Guest Dr Twatmagnet Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 Some scruffy old cunt on television offering free broadband for all. Fuck me let me sign up! Somebody has to pay for it and I doubt Google or Apple will! Would you trust any government with open access to all your data? The Tories are offering free broadband, unlimited evening & weekend calls and £50 of Aldi vouchers if you vote for them Lib Dems offering a free Pornhub gift voucher and a box of man wipes The world's gone fucking mad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 Good morning "Doctor" .. are you really a doctor? .. we do already have several "doctors" here on site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Twatmagnet Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 No..... Just a poor man who is fucking fed up with politicians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 Tell me more about the Pornhub thingy,I may be interested 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Dr Twatmagnet said: Would you trust any government with open access to all your data? The government already has access to all your data, take it from me. 2 hours ago, Dr Twatmagnet said: Lib Dems offering a free Pornhub gift voucher and a box of man wipes If that was one of their actual policies they might stand a chance of snatching Rotherham. On a semi-related note, I'm actually thinking of voting Labour, now that they've got rid of all their Jews. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Dr Twatmagnet said: Some scruffy old cunt on television offering free broadband for all. Fuck me let me sign up! Somebody has to pay for it and I doubt Google or Apple will! Would you trust any government with open access to all your data? The Tories are offering free broadband, unlimited evening & weekend calls and £50 of Aldi vouchers if you vote for them Lib Dems offering a free Pornhub gift voucher and a box of man wipes The world's gone fucking mad! Correct spelling. Proper and appropriate punctuation*. Relevant subject matter. Newbie of the month. Congratulations. If you kill that foreskin wanker, you're in. *mostly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Correct spelling. Proper and appropriate punctuation*. Relevant subject matter. Newbie of the month. Congratulations. If you kill that foreskin wanker, you're in. *mostly. One of the better opening missives, certainly more than my "Ellon John" tirade if memory serves me correct. Still, get drinking the bleach SpunkMagnetTwat and wood chip yourself at the same time just to be safe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Correct spelling. Proper and appropriate punctuation*. Relevant subject matter. Newbie of the month. Congratulations. If you kill that foreskin wanker, you're in. *mostly. You’ve taken a ‘like’ to our new friend here Eric, haven’t you? You shameless slut. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 5 hours ago, Neil said: Tell me more about the Pornhub thingy,I may be interested Too late, Neil. They only had one voucher, and I used it on my subscription. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 18 minutes ago, Joker said: Too late, Neil. They only had one voucher, and I used it on my subscription. Typical. If I had to put money on the one poster to have a GIF of an erect cock, it would be you. Congratulations on being predictable............................and a bender ( probably) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 11 hours ago, Dr Twatmagnet said: No..... Just a poor man who is fucking fed up with politicians. So your the new boy eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Foreskincheese said: So your the new boy eh? You’re Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: You’re I say your..now go fuck yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 12 minutes ago, Foreskincheese said: So your the new boy eh? Which is usually not a good thing here. Although, to be fair, he seems literate, which is a bonus. The unanswered questing is, who the fuck are you? The unloved love child of a brother and sister is a given, but more information is required. What a shame your mother's test returned positive for pregnancy and not terminal bladder cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Which is usually not a good thing here. Although, to be fair, he seems literate, which is a bonus. The unanswered questing is, who the fuck are you? The unloved love child of a brother and sister is a given, but more information is required. What a shame your mother's test returned positive for pregnancy and not terminal bladder cancer. My mother died from cancer....thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Twatmagnet Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 Dr Cunt . I love your response and embrace you my little ray of turd shine. I am only overweight due to the fact every time I gave your Mum anal she fed me a slice of cake . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 19 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Which is usually not a good thing here. Although, to be fair, he seems literate, which is a bonus. The unanswered questing is, who the fuck are you? The unloved love child of a brother and sister is a given, but more information is required. What a shame your mother's test returned positive for pregnancy and not terminal bladder cancer. Reported....again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 14 minutes ago, Dr Twatmagnet said: Dr Cunt . I love your response and embrace you my little ray of turd shine. I am only overweight due to the fact every time I gave your Mum anal she fed me a slice of cake . Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Twatmagnet Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 FFS what for ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 Just now, Dr Twatmagnet said: FFS what for ? Rule 12. Try reading the rest as well you thick yob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Twatmagnet Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 Didn't want a peerage lol unlike some . lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Rule 12. Try reading the rest as well you thick yob. 6 minutes ago, Dr Twatmagnet said: Didn't want a peerage lol unlike some . lol No quoting members families you fucking dense retard. Your time on here is limited Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Twatmagnet Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 I prefer dense - you clearly picked up the other baton . Sorry I will read the rules ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, Dr Twatmagnet said: I prefer dense - you clearly picked up the other baton . Sorry I will read the rules ffs Good boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 23 minutes ago, Dr Twatmagnet said: Dr Cunt . I love your response and embrace you my little ray of turd shine. I am only overweight due to the fact every time I gave your Mum anal she fed me a slice of cake . She was good like that. She liked a bit of bum love, although she was very clear that anything more than 2 inches smarted a little. I'm glad you both had satisfying sexual relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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