nocti Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're not fucking wrong, Nocs. What's happening here? Told you mate. Bit ropey weren't she? Forgot about the mullet; sure sign of a fucking bean rubber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 32 minutes ago, Frank said: Possibly the most wonderful thing I've ever seen. Beautiful woman in every respect. I was about 10 or 11 when Grease came out and was absolutely besotted with her. I like you wolfie. Have this... You've gone up in my estimation, Frank. I didn't realise you swung both ways. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I was about 10 or 11 when Grease came out Looks like you peaked too early dickhead. Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm sticking with Daisy. But you like a blonde. If I recall, you were a bit of a fan of Judie Tzuke. Oh definitely. Pound for pound she's still the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 19 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You've gone up in my estimation, Frank. I didn't realise you swung both ways. like my nan's prolapse in many ways then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Oh definitely. Pound for pound she's still the best. She's certainly gained several of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She's certainly gained several of those. I think Wolfie had it covered, Eric. No? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 12 minutes ago, Frank said: I think Wolfie had it covered, Eric. No? I think you might be right. I've fucked that right up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think you might be right. I've fucked that right up. Who are You?. What have you done with Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 "Right you black puff bastard!" said the policeman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 16 minutes ago, King Billy said: Who are You?. What have you done with Eric? What frank wanted, was me to attack him. Agreeing with him really gets on his falsies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think you might be right. I've fucked that right up. Quoting Gandhi again eh Authoritah? You clever bastard. What about some of Jinnah's corkers for a change? E.g. "Not that hindu stick insect cunt again!" when Gandhi popped round for a shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 6, 2019 Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 8 hours ago, King Billy said: I think the Rev Ians back doors were definitely only hinged to open one way. Mr. McGuiness on the other hand, good catholic boy, often pictured in the company of priests and looked a tortured soul with those deadmans eyes of his. I would say the ‘two way’ hinges on his back doors were well and truly worn out. I’ve never met a ’taig’ who didn’t have a tampered ringpiece. It’s the first thing the hospital doctors check when they find a bullet ridden corpse in an alleyway off the Shankill Rd. That and the eyes too close together and the oversized head gives them a good start in the identification process. The peelers can then start checking the list of catholic dole scroungers to see if any haven’t claimed their free British money this week. If ya keep meetin taigs with stretched ringpieces and you've personally inspected them for wear.. id suggest its more to do with the places ya hang around in billy baby..lets just hope this never gets back to yer lodge..they claim to be agin this kinda thing..you'll be asked to decommission yer collar n all badges on it Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 6, 2019 Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 12 hours ago, Wolfie said: Both very nice, but surely this gorgeous creature of that era tops the list: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3_uO5Fa8Oo Brigitte Bardot, Racquel Welch, Claudia Cardinale, Britt Ekland, Sophia Loren; In this age of plastic celebs and hardcore DP jizz fest flicks is seems to me women were a whole lot more desirable back in the day 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 6, 2019 Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 53 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Brigitte Bardot, Racquel Welch, Claudia Cardinale, Britt Ekland, Sophia Loren; In this age of plastic celebs and hardcore DP jizz fest flicks is seems to me women were a whole lot more desirable back in the day Honor Blackman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 6, 2019 Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eddie said: Honor Blackman? Indeed... How about Olivia Newton-John... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 6, 2019 Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Indeed... How about Olivia Newton-John... Dirty slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 6, 2019 Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Indeed... How about Olivia Newton-John... If, by any small chance you're not a raging sausage merchant, I'd have thought Ann Widdercombe would be the only split arse to get your maggot twitching lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 6, 2019 Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Honor Blackman? Surely this for you Edd? Or is it a case of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Surely this for you Edd? Or is it a case of... Is that a young Eartha Kitt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 17 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Surely this for you Edd? Or is it a case of... Depends, does she have extremely large feet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is that a young Eartha Kitt? Are you an old fashioned millionaire Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 Dutch women are tall and have big feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 22 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Surely this for you Edd? Or is it a case of... I love the old style photos of yesteryear. A neatly groomed star, leaning slightly and looking into the near distance. Class. Nowadays, it's some fish lipped slapper pouting into her fucking phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is that a young Eartha Kitt? Yep. Nice jugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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