camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Salty shortly after his big reveal to The Corner that he is a fat fucking disgrace. Funniest thing I've seen in quite some time. Did she say Francis? Is this a pre cancer Fwank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: 'The Ape baked bean roulette challenge' You have to buy a job lot of Tesco own brand baked beans past their expiry date and keep eating tin after tin till you keel over and succumb to food poisoning and eventually die in your mum's attic surrounded by half constructed Airfix models. lol For you, the challenge will be avoiding arrest and imprisonment, for being a weird, sinister little deviant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: I'll cut you, you prick! I'd like to see the prick pull that kind of shit at 10pm in Camberwell McDonalds. He'd end up as 80 Happy Meals. He's just a 2 bob Tom Hardy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: You racist cunt I'm more surprised that she actually peeled the bananas before eating them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Salty shortly after his big reveal to The Corner that he is a fat fucking disgrace. Funniest thing I've seen in quite some time. Instead of innocent animals they could they could use fat sweaty retarded fucks like this for big game hunting in Africa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'd like to see the prick pull that kind of shit at 10pm in Camberwell McDonalds. He'd end up as 80 Happy Meals. He's just a 2 bob Tom Hardy. That penalty kick against the wet floor sign was pretty epic though 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'd like to see the prick pull that kind of shit at 10pm in Camberwell McDonalds. He'd end up as 80 Happy Meals. He's just a 2 bob Tom Hardy. I've seen this sort of altercation regularly in Scottish McDonalds, usually after some vitamin-dodging cunt gets served a quarter pounder with the gherkin still in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 40 minutes ago, Decimus said: Salty shortly after his big reveal to The Corner that he is a fat fucking disgrace. Funniest thing I've seen in quite some time. And to think you accused Salty of not having a sense of humoUr, that's comedy gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Anyway, she's such a little cutie-pie in this video She’s one of the ugliest cunts I’ve ever seen in my life. Pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Salty shortly after his big reveal to The Corner that he is a fat fucking disgrace. Funniest thing I've seen in quite some time. That surveillance camera you had your associates install in Saltys gaff is a seriously high end piece of kit Decs. Let’s hope that once he sees what a fucking idiot he is, he seriously considers the 5 gallon (US) bottle of bleach conclusion to his disgraceful behaviour on Cunts Corner. Shameful conduct that needs to be nipped in the bud immediately. For his sake he’d better hope the cabal don’t ever get to see this video. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is one of Eric Cuntman's training videos for trainee doorman. I'd say it's probably more like @Decimus dealing with his younger sister for getting him a Big Mac rather than a Quarter Pounder as he'd instructed her to. Same level of rage as he displays here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 31 minutes ago, King Billy said: She’s one of the ugliest cunts I’ve ever seen in my life. Pile of shit. You'd cut your left arm off for a chance to nail her. But then again, that's true of anything with a pulse and a warmer than ambient body temperature that's still breathing. And even that's not always a cast-in-stone prerequisite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Ape said: For you, the challenge will be avoiding arrest and imprisonment, for being a weird, sinister little deviant. The jokes on reptile- he's banned from all supermarkets and a tag on his ankle goes off if he gets within 100 yards of the bean isle, amongst other things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 38 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: You'd cut your left arm off for a chance to nail her. But then again, that's true of anything with a pulse and a warmer than ambient body temperature that's still breathing. And even that's not always a cast-in-stone prerequisite. Wake me up when you’ve got anything interesting to say. I can’t stand this excitement any more. ZZZZZZZZZ. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 5 hours ago, Ape said: For you, the challenge will be avoiding arrest and imprisonment, for being a weird, sinister little deviant. Are you feeling ok Ape .. is there anything I can do to help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 17 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I'd say it's probably more like @Decimus dealing with his younger sister for getting him a Big Mac rather than a Quarter Pounder as he'd instructed her to. Same level of rage as he displays here. Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 54 minutes ago, Decimus said: Lol Don't fucking sugar coat it (no pun intended.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Lol Is that the new American national anthem? lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 On 04/11/2019 at 23:01, Glowworm said: Are you feeling ok Ape .. is there anything I can do to help? Die? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Snowy said: Die? Fuck off you dreary puff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 14 hours ago, Snowy said: Die? You've got some fucking nerve rocking up here after jilting me at New Street with only a cold happy meal for company, bin dipping brummy motherfucker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 On 09/11/2019 at 10:34, Glowworm said: Fuck off you dreary puff. I wouldn't use the word dreary anytime soon cock in a frock. Your unending piles of boring dog turds is the reason people scram from this site, theres cunting then theres being a wet drip of a man pretending to be a woman whilst talking about fucking trains your only redeeming quality erm ....cant think no you're a fucking spastic. I'll see you in 6 months when hopefully you've fucking died . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 On 09/11/2019 at 20:51, Stubby Pecker said: You've got some fucking nerve rocking up here after jilting me at New Street with only a cold happy meal for company, bin dipping brummy motherfucker I'm like aids in Africa ,you never know when I'm gonna turn up but expect me, kinda like a real binman really. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 10 hours ago, Snowy said: I'm like aids in Africa ,you never know when I'm gonna turn up but expect me, kinda like a real binman really. You are a real binman. Dopey fucking Wall-E cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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