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Some scruffy old cunt on television offering free broadband for all. Fuck me let me sign up! 

Somebody has to pay for it and I doubt Google or Apple will!

Would you trust any government with open access to all your data? 

The Tories are offering free broadband, unlimited evening & weekend calls and £50 of Aldi vouchers if you vote for them

Lib Dems offering a free Pornhub gift voucher and a box of man wipes 

The world's gone fucking mad! 

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2 hours ago, Dr Twatmagnet said:

Would you trust any government with open access to all your data? 

The government already has access to all your data, take it from me.

2 hours ago, Dr Twatmagnet said:

Lib Dems offering a free Pornhub gift voucher and a box of man wipes 

If that was one of their actual policies they might stand a chance of snatching Rotherham.

On a semi-related note, I'm actually thinking of voting Labour, now that they've got rid of all their Jews.

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3 hours ago, Dr Twatmagnet said:

Some scruffy old cunt on television offering free broadband for all. Fuck me let me sign up! 

Somebody has to pay for it and I doubt Google or Apple will!

Would you trust any government with open access to all your data? 

The Tories are offering free broadband, unlimited evening & weekend calls and £50 of Aldi vouchers if you vote for them

Lib Dems offering a free Pornhub gift voucher and a box of man wipes 

The world's gone fucking mad! 

Correct spelling. Proper and appropriate punctuation*. Relevant subject matter. 

Newbie of the month. Congratulations. If you kill that foreskin wanker, you're in.

 

*mostly.

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Correct spelling. Proper and appropriate punctuation*. Relevant subject matter. 

Newbie of the month. Congratulations. If you kill that foreskin wanker, you're in.

 

*mostly.

One of the better opening missives, certainly more than my "Ellon John" tirade if memory serves me correct.

Still, get drinking the bleach SpunkMagnetTwat and wood chip yourself at the same time just to be safe

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3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Correct spelling. Proper and appropriate punctuation*. Relevant subject matter. 

Newbie of the month. Congratulations. If you kill that foreskin wanker, you're in.

 

*mostly.

You’ve taken a ‘like’ to our new friend here Eric, haven’t you?

You shameless slut. lol

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5 hours ago, Neil said:

Tell me more about the Pornhub thingy,I may be interested

Too late, Neil.

They only had one voucher, and I used it on my subscription.

 Boner GIF - Boner GIFs

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18 minutes ago, Joker said:

Too late, Neil.

They only had one voucher, and I used it on my subscription.

 Boner GIF - Boner GIFs

Typical. If I had to put money on the one poster to have a GIF of an erect cock, it would be you. Congratulations on being predictable............................and a bender ( probably)

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11 hours ago, Dr Twatmagnet said:

No..... Just a poor man who is fucking fed up with politicians. 

So your the new boy eh?

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12 minutes ago, Foreskincheese said:

So your the new boy eh?

Which is usually not a good thing here. Although, to be fair, he seems literate, which is a bonus. The unanswered questing is, who the fuck are you?

The unloved love child of a brother and sister is a given, but more information is required.

What a shame your mother's  test returned positive for pregnancy and not terminal bladder cancer.

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7 minutes ago, DrCunt said:

Which is usually not a good thing here. Although, to be fair, he seems literate, which is a bonus. The unanswered questing is, who the fuck are you?

The unloved love child of a brother and sister is a given, but more information is required.

What a shame your mother's  test returned positive for pregnancy and not terminal bladder cancer.

My mother died from cancer....thank you

 

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19 minutes ago, DrCunt said:

Which is usually not a good thing here. Although, to be fair, he seems literate, which is a bonus. The unanswered questing is, who the fuck are you?

The unloved love child of a brother and sister is a given, but more information is required.

What a shame your mother's  test returned positive for pregnancy and not terminal bladder cancer.

Reported....again.

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14 minutes ago, Dr Twatmagnet said:

Dr Cunt . I love your response and embrace you my little ray of turd shine.

I am only overweight due to the fact every time I gave your Mum anal she fed me a slice of cake .

Reported.

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9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Rule 12.

Try reading the rest as well you thick yob.

 

6 minutes ago, Dr Twatmagnet said:

Didn't want a peerage lol  unlike some .

 

lol 

No quoting members families you fucking dense retard. Your time on here is limited

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7 minutes ago, Dr Twatmagnet said:

I prefer dense - you clearly picked up the other baton . Sorry I will read the rules ffs 

 

Good boy

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23 minutes ago, Dr Twatmagnet said:

Dr Cunt . I love your response and embrace you my little ray of turd shine.

I am only overweight due to the fact every time I gave your Mum anal she fed me a slice of cake .

She was good like that. She liked a bit of bum love, although she was very clear that anything more than 2 inches smarted a little. I'm glad you both had satisfying sexual relationship.

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