Ape™️ Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 The extending dog lead is very useful if you have a dog that must remain on a lead at all times, as the dog gets more freedom to stop and start, to sniff and to investigate etc whilst out for a walk in the woods or the countryside. However, allowing a dog to have 6 meters of slack when walking on a pavement, next to a busy road, is spectacularly cuntish. Me and the ape family were within a mile of home, after an uneventful journey back to Gloucester from Salcombe, when a German Shepherd, on a fully extended lead, decided to run out into the road in an attempt to get to another dog on the opposite pavement. Fortunately we managed to avoid running the fucking thing over, as it nearly pulled its owner flat on its stupid fucking face as the line went taut. The cunt never even apologised. Some people are just too thick to own dogs. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape said: The extending dog lead is very useful if you have a dog that must remain on a lead at all times, as the dog gets more freedom to stop and start, to sniff and to investigate etc whilst out for a walk in the woods or the countryside. However, allowing a dog to have 6 meters of slack when walking on a pavement, next to a busy road, is spectacularly cuntish. Me and the ape family were within a mile of home, after an uneventful journey back to Gloucester from Salcombe, when a German Shepherd, on a fully extended lead, decided to run out into the road in an attempt to get to another dog on the opposite pavement. Fortunately we managed to avoid running the fucking thing over, as it nearly pulling its owner flat on its stupid fucking face as the line went taut. The cunt never even apologised. Some people are just too thick to own dogs. You should have driven over the slobbering, brown cunt. Well done for avoiding the dog though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 14 minutes ago, Ape said: The extending dog lead is very useful if you have a dog that must remain on a lead at all times, as the dog gets more freedom to stop and start, to sniff and to investigate etc whilst out for a walk in the woods or the countryside. However, allowing a dog to have 6 meters of slack when walking on a pavement, next to a busy road, is spectacularly cuntish. Me and the ape family were within a mile of home, after an uneventful journey back to Gloucester from Salcombe, when a German Shepherd, on a fully extended lead, decided to run out into the road in an attempt to get to another dog on the opposite pavement. Fortunately we managed to avoid running the fucking thing over, as it nearly pulling its owner flat on its stupid fucking face as the line went taut. The cunt never even apologised. Some people are just too thick to own dogs. “Me and the ape family” is grammatical slobbery and clearly indicates your lowly social position. People like you shouldn’t be allowed into Salcombe. You lower the tone and ambiance. Next time you book a holiday fuck off to the “Costas” or some other foreign shithole to eat your chips n beans. Peasant. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 21 minutes ago, Ape said: The extending dog lead is very useful if you have a dog that must remain on a lead at all times, as the dog gets more freedom to stop and start, to sniff and to investigate etc whilst out for a walk in the woods or the countryside. However, allowing a dog to have 6 meters of slack when walking on a pavement, next to a busy road, is spectacularly cuntish. Me and the ape family were within a mile of home, after an uneventful journey back to Gloucester from Salcombe, when a German Shepherd, on a fully extended lead, decided to run out into the road in an attempt to get to another dog on the opposite pavement. Fortunately we managed to avoid running the fucking thing over, as it nearly pulled its owner flat on its stupid fucking face as the line went taut. The cunt never even apologised. Some people are just too thick to own dogs. A German Shepherd is a big dog. It could have easily overturned your Sunshine mini bus. lol 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 All dogs and their owners are cunts,should have hit the shit machine and dragged its cunt of an owner under the wheels Fuck off 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You should have driven over the slobbering, brown cunt. Well done for avoiding the dog though. I didn't realise Eddie was in Gloucester today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 20 minutes ago, Neil said: All dogs and their owners are cunts,should have hit the shit machine and dragged its cunt of an owner under the wheels Fuck off Dogs are fucking brilliant. You fuck off, you fat, prossie murdering rapist cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 25 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: A German Shepherd is a big dog. It could have easily overturned your Sunshine mini bus. lol Out of likes. I'll try to remember to come back to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dogs are fucking brilliant. You fuck off, you fat, prossie murdering rapist cunt. Woof woof woof. That's my other dog impersonation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: The extending dog lead is very useful if you have a dog that must remain on a lead at all times, as the dog gets more freedom to stop and start, to sniff and to investigate etc whilst out for a walk in the woods or the countryside. However, allowing a dog to have 6 meters of slack when walking on a pavement, next to a busy road, is spectacularly cuntish. Me and the ape family were within a mile of home, after an uneventful journey back to Gloucester from Salcombe, when a German Shepherd, on a fully extended lead, decided to run out into the road in an attempt to get to another dog on the opposite pavement. Fortunately we managed to avoid running the fucking thing over, as it nearly pulled its owner flat on its stupid fucking face as the line went taut. The cunt never even apologised. Some people are just too thick to own dogs. Gas meters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: “Me and the ape family” is grammatical slobbery and clearly indicates your lowly social position. People like you shouldn’t be allowed into Salcombe. You lower the tone and ambiance. Next time you book a holiday fuck off to the “Costas” or some other foreign shithole to eat your chips n beans. Peasant. 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: A German Shepherd is a big dog. It could have easily overturned your Sunshine mini bus. lol *sings - “an ape-nom brings all the ‘tards to the yard”* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: All dogs and their owners are cunts,should have hit the shit machine and dragged its cunt of an owner under the wheels Fuck off well done Nelly, that needed saying. Like 11 million Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 58 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Woof woof woof. That's my other dog impersonation @Wolfie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: @Wolfie? No, he makes quiet farting noises, just like any other cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 19 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: No, he makes quiet farting noises, just like any other cunt. He stinks like a polecat though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Ape said: Some people are just too thick to own dogs. .....or procreate, or drive cars or visit Salcombe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 39 minutes ago, Glowworm said: He stinks like a polecat though. At least he doesn't stink like a ferret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 14 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: .....or procreate, or drive cars or visit Salcombe. Lol lol - you’ve still got it, BigBollox. Liver cirrhosis, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Neil said: All dogs and their owners are cunts,should have hit the shit machine and dragged its cunt of an owner under the wheels Fuck off And reversed six times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 17 minutes ago, Ape said: Lol lol - you’ve still got it, BigBollox. Liver cirrhosis, that is. People like you are about as welcome in Salcombe as a pig in a mosque.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: People like you are about as welcome in Salcombe as a pig in a mosque.... lol. I expect you've fucked a few pigs (literal) in your sordid shallow life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: I expect you've fucked a few pigs (literal) in your sordid shallow life. Pukeape is a receiver - a wide receiver. He doesn’t fuck anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 8 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: I expect you've fucked a few pigs (literal) in your sordid shallow life. Why have got (Bt) in brackets after your name you stupid wanker ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 15 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: People like you are about as welcome in Salcombe as a pig in a mosque.... lol. Mosques are full of pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Why have got (Bt) in brackets after your name you stupid wanker ? Boring twat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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