Cuntybaws Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 Shovel on more dogs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course. Any cunt with a physics O Level knows, that the best way to put out fire, is to supply it with lots of oxygen and dry, flammable material. Don't forget the fire retardant abilities of the polystyrene cement holding the little plastic parts together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Don't forget the fire retardant abilities of the polystyrene cement holding the little plastic parts together Put down the special brew drew and listen the fuck up; this place needs some tard retardant and sharpish. I'm fucking incredulous that old sweats here are sitting on their hands and allowing a cadre of full blown fuckwit, thick cunt newbie tossers to run roughshod over our sacred corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Put down the special brew drew and listen the fuck up; this place needs some tard retardant and sharpish. I'm fucking incredulous that old sweats here are sitting on their hands and allowing a cadre of full blown fuckwit, thick cunt newbie tossers to run roughshod over our sacred corner. Will you shut your fucking whining. Killer, Billy and myself were on fucking form last night, delivering a double trident manoeuvre on both Salty and that foreskin spastic. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Will you shut your fucking whining. Killer, Billy and myself were on fucking form last night, delivering a double trident manoeuvre on both Salty and that foreskin spastic. And if it weren't as weak, limp-wristed and effeminate of a maneuver as it was, I might not still be here in your faces saying "FUCK YOU". 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 37 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: And if it weren't as weak, limp-wristed and effeminate of a maneuver as it was, I might not still be here in your faces saying "FUCK YOU". 😎 This isn't funny. Do it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 51 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: And if it weren't as weak, limp-wristed and effeminate of a maneuver as it was, I might not still be here in your faces saying "FUCK YOU". 😎 How’s the Tourettes treatment going? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 20 minutes ago, King Billy said: How’s the Tourettes treatment going? 'There was a young man with Tourette's fuck shit arse wank bollocks' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 2 hours ago, King Billy said: How’s the Tourettes treatment going? Okay I supFUCK!!!pose. How's the anal warts treatment going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This isn't funny. Do it again. I do and I do and I do for you kids and for what? Heartache!!! Nothing but heartache!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 6 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I do and I do and I do for you kids and for what? Heartache!!! Nothing but heartache!!! Heartache, lets hope it leads to a heart attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 10 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: maneuver What the fuck is this? If this is the best you can do you really are finished on here. Up your game Cunt. Disgraceful, absolutely fucking disgraceful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Will you shut your fucking whining. Killer, Billy and myself were on fucking form last night, delivering a double trident manoeuvre on both Salty and that foreskin spastic. Is this why comrade killa got 48 hours in the cooler? Also am I correct in thinking Foreskin-twat has been binned completely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 32 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Is this why comrade killa got 48 hours in the cooler? Also am I correct in thinking Foreskin-twat has been binned completely? I think foreskin got a week. Not entirely sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 On 10/11/2019 at 21:52, The Beast said: I was asked this question by my son who is doing his A level maths. To complete the job it takes the stated cunts the following: A & B = 2 days A & C = 3 days B & C = 4 days So how long will it take A, B & C to complete the fucking job? Just wondering if you or your sub-numerate offspring ever managed to suss this one out in the end? If not, tell him Fender's looking for a lad to sand railings, £2 an hour and bring your own toilet paper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 On 10/11/2019 at 21:52, The Beast said: I was asked this question by my son who is doing his A level maths. To complete the job it takes the stated cunts the following: A & B = 2 days A & C = 3 days B & C = 4 days So how long will it take A, B & C to complete the fucking job? A has gone back to Poland. B is on paternity leave and C hasn’t been in all week. The drunken cunt’s been on the piss since last Friday. So stick your job up your arse or do it yourself mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 On 10/11/2019 at 21:52, The Beast said: I was asked this question by my son who is doing his A level maths. To complete the job it takes the stated cunts the following: A & B = 2 days A & C = 3 days B & C = 4 days So how long will it take A, B & C to complete the fucking job? I'd go down to B&Q down the OKR, grab 2 of the eastern european illegal cunts hanging around outside looking for work, who'll take two days to do for a century each. And if they complain tell them I'll phone the immigration if they dont fuck off pronto. Simples 😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Just wondering if you or your sub-numerate offspring ever managed to suss this one out in the end? If not, tell him Fender's looking for a lad to sand railings, £2 an hour and bring your own toilet paper. Never mind all that. I think that the issue of whether women, people of colour and the LGBT community have been represented in the demographic of the work force involved, has been sadly overlooked. Presumably, the operatives charged with completing the task, are all Caucasian males. Yet more evidence of racism and white privilege. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never mind all that. I think that the issue of whether women, people of colour and the LGBT community have been represented in the demographic of the work force involved, has been sadly overlooked. Presumably, the operatives charged with completing the task, are all Caucasian males. Yet more evidence of racism and white privilege. Cheers Eric. It’s been staring me in the face. A is an African, B is a Bengali and C is a Chink. The answer is fucking obvious. Lock all three of the fuckers in a refrigerated container and tell them If they finish the job by the time they get to Tilbury Dock, they can have their coats back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Just wondering if you or your sub-numerate offspring ever managed to suss this one out in the end? If not, tell him Fender's looking for a lad to sand railings, £2 an hour and bring your own toilet paper. He did indeed. The answer he gave was 1.85 and more numbers after the decimal point, but I can't remember them. He showed me the formula, not too dissimilar to your working. I was still fucked if I could work it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 15 minutes ago, The Beast said: He did indeed. The answer he gave was 1.85 and more numbers after the decimal point Good lad. 1/(13/24) is 1.846153846153846, equivalent to 1 day, 20 hours, 48 mins, 27.69 seconds, give or take a few milliseconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Good lad. 1/(13/24) is 1.846153846153846, equivalent to 1 day, 20 hours, 48 mins, 27.69 seconds, give or take a few milliseconds. It’s gonna be a cunt trying to work their wages out. I’d sack one of the cunts, obviously the smallest and least violent one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 51 minutes ago, King Billy said: It’s gonna be a cunt trying to work their wages out. I’d sack one of the cunts, obviously the smallest and least violent one. Piece of piss: pay the tiddlywink in yen and dog roadkill, the African in Ebola invested fruit bats and 18 million Zambian groats (50p) and mr Bay of Bengal some firewood so he doesn't have to send his 15 kids into the Sundarbans mangrove swamp to be eaten by tigers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Piece of piss: pay the tiddlywink in yen and dog roadkill, the African in Ebola invested fruit bats and 18 million Zambian groats (50p) and mr Bay of Bengal some firewood so he doesn't have to send his 15 kids into the Sundarbans mangrove swamp to be eaten by tigers Is all this legal? I wouldn’t want any of them to get into trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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