Penny Farthing Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 I have just watched a 1961 film entitled Johnny Nobody. A tale about someone shouting down a blasphemer and then claiming that he did so because god told him to do so. What a load of god fearing clowns the Irish were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 Right. I feel now is the time to tell you how 'films' work. It's not fucking real you dopey old bint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 8 hours ago, Glowworm said: I have just watched a 1961 film entitled Johnny Nobody. A tale about someone shouting down a blasphemer and then claiming that he did so because god told him to do so. What a load of god fearing clowns the Irish were. Well that was 1961. What’s your uninformed, unwanted opinion of the cunts now? I’m sure some of them must have been on the fucking telly since then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 20 hours ago, Glowworm said: were. are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Joker said: are Take the freak down Joker and you'll be untouchable... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Joker said: are Its is more in the past tense now .. the catholic church in Ireland is buggared and so is Stubby(see what I said there). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 13 hours ago, judgetwi said: Well that was 1961. What’s your uninformed, unwanted opinion of the cunts now? I’m sure some of them must have been on the fucking telly since then. What were you doing in 1961 Juggles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 Here's one for @PANZER MURPHY Maria Bailey TD. fell off an indoor swing in a hotel. Made a compensation claim in which she claimed that she was unable to run for three months after the fall but ran six miles in less than an hour 8 days after the fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Here's one for @PANZER MURPHY Maria Bailey TD. fell off an indoor swing in a hotel. Made a compensation claim in which she claimed that she was unable to run for three months after the fall but ran six miles in less than an hour 8 days after the fall. She’d better hope she can run if she comes round my gaff. Shame you didn’t post a picture of her front arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 13 hours ago, Glowworm said: What were you doing in 1961 Juggles? I was an innocent, anonymous spermatozoa swimming around in my old man’s (Gawd rest his soul) ballbag minding my own fucking business. Fortunately I managed to make it to the front of the queue. A great day for humanity don’t you agree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: I was an innocent, anonymous spermatozoa swimming around in my old man’s (Gawd rest his soul) ballbag minding my own fucking business. Fortunately I managed to make it to the front of the queue. A great day for humanity don’t you agree? What about Ratty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 4 hours ago, Glowworm said: What about Ratty? In 1961? He was the reason they built the Berlin Wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 16 minutes ago, judgetwi said: In 1961? He was the reason they built the Berlin Wall. Top class response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 18 hours ago, Glowworm said: Here's one for @PANZER MURPHY Maria Bailey TD. fell off an indoor swing in a hotel. Made a compensation claim in which she claimed that she was unable to run for three months after the fall but ran six miles in less than an hour 8 days after the fall. Was she trying to escape from Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 On 14/11/2019 at 11:45, Stubby Pecker said: Take the freak down Joker and you'll be untouchable... I am untouchable, I'm a fuckin' Mason! Didn't you get the memo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 On 15/11/2019 at 01:20, judgetwi said: I was an innocent, anonymous spermatozoa swimming around in my old man’s (Gawd rest his soul) ballbag minding my own fucking business. Fortunately I managed to make it to the front of the queue. A great day for humanity don’t you agree? Yer contributions have become more humorous jewdy baby..ya may have noticed i gave ya a couple of likes. Ive just come home from the pub myself ..sans take away though i was playing a gig ..anyway i look forward to tomorrow nights post pub anecdote Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 8 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Yer contributions have become more humorous jewdy baby..ya may have noticed i gave ya a couple of likes. Ive just come home from the pub myself ..sans take away though i was playing a gig ..anyway i look forward to tomorrow nights post pub anecdote Panzermurphybaby “Playing a gig”? Pansy boy? You mean a “jig” surely? I can see you now , scratching away on the fiddle surrounded by gap toothed, wide eyed, pissed up Paddies “prancing like a tit.” How very quaint, how very Irish. Did you roast a hedgehog when you got home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 8 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Yer contributions have become more humorous jewdy baby..ya may have noticed i gave ya a couple of likes. Ive just come home from the pub myself ..sans take away though i was playing a gig ..anyway i look forward to tomorrow nights post pub anecdote Panzermurphybaby 11 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Playing a gig”? Pansy boy? You mean a “jig” surely? I can see you now , scratching away on the fiddle surrounded by gap toothed, wide eyed, pissed up Paddies “prancing like a tit.” How very quaint, how very Irish. Did you roast a hedgehog when you got home? Looks like The Judge isn’t really in the mood for any of the old Anglo Irish ‘Hands across the water’ cooperation Panzy Baby. Don’t give up though. You lot are gonna need as many friends as you can get on this side of the Irish Sea when we stop propping up the EUs finances very soon. The only advice I can give you, me old mucker, is to start stockpiling spuds and change up your next few giros into Sterling now while it’s cheap. Once we’re free it’s gonna take off like bitcoin on crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 Ah jewds is just angry his vote wazna listened to n him having saved all the flyers that were pushed under his pallet..no matter ..a BINO will be sufficient to calm y'all down ..theres too much money at stake to let the numpties have their way...nother gig tonight..been practising two new songs ..mannish by muddy waters n bad to the bone..really gettin to like this set up Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Ah jewds is just angry his vote wazna listened to n him having saved all the flyers that were pushed under his pallet..no matter ..a BINO will be sufficient to calm y'all down ..theres too much money at stake to let the numpties have their way...nother gig tonight..been practising two new songs ..mannish by muddy waters n bad to the bone..really gettin to like this set up Panzermurphybaby Fuck me, we’ll be seeing you on X Factor next, you could be the next Jedward! I’ll definitely be voting for you Pansy boy. I won’t be voting for your fucking BRINO though. Trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 23 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Fuck me, we’ll be seeing you on X Factor next, you could be the next Jedward! I’ll definitely be voting for you Pansy boy. I won’t be voting for your fucking BRINO though. Trust me. I wouldn’t be surprised if Louis Walsh isn’t already ‘looking after’ young Panz, If you know what I mean? fnaar! fnaar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 24 minutes ago, King Billy said: I wouldn’t be surprised if Louis Walsh isn’t already ‘looking after’ young Panz, If you know what I mean? fnaar! fnaar! Think louis prefers veal to beef Billy baby..kind reminds me of the old joke..how do ya get to the Albert hall?...practice man..practice Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 55 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Fuck me, we’ll be seeing you on X Factor next, you could be the next Jedward! I’ll definitely be voting for you Pansy boy. I won’t be voting for your fucking BRINO though. Trust me. Ya think youll be asked again?...yiv done quite enough damage to the establishment thank you very much Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Ya think youll be asked again?...yiv done quite enough damage to the establishment thank you very much Panzermurphybaby We are being asked again, right now, you dim bumlicker. Not quite the same question though Pansy boy . This time it’s Boris’s BRINO v The DDR, courtesy of Comrade Corbyn. All thanks to the British equivalent of Establishment gutter crawlers like you. Hope the strings break on your fiddle tonight you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 Im startin to warm to the boris ..think hes quite an affable fellah ..he'll get BRINO done ..no two ways about it and its a saxophone jewdz baby..all the puffin you do ya could entertain the people ifn ya put somtin in yer mouth...maybe punkers single barrel with a no.6 shot would be a good starter instrument for ya ..only one key to press Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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