboy Cross-dress Traffic Foxy Ladyboy The Wind Cries Coo-ee Dolly Fagger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Dolly Fagger Hey Joe, where you goin' with that butt-plug in your hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hey Joe, where you goin' with that butt-plug in your hand? Third Bone Up The Son. (I was going to say "Your" instead of "The", but I didn't want any misunderstandings or to give the local torch carrying lynch mob an opportunity to make bogus reports claiming I made a sexual reference about a family member in violation of Rule #12. Would've been funnier, but I have to stay on my toes and keep one step ahead of them.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 19 hours ago, judgetwi said: Indeed, but I prefer “All Along the Watchtower “ and “Machine Gun” for obvious reasons. All Along the Crotch Tower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 28 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: All Along the Crotch Tower. You horrifically unfunny American blow off. Go away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 On 31/10/2019 at 18:47, Glowworm said: In this case if the bench was somewhere in Somalia I would say that it was OK. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-50211901 Saw this bitch yesterday outside the post office in West Norwood, sitting on the ground, paper cup in hand.....”thank you sir, god bless you sir.” Doesn’t beg eh? Which shit in his eyes, soft BBC wanker wrote this bollocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 17 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Saw this bitch yesterday outside the post office in West Norwood, sitting on the ground, paper cup in hand.....”thank you sir, god bless you sir.” Doesn’t beg eh? Which shit in his eyes, soft BBC wanker wrote this bollocks? How much did you put in the cup for her to say "thank you sir, god bless you sir."? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Saw this bitch yesterday outside the post office in West Norwood, sitting on the ground, paper cup in hand.....”thank you sir, god bless you sir.” Doesn’t beg eh? Which shit in his eyes, soft BBC wanker wrote this bollocks? Well, I fucking hope you put your hand in your carers pocket after cashing that giro, Jewdy. I'll presume you're a tight cunt due to your obvious Jewish heritage, but have a little Hanukkah spirit at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 13 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Well, I fucking hope you put your hand in your carers pocket after cashing that giro, Jewdy. I'll presume you're a tight cunt due to your obvious Jewish heritage, but have a little Hanukkah spirit at least. Bashing the same old bollocks Marjorie.......giros went out years ago you dumb out of touch cunt. Most benefits claimants can’t get bank accounts so they get my taxes paid direct into a Post Office account. Try and keep up with the real world you wanker. You’ll be griping about Cannon and Ball always being on the telly next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 18 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Well, I fucking hope you put your hand in your carers pocket after cashing that giro, Jewdy. I'll presume you're a tight cunt due to your obvious Jewish heritage, but have a little Hanukkah spirit at least. 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: Bashing the same old bollocks Marjorie.......giros went out years ago you dumb out of touch cunt. Most benefits claimants can’t get bank accounts so they get my taxes paid direct into a Post Office account. Try and keep up with the real world you wanker. You’ll be griping about Cannon and Ball always being on the telly next. There have been some brilliant long running feuds here over the years and this one is building nicely. Good lads 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: There have been some brilliant long running feuds here over the years and this one is building nicely. Good lads On Christmas Eve we're gonna meet in the Open Corner for a game of football and drink a couple of Jewdy's Special Brew, I'll be bringing some festive skunk weed. We'll then return to hostilities at 9am GMT Boxing Day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 18 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: On Christmas Eve we're gonna meet in the Open Corner for a game of football and drink a couple of Jewdy's Special Brew, I'll be bringing some festive skunk weed. We'll then return to hostilities at 9am GMT Boxing Day. More likely that one of you will wake up on Christmas morning trussed up like Marcellus Wallace with a pool ball in your mouth and the other pounding the life out of your arse. If you’re determined to go through with this MC just make sure you’re not the former. Glad to be of help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: There have been some brilliant long running feuds here over the years and this one is building nicely. Good lads Fuck off you fat tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 4 hours ago, King Billy said: More likely that one of you will wake up on Christmas morning trussed up like Marcellus Wallace with a pool ball in your mouth and the other pounding the life out of your arse. If you’re determined to go through with this MC just make sure you’re not the former. Glad to be of help. This shit is between me, you, and Mr soon to be living the rest of his short arsed life in agonising pain, rapist over here. I'm gonna call up a couple of hard, pipe hitting niggaz to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 4 hours ago, King Billy said: More likely that one of you will wake up on Christmas morning trussed up like Marcellus Wallace with a pool ball in your mouth and the other pounding the life out of your arse. If you’re determined to go through with this MC just make sure you’re not the former. Glad to be of help. Loathsome fucking twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This shit is between me, you, and Mr soon to be living the rest of his short arsed life in agonising pain, rapist over here. I'm gonna call up a couple of hard, pipe hitting niggaz to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. When you’re gone, you’re gone, or you be gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, Frank said: Loathsome fucking twat. Who asked you grasshopper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 29 minutes ago, Frank said: Loathsome fucking twat. 'Glowworm likes this' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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