Trump’s visit shit stirring

[White Cunt]

It wasn’t that long ago, when Oreo visited the UK and told the public how to vote and of the consequences of them going against the grain. Obviously, the pleb stuck two fingers up and voted accordingly.

Now the big wig is coming (just Those pesky expensive Nato bollocks duty) and  will make further threats, should we not play along in his bait and switch trade games. I am reading my sofa and drink cabinet, as the entertainment will be quite extensive.

Meanwhile, Turnip and comrades will deliberately wind the fucker up and the list of freebies for the electorate will grow even more fantastic, just to make the situation even more furtive.

I doubt that Trump, unless sedated, will contain his Tourett’s  , so some fun and games is guaranteed.

[King Billy]

5 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

I doubt that Trump, unless sedated, will contain his Tourett’s  , so some fun and games is guaranteed.

“Fuck, Shit, Bollocks, Trade Deal, Wanker, Cunt”

[Major Cunt]

45 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

It wasn’t that long ago, when Oreo visited the UK and told the public how to vote and of the consequences of them going against the grain. Obviously, the pleb stuck two fingers up and voted accordingly.

Now the big wig is coming (just Those pesky expensive Nato bollocks duty) and  will make further threats, should we not play along in his bait and switch trade games. I am reading my sofa and drink cabinet, as the entertainment will be quite extensive.

Meanwhile, Turnip and comrades will deliberately wind the fucker up and the list of freebies for the electorate will grow even more fantastic, just to make the situation even more furtive.

I doubt that Trump, unless sedated, will contain his Tourett’s  , so some fun and games is guaranteed.

Boris is an idiot, but the Donald makes him look like Harold fucking Wilson.

Having been smart and fortune enough to enjoy social mobility through university (before it became a fucking business) and hard-work. I'll not betray my core beliefs by voting for the fucking Tories, as I honestly believe I'll pay the same or more for less public services.

You cannot save your way out of a recession through austerity. Putting money into the working and middle classes through better wages and jobs stimulates the economy. These people spend more disposable income on goods and services than the top 5% who Boris is looking out for.  Police numbers have been cut to unsafe rates as the statistics quite clearly demonstrate in regards to violent crime. The NHS is at fucking breaking point and will probably be sold to some fucking yank outfit ect, ect.

I'll be voting labour not Corbyn, for me to do anything else would be akin to burning down the house because the curtains are on fire.

Politics - showbusiness for ugly cunts.

[Wolfie]

1 hour ago, White Cunt said:

It wasn’t that long ago, when Oreo visited the UK and told the public how to vote and of the consequences of them going against the grain. Obviously, the pleb stuck two fingers up and voted accordingly.

Now the big wig is coming (just Those pesky expensive Nato bollocks duty) and  will make further threats, should we not play along in his bait and switch trade games. I am reading my sofa and drink cabinet, as the entertainment will be quite extensive.

Meanwhile, Turnip and comrades will deliberately wind the fucker up and the list of freebies for the electorate will grow even more fantastic, just to make the situation even more furtive.

I doubt that Trump, unless sedated, will contain his Tourett’s  , so some fun and games is guaranteed.

Did your ex-wife scribble 'my husband is the most boring, monochrome, uninspiring blow-off I have ever suffered' on them before taking her own life?

[Penny Farthing]

1 hour ago, White Cunt said:

It wasn’t that long ago, when Oreo visited the UK and told the public how to vote and of the consequences of them going against the grain. Obviously, the pleb stuck two fingers up and voted accordingly.

Now the big wig is coming (just Those pesky expensive Nato bollocks duty) and  will make further threats, should we not play along in his bait and switch trade games. I am reading my sofa and drink cabinet, as the entertainment will be quite extensive.

Meanwhile, Turnip and comrades will deliberately wind the fucker up and the list of freebies for the electorate will grow even more fantastic, just to make the situation even more furtive.

I doubt that Trump, unless sedated, will contain his Tourett’s  , so some fun and games is guaranteed.

You okay Whitey?

[Guest judgetwi]

Fortunately the half wit woke Prince and Princess are on a six week break , after their exhaustive work schedule, so won’t have the embarrassment of having to meet the Great Dictator. Air miles, of course, hasn’t even been invited as  the Orange Man only fucked porn stars not underage girls. 

