Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: He just needs one of these. They can also be used to open canned food. That's a Ghanaian piss-flap fucker-upper. Don't let Ratty see it. It'll start him on one of his FGM episodes. That man can't resist a neatly lopped labia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's a Ghanaian piss-flap fucker-upper. Don't let Ratty see it. It'll start him on one of his FGM episodes. That man can't resist a neatly lopped labia. I’ve just found one in the kitchen drawer. I think my missus might be a back street abortionist. She’s been acting a bit suspiciously for a while. I’m gonna check the bin before she gets back from her cage fighting class. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Surprisingly tricky in a hammock, as you form a natural V shape with your groin rather confined. Plus any repetitive movement risks resonance, collapse, and rather difficult to explain entanglement. Sex in a hammock on the other hand, is highly recommended. Wank talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 10 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Wank talk. I love that radio station. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I love that radio station. I think Judge is missing Marje. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 27 minutes ago, King Billy said: I think Judge is missing Marje. He's probably making the mistake of squeezing the trigger when either inhaling or exhaling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 On 04/12/2019 at 15:00, Last Cunt Standing said: Ricky Gervais’ is clearly a wannabe CC member. His line “Outrageous that a Gyno won’t check a woman’s cock for Ovarian cancer, I mean what if her Balls were pregnant, she could lose the baby!” Might be the funniest thing I’ve seen since August. Did you see his recent Golden Globes outing? Don't like the fucker usually, but some of those fucking faces in the crowd are priceless: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 10 hours ago, Roadkill said: Did you see his recent Golden Globes outing? Don't like the fucker usually, but some of those fucking faces in the crowd are priceless: He’d clearly had his wings clipped though. Dame Elton John was a target that got away, Eddie Murphy sat lips-pursed throughout, and Tom Cruise was so busy chasing Thetans he forgot to turn up. He could have really torched ‘em if he’d been allowed. James Corden joke was unfairly overshadowed by his Dame Judi one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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