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On 15/11/2019 at 10:28, Dr Twatmagnet said:

Lib Dems offering a free Pornhub gift voucher and a box of man wipes 

Flid Dems are now saying “Vote for us and you can come and finger Jo Swinesoms bumhole” I’ve chopped my own hands off in case I can’t stop myself.

 

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Guest Foreskincheese
8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Flid Dems are now saying “Vote for us and you can come and finger Jo Swinesoms bumhole” I’ve chopped my own hands off in case I can’t stop myself.

 

You pathetic piece of cack

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Guest Foreskincheese
7 minutes ago, King Billy said:

You should order a taxi and fuck off together

Pair of idiots.

 

7 minutes ago, King Billy said:

You should order a taxi and fuck off together

Pair of idiots.

YOUR a dick

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54 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Flid Dems are now saying “Vote for us and you can come and finger Jo Swinesoms bumhole” I’ve chopped my own hands off in case I can’t stop myself.

I've managed to get the first one off easily enough, but I'm struggling with the second? Any tips?

Also, with hindsight, I should probably have nailed myself to the cross before commencing the amputations, and ideally set fire to the cross prior to that too. I'm fucking useless at this killing myself lark.

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5 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Billy, what the fuck have you managed to dig up here? When did the newbie spacker make a friend and why are they both furiously nobbing at your legs?

These two are the worst I’ve seen yet Killer. Add Salty to the mix and you’ve got a ‘Make your own diarrhoea’ recipe. I don’t really want to get involved but I can’t resist a little poke at one of them now and again, just to make sure they’re not Russian Bots.

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3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I've managed to get the first one off easily enough, but I'm struggling with the second? Any tips?

Also, with hindsight, I should probably have nailed myself to the cross before commencing the amputations, and ideally set fire to the cross prior to that too. I'm fucking useless at this killing myself lark.

Three words......’My left foot’

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1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

The cinematic inspiration behind most of Frank's dance routines. 

Frank seems to be more emboldened almost daily Baws. What are your thoughts on him making a significant return? That being entirely dependant on him beating cancer for the 15th time, of course.

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5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

You are very bitter these days Frank.  Is the bad AIDS getting you? Don't worry, you will never be alone.

Skinny fucking faggot.

 

Frank certainly is like a lemon in that way Scrotals, only without of that fruit's redeeming features..

..like gin

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4 hours ago, King Billy said:

Frank seems to be more emboldened almost daily Baws. What are your thoughts on him making a significant return? That being entirely dependant on him beating cancer for the 15th time, of course.

Haven't you heard,Frank has been cured of cancer,they injected him with Parkinson's and he shook it off

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6 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Billy, what the fuck have you managed to dig up here? When did the newbie spacker make a friend and why are they both furiously nobbing at your legs?

Your back i see

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Guest Dr Twatmagnet
20 minutes ago, Foreskincheese said:

Im going now to give the mrs a dam good seeing to while you lot get your thrills on here, you sad bunch of tossers and you know it

have you used a strap on before !

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36 minutes ago, Foreskincheese said:

Im going now to give the mrs a dam good seeing to while you lot get your thrills on here, you sad bunch of tossers and you know it

125 posts in a week (several days of which you've been suspended for) and you're calling other people sad? 

Add to this the worst like-to-post ratio it's ever been my misfortune to observe and I hope for her sake you're a damn sight better at sex than you are at the internet.

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12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

125 posts in a week (several days of which you've been suspended for) and you're calling other people sad? 

Add to this the worst like-to-post ratio it's ever been my misfortune to observe and I hope you're a damn sight better at sex than you are at the internet.

Go away you septic haggis

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