Thank fuck we have the wonderful Suckdick Khunt to lead the crusade against the blonde Hitler. Expect much weeping and crying from trust funded, dolphin tattooed , latte slurping, save the fucking planet middle class wankers who have never done a days work in their lives. 

Useless cunts.

[White Cunt]

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

Did your ex-wife scribble 'my husband is the most boring, monochrome, uninspiring blow-off I have ever suffered' on them before taking her own life?

Not since I cancelled my life insurance.

[White Cunt]

41 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

You okay Whitey?

Another glass and just dandy...

[Penny Farthing]

20 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Fortunately the half wit woke Prince and Princess are on a six week break , after their exhaustive work schedule, so won’t have the embarrassment of having to meet the Great Dictator. Air miles, of course, hasn’t even been invited as  the Orange Man only fucked porn stars not underage girls. 

Thank fuck we have the wonderful Suckdick Khunt to lead the crusade against the blonde Hitler. Expect much weeping and crying from trust funded, dolphin tattooed , latte slurping, save the fucking planet middle class wankers who have never done a days work in their lives. 

Useless cunts.

Good evening Judge Babes.

[Jiggerycock]

"You cannot save your way out of a recession through austerity. Putting money into the working and middle classes through better wages and jobs stimulates the economy".

Won't stimulating the economy upset St Greta and the Extinction Rebellion fuckwits who want a return to the Stone Age?

[Stubby Pecker]

10 hours ago, White Cunt said:

Another glass and just dandy...

Make it a broken pint glass you can shove in pens stupid fucking face. 

[Penny Farthing]

4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Make it a broken pint glass you can shove in pens stupid fucking face. 

Stubbles you sad little cunt do you have another record rather than fixating on my not so good (or bad) self?

[Cuntybaws]

3 hours ago, Glowworm said:

Stubbles you sad little cunt do you have another record rather than fixating on my not so good (or bad) self?

That's a somewhat ironic observation coming from someone who mentions "beans" more often than the Marketing department at Heinz.

[Penny Farthing]

31 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

That's a somewhat ironic observation coming from someone who mentions "beans" more often than the Marketing department at Heinz.

Baws you are nothing but jaws.

[Stubby Pecker]

33 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

That's a somewhat ironic observation coming from someone who mentions "beans" more often than the Marketing department at Heinz.

Double irony McBaws as I'd like to get a catering sized tin of Heinz 57 and smash the cunt repeatedly over "lady" pens dandruff and boil riddled cranium. 

What japes

[Cuntybaws]

3 hours ago, Glowworm said:

Baws you are nothing but jaws.

Oh, I don't know, I reckon my bite is definitely worse than my bark.

[camberwell gypsy]

20 hours ago, White Cunt said:

It wasn’t that long ago, when Oreo visited the UK and told the public how to vote and of the consequences of them going against the grain. Obviously, the pleb stuck two fingers up and voted accordingly.

Now the big wig is coming (just Those pesky expensive Nato bollocks duty) and  will make further threats, should we not play along in his bait and switch trade games. I am reading my sofa and drink cabinet, as the entertainment will be quite extensive.

Meanwhile, Turnip and comrades will deliberately wind the fucker up and the list of freebies for the electorate will grow even more fantastic, just to make the situation even more furtive.

I doubt that Trump, unless sedated, will contain his Tourett’s  , so some fun and games is guaranteed.

"I am reading my sofa and drink cabinet". Novelty furniture.

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

"I am reading my sofa and drink cabinet". Novelty furniture.

Well, you read palms, tea leaves, and glass balls. You're in no position to criticise.

[camberwell gypsy]

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Well, you read palms, tea leaves, and glass balls. You're in no position to criticise.

My cousin reads metres 

[Eric Cuntman]

5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

My cousin reads metres 

He must be a surveyor.

[Penny Farthing]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Oh, I don't know, I reckon my bite is definitely worse than my bark.

You're canned aren't you?

[White Cunt]

On 02/12/2019 at 21:24, Major Cunt said:

Boris is an idiot, but the Donald makes him look like Harold fucking Wilson.

