Last Cunt Standing Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7676813/Mother-slams-Russell-Howard-mocking-12-year-old-disabled-daughter.html I don’t know where to start with this shit, and apologies for posting a tabloid link. The idiot fucking council droids spending £40k on a concrete slalom in some shithole Cooncil Hoose garden so the local Neds can whizz about on skateboards between mainlining Skag and signing on. The precious mother who no doubt with the help of Facebook forced the defeated housing department into such a moronic piece of groupthink, then whines when people mock the outcome, pulling the required sad face photo. Russell Howard for being such a cross-eyed unfunny smeghead. Or the Daily Mail for, as ever, preying on the easy targets to create fury among the witless middle class about how fucked the world is to peddle misery and misdirection. Armageddon cannot come quickly enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 You being "the witless middle class"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 Simpsons already dd it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 No-one was laughing at the stupid cunt's disabled daughter, at least not until the dumb fuck mother stuck her picture in all the tabloids. She should thank her lucky fucking stars it was Russell Howard and not Frankie Boyle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 Having read the background to this tale I want all skateboarders (including Stubby and Panzer) to be killed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 34 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Having read the background to this tale I want all skateboarders (including Stubby and Panzer) to be killed. Skateboarders are cunts. Especially the skateboarders who can't fucking skateboard. You've seen them; the twats who keep trying turn but can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 Stupid fucking council. Haven't they heard of platform lifts. FFS we sent people to the moon over 50 years ago and to get a wheelchair from pavement level the council come up with this giant fucking Mecanno set. I think the audience were mostly laughing at the ineptitude of the council. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 I read about this shit a couple of days ago, skimmed over it and thought nothing of it. Then I saw the photo and thought “WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?” I don’t know much about this Howard wanker, other than that he is the usual smarmy, EU loving arsehole so favoured by the BBC but he’s not the cunt here. The cunt is the pen pushing Jock tosser who has blown our money away on this absolute fucking bollocks. How dumb do you have to be to come up with shit like this? As for the mother, instead of moaning about the Howard cunt, she should be moaning about her front garden being turned into a playground for the local druggie trash. Stupid cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 16 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I read about this shit a couple of days ago, skimmed over it and thought nothing of it. Then I saw the photo and thought “WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?” I don’t know much about this Howard wanker, other than that he is the usual smarmy, EU loving arsehole so favoured by the BBC but he’s not the cunt here. The cunt is the pen pushing Jock tosser who has blown our money away on this absolute fucking bollocks. How dumb do you have to be to come up with shit like this? As for the mother, instead of moaning about the Howard cunt, she should be moaning about her front garden being turned into a playground for the local druggie trash. Stupid cow. well if I was in charge Jewdy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: No-one was laughing at the stupid cunt's disabled daughter, at least not until the dumb fuck mother stuck her picture in all the tabloids. She should thank her lucky fucking stars it was Russell Howard and not Frankie Boyle. or Roy Chubby Brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: well if I was in charge Jewdy.. ........how blessed would we be. I reckon a decent chippie could have knocked up a wooden ramp for 350 quid tops. (including the kick back to the Council pen pusher) Even some decrepit old Nazi could have figured that out. Nice Nov 9th I hope, Obersturmbannfuhrer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 I told you that I was going to post an amusing comment .. none of you are laughing now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 14 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I told you that I was going to post an amusing comment .. none of you are laughing now. Thank you Bob Monkhouse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 50 minutes ago, judgetwi said: ........how blessed would we be. I reckon a decent chippie could have knocked up a wooden ramp for 350 quid tops. (including the kick back to the Council pen pusher) Even some decrepit old Nazi could have figured that out. Nice Nov 9th I hope, Obersturmbannfuhrer? I know a Latvian fellow who can do a whole kitchen for a grand Judith. One of the many benefits of freedom of movement, as you know. Those of us in the smug middle class need cheap labour like that to service our Islington lifestyles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 24 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I know a Latvian fellow who can do a whole kitchen for a grand Judith. One of the many benefits of freedom of movement, as you know. Those of us in the smug middle class need cheap labour like that to service our Islington lifestyles. You don’t know shit Bertie. You don’t really expect me to fall into this trap do you? I won’t ask you “how fucking dumb do you think I am?” because we both know the answer. G’day Bertie. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: How dumb do you have to be to come up with shit like this? They're talking about you, Decimus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 6 hours ago, Glowworm said: I told you that I was going to post an amusing comment .. none of you are laughing now. It's just a pity they seem to be as frequent as leap years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 I bet the raspberry fucking loves it in her motorised chair,pulling wheelies and shit,I wonder if Michael Schumacher would beat her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 Is the ramp itself disabled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 22 hours ago, judgetwi said: ........how blessed would we be. I reckon a decent chippie could have knocked up a wooden ramp for 350 quid tops. (including the kick back to the Council pen pusher) Even some decrepit old Nazi could have figured that out. Nice Nov 9th I hope, Obersturmbannfuhrer? if I was in charge, the only retardation would be the brakes in your car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: if I was in charge, the only retardation would be the brakes in your car They don’t let me drive anymore Herr Oberst, not since that unpleasant business outside the mosque. Funnily enough I tried to blame the brakes but they weren’t having it. One of the coppers said “ you can’t go around running down peacefuls, you’ll be wiping out poofs next.” A fair point but I was totally innocent. Straight up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, judgetwi said: They don’t let me drive anymore Herr Oberst, not since that unpleasant business outside the mosque. Funnily enough I tried to blame the brakes but they weren’t having it. One of the coppers said “ you can’t go around running down peacefuls, you’ll be wiping out poofs next.” A fair point but I was totally innocent. Straight up. you crazy old dog Jewdy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 On 13/11/2019 at 16:37, camberwell gypsy said: Skateboarders are cunts. Especially the skateboarders who can't fucking skateboard. You've seen them; the twats who keep trying turn but can't. Just give it time, Gyppo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 It's a well established fact that the only thriving industries north of the border are methadone clinics, counterfeiting valium, and off licenses. I'd like to see that Jimmy Krankie looking cunt Sturgeon try and find the dough for this after devolution. If memory serves me correctly the even more unsavoury cunt Thatcher sold most of Scotland's North Sea oil to the Septics. Is there some grand plan to replace it with Iron Bru. Other than that I quite like the Jocks, the ones from Edinburgh anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: It's a well established fact that the only thriving industries north of the border are methadone clinics, counterfeiting valium, and off licenses. I'd like to see that Jimmy Krankie looking cunt Sturgeon try and find the dough for this after devolution. If memory serves me correctly the even more unsavoury cunt Thatcher sold most of Scotland's North Sea oil to the Septics. Is there some grand plan to replace it with Iron Bru. Other than that I quite like the Jocks, the ones from Edinburgh anyway. Can you still get Buckfast with haggis in most places, so all is not lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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