Exercise bike cunts

[Frank]

12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Man proposes, God disposes.

Just remember, if I wanted you dead, you’d be dead.

Do you remember that awful joke I made about your poor wife?.....’Cuntybaws missus is so skinny, her tits are in single file’. The very next day you sent ‘walnut-a-head’ to my 12 year-old daughter’s school email address. 

[ratcum]

10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

My mommy always said there were no monsters, no real ones... but there are.

I look closely at their names CB. Even if they change them, there's often still a discernible 'stem'. So Mr Leon Monster might be called Mr. Leon Mons.

Some have their trade subsumed into their surname, for example, Mr Stab or Mr Strangle.

[Cuntybaws]

12 minutes ago, Frank said:

Do you remember that awful joke I made about your poor wife?.....’Cuntybaws missus is so skinny, her tits are in single file’. The very next day you sent ‘walnut-a-head’ to my 12 year-old daughter’s school email address. 

[Penny Farthing]

3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Fucking hell, Marianne Faithfull looks rough. 

Actually that's how Twinkle looks now.

[Cuntybaws]

16 minutes ago, ratcum said:

I look closely at their names CB. Even if they change them, there's often still a discernible 'stem'.

"Philip Green possesses an appearance so darkly befitting a caricature that one might see it, like the stripes of a wasp, as a warning from Nature itself."

[King Billy]

24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

"Philip Green possesses an appearance so darkly befitting a caricature that one might see it, like the stripes of a wasp, as a warning from Nature itself."

Some say that Philip Green was the inspiration for Mr. Burns.

[Guest Salty Piss Flap]

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Baws once hacked the webcam on my phone and sent a photo of my living room wallpaper to my private email, which he had no way of knowing. 

You can update your internet security.. but it won't make any difference. He mostly comes at night.. mostly.

That's it??? I'm supposed to be worried that he might hack my Webcam?? 🤣

Big deal. Let him do it. I don't do anything in front of my computer to be embarrassed about.

I'll be looking for the picture.

[White Cunt]

On 03/12/2019 at 21:36, Eddie said:

Better on a exercise bike than clogging up the road riding 3 across, all cyclist are cunts full stop.

And very hard to scratch out from treads.

[King Billy]

7 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

. I don't do anything in front of my computer to be embarrassed about.

Breathing???

[ratcum]

11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

"Philip Green possesses an appearance so darkly befitting a caricature that one might see it, like the stripes of a wasp, as a warning from Nature itself."

In Linnaean classification it's known as the type species, the one most typical of the group. Gorilla gorilla for instance is the most gorillary of the gorillas.

[Penny Farthing]

2 minutes ago, ratcum said:

In Linnaean classification it's known as the type species, the one most typical of the group. Gorilla gorilla for instance is the most gorillary of the gorillas.

Bufo bufo

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Glowworm said:

Bufo bufo

Chupa chups

[Penny Farthing]

16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Chupa chups

Stop smoking, start sucking.

[Guest Salty Piss Flap]

7 hours ago, King Billy said:

Breathing???

I respire oxygen with great pride.

And even greater gratitude.

[Guest Erroreptile404]

6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Chupa chups

Domo Domo

[Cuntybaws]

9 hours ago, ratcum said:

In Linnaean classification it's known as the type species, the one most typical of the group. Gorilla gorilla for instance is the most gorillary of the gorillas.

You'd better not be trying to tempt me into a Serena Williams joke, you naughty little Ratster!

[ratcum]

21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

You'd better not be trying to tempt me into a Serena Williams joke, you naughty little Ratster!

I wouldn't dream of it CB. I bet you've never seen Kenneth Kaunda and the old black and white King Kong at the same time. Uncanny. 

[Cuntybaws]

Kenneth Williams, maybe.

[Cuntybaws]

On 06/12/2019 at 01:07, Salty Piss Flap said:

That's it??? I'm supposed to be worried that he might hack my Webcam?? 🤣

Big deal. Let him do it. I don't do anything in front of my computer to be embarrassed about.

I'll be looking for the picture.

The webcam's the least of your worries if someone's owned your GPS, your bank accounts, and your email. Don't you watch Mr Robot? That shit's real, you know.

[Guest Salty Piss Flap]

3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

The webcam's the least of your worries if someone's owned your GPS, your bank accounts, and your email. Don't you watch Mr Robot? That shit's real, you know.

I don't have a GPS or even a cell phone, "smart", "flip" or otherwise.

But I'm still waiting for PM containing an unflattering, badly lit picture of myself unkempt and peering downward toward my tablet screen.

Or you can email it to me, assuming you can determine my email address. 

I have a secondary "throw-away" email address on file with my CC account.

[Cuntybaws]

11 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

I don't have a GPS or even a cell phone, "smart", "flip" or otherwise.

But I'm still waiting for PM containing an unflattering, badly lit picture of myself unkempt and peering downward toward my tablet screen.

Here's a screen grab from last night, taken while you were watching "Keeping Up Appearances".

[Penny Farthing]

2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Here's a screen grab from last night, taken while you were watching "Keeping Up Appearances"

Have you got one of those rowing machines Baws?

[Guest Salty Piss Flap]

21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Here's a screen grab from last night, taken while you were watching "Keeping Up Appearances".

Thaaaaat Hyacinth.....   

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Here's a screen grab from last night, taken while you were watching "Keeping Up Appearances".

I wondered what had happened to that queer cunt off of the airport documentary series. 

Apparently 12.000 calories a day happened to him.

[Penny Farthing]

Spare a thought for the poor cunts who are forced to walk around in shorts in this very cold weather so that other cunts can see the tats. on their legs.