Major Cunt Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: There’s no such thing as a homo wedding in the eyes of the Christian Church or more importantly God. Anyone who attends any such celebration of depravity is condoning moral decay, decrepitude and sodomy. Do not attend. Just PM Dusty, Punkers, I'm sure he'll take you as his plus one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Dustyballs said: Just been invited to a "Gay"wedding. I will not be going. Before all the bumbder jokes start. This is all alien to me... Thoughts??? It can't be the first time the groom has pulled out after having second thoughts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Frank said: Oh dear Frank, is this what you are reduced to? A pathetic attempt to lick Billy Boy’s arse. I have noticed your increasing unpopularity on here and it’s a crying shame to watch you struggling like the little cunt in the nursery school who all the other kids hate because you broke their toys and gobbed on them time after time. Still, you can always rely on me Frank, we go way back......i’ll always be your friend. Now, what’s your opinion of the McCanns? I say they are a right pair of cunts. I would be interested in your views me old mate, me old china. Know what I mean ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I bet you have herpees... lol. You have spelled herpes with two e(s) again, plonker. Herpes = no two EE’s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, White Cunt said: You have spelled herpes with two e(s) again, plonker. Herpes = no two EE’s. Actually it does have two e's. He spelled it with three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 Just now, Salty Piss Flap said: Actually it does have two e's. He spelled it with three. Indeed, and it’s the second time around. For a tit with a thorough experience of VDs, it’s a very poor show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Afraid so Panzbaby. That gorgeous creature from Crocodile Dundee, became a bloated monster. Paul Hogan ditched her. Holy fuk..ive just had a look at her..wouldn't ya think she'd take some of that money she has n buy herself a pair of shorts runners n t shirt and a fellah who'd whip her arse up n down the Phoenix park three times a week instead of this cryotherapy bolloxology. Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 (edited) 6 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Actually it does have two e's. He spelled it with three. Only a total fucking moron would deem this comment worthy of a like. Now, let’s have a like look... Edited November 8, 2019 by Ape QED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: Only a total fucking moron would deem this comment worthy of a like. Now, let’s have a like look... Are you feeling ok Ape .. is there anything I can do for you such as calling an ambulance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 5 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Holy fuk..ive just had a look at her..wouldn't ya think she'd take some of that money she has n buy herself a pair of shorts runners n t shirt and a fellah who'd whip her arse up n down the Phoenix park three times a week instead of this cryotherapy bolloxology. Panzermurphybaby Have you ever had plastic surgery Panzer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 9 hours ago, Ape said: Indeed - why should someone so vocally “straight” be in the least bit bothered? Unless there’s something Pukeape isn’t telling us... Is this you Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 @Frank Explain please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 6 hours ago, White Cunt said: You have spelled herpes with two e(s) again, plonker. Herpes = no two EE’s. That imaginary posh school he didn’t go to must get a lot of complaints about the English teacher, and I don’t mean about the obvious problem which has made poor Spunkers the way he is. You would think that in between all the ‘private one on one’ tuition in the storeroom, they could have taught the fake posh boy to spell basic one syllable words. Oh that’s right he didn’t really go to a posh school and he isn’t really a posh twit. He’s just a cum guzzling nancy boy with a weird Catholic Church fantasy life. Probably lives in a battered poofs refuge somewhere and wanders around the place imagining he’s the butler, hopping in and out of the other ‘guests’ beds, having his back passage rammed full of cock 24/7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 4 hours ago, King Billy said: That imaginary posh school he didn’t go to must get a lot of complaints about the English teacher, and I don’t mean about the obvious problem which has made poor Spunkers the way he is. You would think that in between all the ‘private one on one’ tuition in the storeroom, they could have taught the fake posh boy to spell basic one syllable words. Oh that’s right he didn’t really go to a posh school and he isn’t really a posh twit. He’s just a cum guzzling nancy boy with a weird Catholic Church fantasy life. Probably lives in a battered poofs refuge somewhere and wanders around the place imagining he’s the butler, hopping in and out of the other ‘guests’ beds, having his back passage rammed full of cock 24/7 He probably gazed from an angle at his GP’s screen to validate his suspicions that he in fact has herpes. But the memory of blowfish and increased level of stress produced this outcome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 13 hours ago, White Cunt said: Indeed, and it’s the second time around. For a tit with a thorough experience of VDs, it’s a very poor show. Any thoughts about this Dublin Jimmy who fell down the stairs during a police raid at Buxton this morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 20 hours ago, Dustyballs said: Just been invited to a "Gay"wedding. I will not be going. Before all the bumbder jokes start. This is all alien to me... Thoughts??? Well Dusky, I have given your dilemma serious thought all day, and in part, agree with Punkers, that you shouldn't attend. That said, as it is obviously a Christmas 'wedding', I would attend simply to see the happy couple shoving mince pies up each others arseholes on the dance floor. A hand tip: Flush your colon with Brobat when you get back home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 19 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: True, but though she's porked up a little, she's nowhere as bovine as Kirstie. I guess age, genetics and slower metabolism eventually catches up to some people. I guess that shit caught up with you as well tubby? This genetics/metabolism shite is just a piss poor excuse for being a fat lazy cunt. @Cuntybaws has shown me CCTV footage of you and your facebook photos, you disgusting blob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I guess that shit caught up with you as well tubby? This genetics/metabolism shite is just a piss poor excuse for being a fat lazy cunt. @Cuntybaws has shown me CCTV footage of you and your facebook photos, you disgusting blob. Well then post them already. You have my permission. Or PM them if you're squeamish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 59 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well Dusky, I have given your dilemma serious thought all day, and in part, agree with Punkers, that you shouldn't attend. That said, as it is obviously a Christmas 'wedding', I would attend simply to see the happy couple shoving mince pies up each others arseholes on the dance floor. A hand tip: Flush your colon with Brobat when you get back home. Says the cunt who roughly enters the business end of a whole flock of petrified geese on a daily basis. Only the male ones of course, you filthy french homosexual poultry rapist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Well then post them already. You have my permission. Or PM them if you're squeamish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: He's lost a good five stone from the looks of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 22 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Not me, old Stub. Found this CCTV pic of you outside for a bit of fresh air, though... Now I see where the "Stubby Pecker" moniker comes from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good old Stub. Like the middle isle in Aldi; fuck knows what you'll come up with next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 14 hours ago, Glowworm said: Is this you Ape? It looks suspiciously like the cunt in Frank's 'Girl from Ipanema' video, when his Russian fell off his head when drumming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 15 hours ago, Glowworm said: Is this you Ape? That's Pat Roach. Miniaturised and imprisoned in a child's 'Slinky' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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