Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 (edited) Do you reckon if i made up a sob story i could crowd fund the money to get one of these, along with the money for a years supply of petrol and the money for the tax and insurance? (hint hint if anyone wants to get me a Christmas present!) Edited November 30, 2019 by Erroreptile404 Do you think rich Uncle Frank would get me one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 This doesn’t constitute a nomination, in any shape or form. It does constitute, however, a pile of utter fucking shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: This doesn’t constitute a nomination, in any shape or form. It does constitute, however, a pile of utter fucking shit. I don't see why you have a problem .. surely you could ask him to PM you with his name and address and you could send him "something". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 4 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: Do you reckon if i made up a sob story i could crowd fund the money to get one of these, along with the money for a years supply of petrol and the money for the tax and insurance? (hint hint if anyone wants to get me a Christmas present!) Awful car go for the classic 308 in the back ground, I will bacs over the cash, just send me 100 quid for admin charges first... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 You wouldn’t fit in it you fat cunt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 How the fuck would you manage to go dogging in that you sick cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 17 hours ago, Eddie said: Awful car go for the classic 308 in the back ground, I will bacs over the cash, just send me 100 quid for admin charges first... Looks like a 512 BB to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 22 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: Do you reckon if i made up a sob story i could crowd fund the money to get one of these, along with the money for a years supply of petrol and the money for the tax and insurance? (hint hint if anyone wants to get me a Christmas present!) A beautiful and rare car undeserving of such a wank nomination. I could talk about its dreadful build quality and flaws, and the reasons why I'd still opt for it above the Ferrari 512BB in the background, but I'd rather clear the air first. It's not sitting comfortably with me that you and Pete were communicating via PM. If I have the wrong end of the stick, I will permissively put my hand up and apologise, but I'd really like to know what he said – and why you've never communicated it with Roops (or anyone else) when asked. When you were flagged about it, you instead decided to use the face of a renowned and convicted child rapist as your avatar, thereafter making numerous quips about noncing. Strange indeed. What was said and why didn't you feel the need to be transparent with the details? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 17 hours ago, Eddie said: Awful car go for the classic 308 in the back ground, I will bacs over the cash, just send me 100 quid for admin charges first... You could put your chamois leather in the glove box and bucket on the back seat but where would your ladder go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 22 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: Do you reckon if i made up a sob story i could crowd fund the money to get one of these, along with the money for a years supply of petrol and the money for the tax and insurance? (hint hint if anyone wants to get me a Christmas present!) I’m pleased that you’ve at last found the confidence to admit your natural level in life, fraudulently begging strangers for money so you can finally move on from licking the glass at your local Dacia dealership. I’m prepared to lob a pound in your metaphorical crusty pavement beanie on condition you never post such shit on here ever again, you drink the years’ supply of petrol, and that you acknowledge publicly your sob story isn’t fictitious, you really do spend your free time wandering the streets for unfinished tab ends to suck on between appointments to have your leg ulcer dressed. You are a waste of fucking skin, you Poundshop Tiff Needell. Fuck off immediately. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Looks like a 512 BB to me... Sure does Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 Both wrong it's a 308 or a 328, ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’m pleased that you’ve at last found the confidence to admit your natural level in life, fraudulently begging strangers for money so you can finally move on from licking the glass at your local Dacia dealership. I’m prepared to lob a pound in your metaphorical crusty pavement beanie on condition you never post such shit on here ever again, you drink the years’ supply of petrol, and that you acknowledge publicly your sob story isn’t fictitious, you really do spend your free time wandering the streets for unfinished tab ends to suck on between appointments to have your leg ulcer dressed. You are a waste of fucking skin, you Poundshop Tiff Needell. Fuck off immediately. Oh look you got two predictable likes from two wankers with a chip on their shoulders and one thick non-entity in minor cunt. Spiffing stuff. Hows things in your little irrelevant 35km2 city in shitstraylia that you ran away to, you pathetic guardian reading, snivelling little snowflake wanker. Oh yeah i forgot in backwaters like australia you wouldn't even be able to import this car or even lower it by a few millimetres, what a laughable country LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: Both wrong it's a 308 or a 328, ffs It’s a 512 BB, ffs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 20 hours ago, Eddie said: Awful car go for the classic 308 in the back ground, I will bacs over the cash, just send me 100 quid for admin charges first... Are you kidding me? The Noble m12 is an amazing car, besides i'm not really a fan of Ferrari they're more for total bellends with no sense of personality or class like Gaype or that Last queer standing cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You could put your chamois leather in the glove box and bucket on the back seat but where would your ladder go? I would wrap it around your cock ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: It’s a 512 BB, ffs. You might be right ape, I have Googled the 512, a car I have never heard off, had a 328 for a year or two, horrible to drive, passenger had a cut off foot well at 45 degrees, but I wish I still had it so I could sell it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 48 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: It’s a 512 BB, ffs. Sure is ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 47 minutes ago, Eddie said: I would wrap it around your cock ... Wouldn't get round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: It's not sitting comfortably with me that you and Pete were communicating via PM. If I have the wrong end of the stick, I will permissively put my hand up and apologise, but I'd really like to know what he said – and why you've never communicated it with Roops (or anyone else) when asked. When you were flagged about it, you instead decided to use the face of a renowned and convicted child rapist as your avatar, thereafter making numerous quips about noncing. Strange indeed. What was said and why didn't you feel the need to be transparent with the details? Pete's whole routine was to wind up the usual self important idiots on here and it worked. Just like i clearly wound up you and gaype when i used Gary Glitter as an avatar. Various members on here have PMed me before as well and it's really got bugger all to do with you or anyone else who i talk to and i'm under no obligation to share their messages to me either. If you must know my reply to Pete's message about Greta was "jesus christ" with a couple of emojis after it. Happy now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said: Pete's whole routine was to wind up the usual self important idiots on here and it worked. Just like i clearly wound up you and gaype when i used Gary Glitter as an avatar. Various members on here have PMed me before as well and it's really got bugger all to do with you or anyone else who i talk to and i'm under no obligation to share their messages to me either. If you must know my reply to Pete's message about Greta was "jesus christ" with a couple of emojis after it. Happy now? Stop trying to slither out of it. Your emojis were probably grinning, erect penises. You're a dirty nonce fucking cunt who grooms kiddies via Xbox live. If I ever find out where you live I'm going to publish it online and encourage people to lynch you from the nearest lamp post. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 13 minutes ago, Decimus® said: Stop trying to slither out of it. Your emojis were probably grinning, erect penises. You're a dirty nonce fucking cunt who grooms kiddies via Xbox live. If I ever find out where you live I'm going to publish it online and encourage people to lynch you from the nearest lamp post. Reported. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Reported. Obviously, you fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 18 minutes ago, Decimus® said: Stop trying to slither out of it. Your emojis were probably grinning, erect penises. You're a dirty nonce fucking cunt who grooms kiddies via Xbox live. If I ever find out where you live I'm going to publish it online and encourage people to lynch you from the nearest lamp post. Do you want your baseball and mit for the cooler, Steve McQueen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 2 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: Oh look you got two predictable likes from two wankers with a chip on their shoulders and one thick non-entity in minor cunt. Spiffing stuff. Hows things in your little irrelevant 35km2 city in shitstraylia that you ran away to, you pathetic guardian reading, snivelling little snowflake wanker. Oh yeah i forgot in backwaters like australia you wouldn't even be able to import this car or even lower it by a few millimetres, what a laughable country LOL! You wanna stop name dropping me wanker, or next time I'm slipping your Mum a length I'll kick your bedroom door in then stamp on your Xbox. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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