Having been smart and fortune enough to enjoy social mobility through university (before it became a fucking business) and hard-work. I'll not betray my core beliefs by voting for the fucking Tories, as I honestly believe I'll pay the same or more for less public services.

You cannot save your way out of a recession through austerity. Putting money into the working and middle classes through better wages and jobs stimulates the economy. These people spend more disposable income on goods and services than the top 5% who Boris is looking out for.  Police numbers have been cut to unsafe rates as the statistics quite clearly demonstrate in regards to violent crime. The NHS is at fucking breaking point and will probably be sold to some fucking yank outfit ect, ect.

I'll be voting labour not Corbyn, for me to do anything else would be akin to burning down the house because the curtains are on fire.

Politics - showbusiness for ugly cunts.

Just to point out the obvious - Turnip is the current leader of the labour party, just like anyone voting Tories, will automatically confirm Boris as the elected prime minister, not just a tumble weed falling off of Maybot's cart. Boris' getting into bed with Trump and US mega vultures will provide further means of ripping off the UK public healthcare monopoly, which with all it's faults, keeps costs of medicines and treatments in check. Handing it over bit by bit, would be a fiasco on a huge scale,  pushing a lot of people to poverty levels experienced by the working class in the US. As much as I despise all the fat fucks, winoes and other liability pleb who pump the costs up sky high by their own self-neglect and those retired old decrepits who want to live for ever - no matter what cost it is to the system, the NHS should be off the table for any talks with any foreign or domestic cunts.

The UK has trade balance with Yanks, so we should tell the Orange where to stick a beautiful deal.

Just for those cunts unaware of labour's  proposed (incoming) changes to UK inheritance laws - the tax-free allowance is going down to £ 125,000 per parent.

I have bought my house with my after-tax income and never speculated on the housing market. Leaving my home to my kids or grand kids, just as a place to live, should not carry any tax liability. A three bedroom house is not a rich man's mansion, ffs.  The inflated prices of properties - courtesy of new labour deregulating banking even further, effectively encouraging speculation plus lack of a system, which would put an end to homes being sold to foreign "investors", has created the banking and housing fiasco; one that the potential new labour wants to continue, not change.

Watch out for those pesky negative interest rates on your savings. They may come sooner than you think.

[Major Cunt]

On 03/12/2019 at 09:09, Jiggerycock said:

"You cannot save your way out of a recession through austerity. Putting money into the working and middle classes through better wages and jobs stimulates the economy".

Won't stimulating the economy upset St Greta and the Extinction Rebellion fuckwits who want a return to the Stone Age?

Fuck em, Jiggers. I have my own thoughts upon climate change, being that a large percentage of what's passed of as scientific research is actually bollocks. This planet has gone through thousands of warning and cooling cycles over its lifetime, and carbon dioxide is not the main culprit, but other unpleasant burned toxins probably are. 

"St Greta" and the rest of the trustafarian cunts can fuck right off aswell, as I'd wager these wankers have a reasonable sized carbon footprint, what with all the poor quality skunk and ethnically sustainable Kingskins they blaze 

Let's sort out the conversation of rainforests and the oceans as first priority.

Bob Geldof's a cunt too.

[ratcum]

1 hour ago, Major Cunt said:

Fuck em, Jiggers. I have my own thoughts upon climate change, being that a large percentage of what's passed of as scientific research is actually bollocks. This planet has gone through thousands of warning and cooling cycles over its lifetime, and carbon dioxide is not the main culprit, but other unpleasant burned toxins probably are. 

"St Greta" and the rest of the trustafarian cunts can fuck right off aswell, as I'd wager these wankers have a reasonable sized carbon footprint, what with all the poor quality skunk and ethnically sustainable Kingskins they blaze 

Let's sort out the conversation of rainforests and the oceans as first priority.

Bob Geldof's a cunt too.

the earth will survive anything MC. Mankind is only looking at things from a species-centric point of view. "Oh we'll miss the magnificent tiger and the cutesy polar bears etc blah blah blah."

We ourselves will die out but there's plenty of other critters that will simply piss themselves laughing at our demise. That @Eric Cuntman  and his odious commensals will no doubt crawl out from under a rock somewhere and resume their doleful existence  

[Penny Farthing]

Scousers will inherit the earth 

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