Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 22 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Was it a documentary? It was a rockumentary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Ape said: On a film set. He’s a friend of Gold Member, a Dutch metallurgical hedonist. Shmoke and a pancake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Since we're on the subject... What did you Brits think of Mike Myers' Austin Powers character and the series of related movies? What was the reaction of the average Brit? Asking anyone who wants to answer. Absolutely brilliant. Clever Parodies, i.e. a henchman named 'Random Task'. Pure escapism, filmed in a gloriously rich colourful manner. They should have made more. There's plenty of Bond films, so no danger of running out of inspiration. Christian Slater's cameo in the first one was hilarious. How could anyone dislike a film that features Liz Hurley in a Lycra catsuit. What the fuck is wrong with Hugh Grant? He had Liz waiting for him in a hotel room, and he pays a hoochie mama junkie with brown teeth for sex. Fucking twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Glowworm said: I would give Renee Zelweger top marks for her middle class home counties English accent in Bridget Jones. I would give Renee Zelweger a kick in the cunt for ruining her natural, quirky good looks, by succumbing to Hollywood fever and making herself unrecognisable with plastic surgery. Fashion victim shitcunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would give Renee Zelweger a kick in the cunt for ruining her natural, quirky good looks, by succumbing to Hollywood fever and making herself unrecognisable with plastic surgery. Fashion victim shitcunt. I’m with you there Eric. She was cute in a genuine girl next door way. When will women realise that a good looking young woman will still be a good looking older woman. And I’m tipping us blokes aren’t the ones putting pressure on women to fuck with themselves. Other women take the blame there. Dozy moles. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What the fuck is wrong with Hugh Grant? He had Liz waiting for him in a hotel room, and he pays a hoochie mama junkie with brown teeth for sex. Fucking twat. This will forever perplex me. I actually want this explained more than any philosophical meanderings concerning our place in the universe. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he isn't a practitioner of countergradient horticulture, as he swiftly went on to throw one up Sandra Bollocks before settling down with some Swedish sort, but there's clearly something fucked about him. Liz Hurley, in that era especially, was pretty much unrivalled as queen of the wank bank. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, nocti said: This will forever perplex me. I actually want this explained more than any philosophical meanderings concerning our place in the universe. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he isn't a practitioner of countergradient horticulture, as he swiftly went on to throw one up Sandra Bollocks before settling down with some Swedish sort, but there's clearly something fucked about him. Liz Hurley, in that era especially, was pretty much unrivalled as queen of the wank bank. She may not have smoked the bat, is the only explanation I can give. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, southerncunt said: She may not have smoked the bat, is the only explanation I can give. Mental if it's true. As lovely as her mouth is, I'd certainly settle for her fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: . What the fuck is wrong with Hugh Grant? Have you got a couple of days? Actually no, I’ll make it the quick answer. HUGH GRANT IS A USELESS CUNT!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Have you got a couple of days? Actually no, I’ll make it the quick answer. HUGH GRANT IS A USELESS CUNT!!! You are by far the worst I’ve seen on here for a very, very long time. Shame on the fucking lot of you for putting up with this insufferable twat. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: You are by far the worst I’ve seen on here for a very, very long time. Shame on the fucking lot of you for putting up with this insufferable twat. George A Romero wants you as an extra you 3/4 dead corpsealike. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 4 hours ago, nocti said: Mental if it's true. As lovely as her mouth is, I'd certainly settle for her fanny. She's still worth more of a fuck than the plastic slags that haunt our screens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 6 hours ago, southerncunt said: She may not have smoked the bat, is the only explanation I can give. Or maybe she was a dead fuck. Some super attractive women are like that. Just lay there like a dead fish. I've heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 19 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Or maybe she was a dead fuck. Some super attractive women are like that. Just lay there like a dead fish. I've heard. I imagine that any woman unfortunate to find herself underneath your heaving fat carcass would be considered a quite literal dead fuck. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 4 hours ago, Frank said: You are by far the worst I’ve seen on here for a very, very long time. Shame on the fucking lot of you for putting up with this insufferable twat. Second worst., Second worst Francis. People in glass houses and all that you fucking Schmiegel in beige slacks, twiglet legged cunt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 12 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: People in glass houses and all that you fucking Schmiegel in beige slacks, twiglet legged cunt. Frank's legs have roughly the same structural integrity as badly overcooked linguini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 41 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Frank's legs have roughly the same structural integrity as badly overcooked linguini. Victoria Beckham would probably think Frank's legs are just too skinny. The only person I know who would make lycra leggings look like flares in fact they look so weak and feeble I imagine he sits down to piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 5 hours ago, Frank said: You are by far the worst I’ve seen on here for a very, very long time. Shame on the fucking lot of you for putting up with this insufferable twat. Never log in again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Or maybe she was a dead fuck. Some super attractive women are like that. Just lay there like a dead fish. I've heard. Sorry Salty. I don't know what was in that 2nd lemonade but it made me woozy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: O'Sullivan v Higgins. Just starting on ITV4. Supermarket Sweep with Rylan 8 O’Clock ITV 2 LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: She's still worth more of a fuck than the plastic slags that haunt our screens 2 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Or maybe she was a dead fuck. Some super attractive women are like that. Just lay there like a dead fish. I've heard. Maybe Salty, but I think I would settle for a wank over Liz Hurley, before I went anywhere near the unwashed fucking monster that he was caught with. It wasn't even attractive under the dirt. If I had his money and wanted to solicit a prostitute, I would plump for Julia Roberts, not Serena Williams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I imagine that any woman unfortunate to find herself underneath your heaving fat carcass would be considered a quite literal dead fuck. You could never even raise the flagpole prior to the invention of Viagra, milquetoast. But you would certainly be the voice of experience on the subject of what it's like being underneath big, fat, sweaty heaving carcasses. Good thing for you that you had the foresight to bring along an oxygen tank on your honeymoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Frank's legs have roughly the same structural integrity as badly overcooked linguini. Just like your perennially limp dick, milquetoast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Just like your perennially limp dick, milquetoast. What's your fucking problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 Just now, Cuntybaws said: What's your fucking problem? Not that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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