Guest judgetwi Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 53 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I've got a booking to do the photography at a wedding in Acle in April .. any ideas of a good hotel for a couple of nights? The wedding photography business must be highly profitable if you can stay in a hotel for two nights and still make money. By the way, there are a lot of self important people at any wedding but the photographer isn’t one of them. Get over yourself for fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 4 hours ago, White Cunt said: Japs were Asian last time I looked. I always referred to them as "oriental" but some middle class white cunt told me it was racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Me and roops have a thing stubbs based on sex, and sex only, do not concern yourself. It's Roops & I, Eddie, though I doubt I could shift a second-hand car as quickly as you. Nouveau riche cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 45 minutes ago, judgetwi said: The wedding photography business must be highly profitable if you can stay in a hotel for two nights and still make money. By the way, there are a lot of self important people at any wedding but the photographer isn’t one of them. Get over yourself for fucks sake. How does somebody who blames their cornucopia of typos and grammatical errors on poor eyesight, work as a photographer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 53 minutes ago, judgetwi said: The wedding photography business must be highly profitable if you can stay in a hotel for two nights and still make money. By the way, there are a lot of self important people at any wedding but the photographer isn’t one of them. Get over yourself for fucks sake. Don't be so gullible. The only 'wedding' bookings the old queen gets these days are for civil partnership hen & stag nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 6 hours ago, Roadkill said: All this feuding shit is getting boring now. @Eric Cuntman you're top dog, fix this. Do a nom or something. I've laid down some subtle and cleverly nuanced nuggets of comedy gold in the last week RK. Which have gone largely unnoticed by most. It's pointless feeding cherries to pigs when they're happy with shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How does somebody who blames their cornucopia of typos and grammatical errors on poor eyesight, work as a photographer? You have forgotten that she also has hearing problems. Presumably when they tell her to fuck off she just keeps snapping away like the professional she is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 8 hours ago, Glowworm said: I've got a booking to do the photography at a wedding in Acle in April .. any ideas of a good hotel for a couple of nights? I've often looked back on my own wedding photos and thought that they would have been vastly improved if they were taken by a half blind, mad tranny cunt. What captures a beautiful moment more than a big fucking hairy finger obscuring half the picture? On the off chance that you really are ruining some poor cunt's big day, my recommendation is that you bed down for the night face first in the middle of the A47. Fucking vile abominable cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: You have forgotten that she also has hearing problems. Presumably when they tell her to fuck off she just keeps snapping away like the professional she is. My eyesight isn't all that bad Juggles .. you not heard a glasses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, Glowworm said: My eyesight isn't all that bad Juggles .. you not heard a glasses? Oh "Mrs" Pen, you've done it again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Oh "Mrs" Pen, you've done it again! I have just done a discrete engagement shoot for Brian and Gregor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: The wedding photography business must be highly profitable if you can stay in a hotel for two nights and still make money. By the way, there are a lot of self important people at any wedding but the photographer isn’t one of them. Get over yourself for fucks sake. £1000 plus for some jobs (not that I get any of those) but one way to make the bill look smaller than it actually will be at the end is to put (plus expenses). If I am £400 up at the end I will be happy .. better than Eric's £95 a night to stand out in the cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 13 hours ago, Decimus said: Well, you know what it's like to be a man, albeit it a degenerate one with a mental illness that causes you to believe you're a female stuck in a male's body. And you definitely know what it's like to be angry, as you've been rattling for days now and responding to every dig, no matter how slight. As for being little, at 6'4 with a back as wide as a Ford Mondeo, you haven't got much experience in that area. Neither have I, unfortunately, so I suggest that you save it up along with all your other stupid and fucking inane questions, and ask whoever you're spending Christmas with. Which will be nobody. Goodnight, freak. I think poor old pen must be almost completely housebound with its unprecedented posting rate. I'm wager it responds to approx. 75% of my posts as it does with yours but what the stupid fucking childless spastic can't work out is that I've blocked its bullshit comments so unless some poor bastard feels the need to quote it, I never read them. Its almost worth reporting every post as trolling but we all know the toothless fuckers at admin give not a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 @Witheredscrote you obnoxious little weed, I'm going to smash your teeth down your fucking throat at the Xmas party unless you up your game significantly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 23 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: @Witheredscrote you obnoxious little weed, I'm going to smash your teeth down your fucking throat at the Xmas party unless you up your game significantly Stubby, next time you see a 6' 5" tall bloke with fists the size of a football I want you to go up to him smile, and then ask him if he "tucks his one meat and three veg". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: Ooooh Bertie Big Bollocks has been on one of those new fangled flying machines and wants everyone to know it. Where have you been Bertie? In LA fucking some Hollywood starlet? In Berlin tying up some multi million Euro business deal? They seek him here, they seek him there. Come on Bertie, you know you want to tell us and we are all so impressed by your jet set life style. Fucking prick. 🤡 Was I talking to you, you stupid Cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 57 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Stubby, next time you see a 6' 5" tall bloke with fists the size of a football I want you to go up to him smile, and then ask him if he "tucks his one meat and three veg". I strongly suspect Stubbs has no desire to meet you, Dave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 8 hours ago, Decimus said: I've often looked back on my own wedding photos and thought that they would have been vastly improved if they were taken by a half blind, mad tranny cunt. What captures a beautiful moment more than a big fucking hairy finger obscuring half the picture? On the off chance that you really are ruining some poor cunt's big day, my recommendation is that you bed down for the night face first in the middle of the A47. Fucking vile abominable cunt. The only thing that would have vastly improved your wedding photos is if the animal catchers from the zoo had arrived in time to remove you and the bride from the premises prior to them being taken... Fucking vile abominable simian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: The only thing that would have vastly improved your wedding photos is if the animal catchers from the zoo had arrived in time to remove you and the bride from the premises prior to them being taken... Fucking vile abominable simian. Shut up, you thick fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Shut up, you thick fucking cunt. What a devastating comeback!!! I'll never recover from it. 🤣 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 13 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: What a devastating comeback!!! I'll never recover from it. 🤣 😎 Shit up, you thick fucking cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 9 hours ago, Decimus said: I've often looked back on my own wedding photos and thought that they would have been vastly improved if they were taken by a half blind, mad tranny cunt. But unfortunately they were busy...........being the bride. Boom! Boom! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: The only thing that would have vastly improved your wedding photos is if the animal catchers from the zoo had arrived in time to remove you and the bride from the premises prior to them being taken... Fucking vile abominable simian. That’s Trump’s wedding surely? I’d recognise that hair style anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: But unfortunately they were busy...........being the bride. Boom! Boom! I'll give you this, Drew, that was certainly better than the shite that Salty came up with. I'm talking comparatively of course, but who would have thought a year ago that your posts would one day be in the top 5% on here in terms of wit and humour? I certainly fucking didn't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'll give you this, Drew, that was certainly better than the shite that Salty came up with. I'm talking comparatively of course, but who would have thought a year ago that your posts would one day be in the top 5% on here in terms of wit and humour? I certainly fucking didn't. Never mind all that shit. I want to know how someone who has repeatedly claimed that their eyesight is only slightly north of Helen Keller's, manages to work as a professional photographer. At least Stephen Hawking never claimed to be a professional footballer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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