Penny Farthing Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 That the UK is to repatriate orphaned future terrorists children from Syria. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50506909 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: That the UK is to repatriate orphaned future terrorists children from Syria. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50506909 Still reading and quoting the BBC website then, Pen? I'd bet you believed their Jimmy Savile fooled everyone bullshit. You gullible old trainspotting tranny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 No comments yet I see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Still reading and quoting the BBC website then, Pen? I'd bet you believed their Jimmy Savile fooled everyone bullshit. You gullible old trainspotting tranny. I will do my very best to be gentle with you Minor Cunt. You are not very bright are you .. you are uninteresting and lack personality. you lack vitality, you lack an imagination you have no charisma. You lack knowledge .. in three words "you know nothing," you should stick to what you know best .. ie nothing. From this point forward I shall ignore you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: From this point forward I shall ignore you @Major Cunt what an amazing early Christmas present, you jammy cunt. Pen, can you include me in that as well? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 10 minutes ago, Decimus® said: @Major Cunt what an amazing early Christmas present, you jammy cunt. Pen, can you include me in that as well? No .. not until after the Strumpshaw Fen visit next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 25 minutes ago, Decimus® said: @Major Cunt what an amazing early Christmas present, you jammy cunt. Pen, can you include me in that as well? The best Xmas present this place could have is if the cock tucking freak of nature ignored some other things. Breathing for instance. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, Glowworm said: I will do my very best to be gentle with you Minor Cunt. You are not very bright are you .. you are uninteresting and lack personality. you lack vitality, you lack an imagination you have no charisma. You lack knowledge .. in three words "you know nothing," you should stick to what you know best .. ie nothing. From this point forward I shall ignore you This is the first time you've ever made me genuinely laugh Pen, and I should probably commend you for that. Unfortunately for you though the cause of this laughter has nothing to do with your wit and humour, as it's based purely in irony. Every single quality punter on here who's forced to wade through 30 of your daily nonsensical posts and noms, will certainly agree with me, when I say you're above post describes you to a fucking tee... Fuck off. Edited November 22, 2019 by Major Cunt Likes 666, the mark of the cunt, not the beast. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 @©Frank✅ take your blue tick and shove it up your fucking arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 50 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: quality punter On Cunts Corner? Shurely-shome-mishtake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 20 minutes ago, Decimus® said: @©Frank✅ take your blue tick and shove it up your fucking arse. He's had many a household item shoved up his arse, on request of course, so I'm sure there's room for more. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 8 hours ago, Decimus® said: @Major Cunt what an amazing early Christmas present, you jammy cunt. Pen, can you include me in that as well? I'll believe it when the dense cunt makes it to New Year's Day without name dropping me once for attention, Decs. I honestly can't believe how spectacularly thick it truly is. I know British Rail's aptitude test ain't Mensa, but come on, surely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: He's had many a household item shoved up his arse, on request of course, so I'm sure there's room for more. That Dale Winton-esque long streak of piss has had more household items up his arse than Wilkinsons stock... Supermarket sweeping faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 13 hours ago, Major Cunt said: This is the first time you've ever made me genuinely laugh Pen, and I should probably commend you for that. Unfortunately for you though the cause of this laughter has nothing to do with your wit and humour, as it's based purely in irony. Every single quality punter on here who's forced to wade through 30 of your daily nonsensical posts and noms, will certainly agree with me, when I say you're above post describes you to a fucking tee... Fuck off. Nothing worse than a dumb fucking cock gobbler who after all his years of life, still can't manage to pound it through his concrete skull, the difference between you're and your and the proper way to use each. Example: I know I'm wasting my time here because YOU'RE too fucking thick to get this shit through YOUR thick skull. 7 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I'll believe it when the dense cunt makes it to New Year's Day without name dropping me once for attention, Decs. I honestly can't believe how spectacularly thick it truly is. I know British Rail's aptitude test ain't Mensa, but come on, surely. How many times have you uttered those very same words while on the receiving side of a glory hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 (edited) 6 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Nothing worse than a dumb fucking cock gobbler who after all his years of life, still can't manage to pound it through his concrete skull, the difference between you're and your and the proper way to use each. Example: I know I'm wasting my time here because YOU'RE too fucking thick to get this shit through YOUR thick skull. How many times have you uttered those very same words while on the receiving side of a glory hole? You contribute the grand total of fuck all to this site, Septic. Every single poor jibe contains a reference to either glory holes or bum banditry. I'll take it that you're a Bible bashing repressed faggot who spends a lot of time in public toilets? It's also called a typo cunty. Some of us have a lot more to fit into our daily lives than charging reinforced mobility scooters and watching Jerry Springer, while stuffing our fat fucking faces with barbecue ribs and claiming disability benefits. I'd wager a kings fucking ransom that my above post has really struck a nerve with you, due to the relevance to your own tenure... Non entertaining, non entity fat cunt. Edited November 23, 2019 by Major Cunt 12 year old obese Floridian schoolboy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 17 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: It's called a typo cunty. Some of us have a lot more to fit into our daily lives than charging reinforced mobility scooters and watching Jerry Springer, while stuffing our fat fucking faces with barbecue ribs and claiming disability. I'd wager a kings fucking ransom that my above post has really struck a nerve with you, due to the relevance to your own tenure. Non entertaining, non entity fat cunt. There you go again Marjorie.......obesity and mobility scooters. There must be some history there.......did some fat cunt run over your foot in the supermarket? Accidents happen Marje.....get over it for fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 ............this is your last post. Although I think everyone else on here would describe that as excellent news. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: It's called a typo cunty. Some of us have a lot more to fit into our daily lives than charging reinforced mobility scooters and watching Jerry Springer, while stuffing our fat fucking faces with barbecue ribs and claiming disability. I'd wager a kings fucking ransom that my above post has really struck a nerve with you, due to the relevance to your own tenure. Non entertaining, non entity fat cunt. You really must be one dumb mutha fucka if our resident yank is telling you how to write in English. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 3 hours ago, judgetwi said: There you go again Marjorie.......obesity and mobility scooters. There must be some history there.......did some fat cunt run over your foot in the supermarket? Accidents happen Marje.....get over it for fucks sake. You're up early this morning, Jewdy? Just finished a late night shift at the Admiral Duncan, or still buzzing off your tits from poppers and ecstasy? Keep your giant Jewish conk out of this. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You really must be one dumb mutha fucka if our resident yank is telling you how to write in English. Fuck off, Drew. This threads bad enough without your contributions. Spastic wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 If this nom title was followed by the words....."I'm only going to be in pain for a few more days before my major organs fail" it would have been followed by 'Carlsburg don't do nominations on Cunts Corner,but if they did....." Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 36 minutes ago, Neil said: If this nom title was followed by the words....."I'm only going to be in pain for a few more days before my major organs fail" it would have been followed by 'Carlsburg don't do nominations on Cunts Corner,but if they did....." Lol Pray tell, what the fuck is Carlsburg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 14 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Pray tell, what the fuck is Carlsburg? You are either 15 or live outside of .Europe......or live under a bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Pray tell, what the fuck is Carlsburg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Neil said: It’s because you spelt Carlsberg as Carlsburg, Neil. Remember - he’s a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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