Major Cunt Posted December 6, 2019 Report Share Posted December 6, 2019 4 hours ago, Frank said: MC I tend to choose my battles carefully on here. I know my limitations. Your inability to comprehend basic grammar gives me the confidence to fuck you over in any subject you choose. Shall we start with of and off? We've done this once or twice before, Francis, and every single time you've come off a poor second. If you're resulting to the grammar attack of the rattled simpleton then my work here is done. Fuck off. How's that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 6, 2019 Report Share Posted December 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Frank said: Shut up ape you timid little do-gooder. I’m the best on here and that’s a fact. Lay off the Ouzo. You Rodney Trotter-esque looking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2019 Report Share Posted December 6, 2019 5 hours ago, Frank said: MC I tend to choose my battles carefully on here. I know my limitations. Your inability to comprehend basic grammar gives me the confidence to fuck you over in any subject you choose. Shall we start with of and off? Fuck off. Reduced to grammar and punctuation cheap-shots? What a pitiful figure you've become. Still, at least it confirms my original suspicion that you were never more than a half arsed chancer in the first place. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 39 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck off. Reduced to grammar and punctuation cheap-shots? What a pitiful figure you've become. Still, at least it confirms my original suspicion that you were never more than a half arsed chancer in the first place. Pay-day-drunk-cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Pay-day-drunk-cunt. I've always been a supporter of you deep down, Frank. The extra time you seem to have on here is a good thing, but you need to start shaking the rust off. Kill @Foreskincheese and I'll see what I can do about getting you a place in the New Clique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Marvellous. Me and a few of the boys are travelling down to my mate's house in Basildon tomorrow for a sesh. We're going to start off the day taking a nostalgic trip down memory lane by playing four player Mario Kart on the Nintendo 64. Come four or five, it's off to The Beehive for a few swift halves and maybe a few lines. To finish off we're then going back to my mate's for the Ruiz Jnr v Joshua fight. My money's on the fat lad. There. Now do something with the above and make it fucking good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 32 minutes ago, Frank said: Pay-day-drunk-cunt. Not really. I inherited. My dead dad's paying for the drinks. I hated that cunt more than I hate you. Take that as a compliment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 6 hours ago, Decimus said: Marvellous. Me and a few of the boys are travelling down to my mate's house in Basildon tomorrow for a sesh. We're going to start off the day taking a nostalgic trip down memory lane by playing four player Mario Kart on the Nintendo 64. Come four or five, it's off to The Beehive for a few swift halves and maybe a few lines. To finish off we're then going back to my mate's for the Ruiz Jnr v Joshua fight. My money's on the fat lad. There. Now do something with the above and make it fucking good. Braver man than I. Bas Vegas as it is known to many, is a fucking dump. It makes Harlow look like Monte Carlo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 23 minutes ago, The Beast said: Braver man than I. Bas Vegas as it is known to many, is a fucking dump. It makes Harlow look like Monte Carlo. Fuck Monte Harlow. I've been earning 95 quid a night for supervising the door staff at Martello Beach. Money for unconscious pikeys.! happy days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not really. I inherited. My dead dad's paying for the drinks. I hated that cunt more than I hate you. Take that as a compliment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 14 hours ago, Frank said: MC I tend to choose my battles carefully on here. I know my limitations. Your inability to comprehend basic grammar gives me the confidence to fuck you over in any subject you choose. Shall we start with of and off? Reported for derailing the thread. You've no purpose here or in life. Kill yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 18 minutes ago, Frank said: The only man in history to wear AIDS and a stupid fucking waistcoat worse than you. Fuck right off, you cut-price Toad of Toad Hall cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 8 hours ago, Frank said: Pay-day-drunk-cunt. You forgot the minimum wage bit .. Eric is doing 11 hour nights for £95 a night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 9 hours ago, Roadkill said: I've always been a supporter of you deep down, Frank. The extra time you seem to have on here is a good thing, but you need to start shaking the rust off. Kill @Foreskincheese and I'll see what I can do about getting you a place in the New Clique. No fucking way. As you well know, RK, the New Clique runs like a Mafia clan, and we all have a veto on such matters. At the moment Francois doesn't have enough about him to even be considered an associate, let alone a made man. I'm in agreement regarding the contract on Foreskin though. Hopefully it'll serve as an incentive for him to up his fucking game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 18 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: No fucking way. As you well know, RK, the New Clique runs like a Mafia clan, and we all have a veto on such matters. At the moment Francois doesn't have enough about him to even be considered an associate, let alone a made man. I'm in agreement regarding the contract on Foreskin though. Hopefully it'll serve as an incentive for him to up his fucking game. Discussing me between yourselves is not an option. Say it to my face or fuck off you load of chicken shitted ringpiece lickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 16 hours ago, Roadkill said: To be fair though, if that face doesn't say "I'm going to throw your child off a fucking balcony" I don't know what does... Fucking gnome faced cunt. Is he related to Robbie Williams? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, Foreskincheese said: Discussing me between yourselves is not an option. Say it to my face or fuck off you load of chicken shitted ringpiece lickers Fair enough. Logout then kill yourself. It'll save me some time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 23 minutes ago, Guest Foreskincheese said: Discussing me between yourselves is not an option. Say it to my face or fuck off you load of chicken shitted ringpiece lickers That won't be necessary. I've just actioned the last cull for this year. Twenty stillborn and deceased accounts have been shovelled into The Corner's ovens plus one live one - yours. Sorry, but I did warn you nearly a fortnight ago and to be fair you did sharpen up your act but have regressed this past couple of days. Don't take this personally, but I think you are cerebrally challenged and whilst we are happy to accommodate a spectrum of intellects we have our limits. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've been earning 95 quid a night... Fucking hell, @Monumental cunt earns more just driving his expensive car the two miles to the office of a morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 47 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, @Monumental cunt earns more just driving his expensive car the two miles to the office of a morning. That’s fuck all. Marjorie makes twice that reconditioning nicked mobility scooters. Of course, he has the advantage of going through the old ladies’ handbags and helping himself to their pensions. Hey, it’s none of my business how a man makes a living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 28 minutes ago, judgetwi said: That’s fuck all. Marjorie makes twice that reconditioning nicked mobility scooters. Of course, he has the advantage of going through the old ladies’ handbags and helping himself to their pensions. Hey, it’s none of my business how a man makes a living. Fuck off, Jewdy. You do know it's an offence to be in charge of a mobility scooter while pissed, don't you? It's 12 o'clock for fucks sake and you're already knocking back the Special Brew! Sort your fucking life out. You fat drunken bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Fuck off, Jewdy. You do know it's an offence to be in charge of a mobility scooter while pissed, don't you? It's 12 o'clock for fucks sake and you're already knocking back the Special Brew! Sort your fucking life out. You fat drunken bastard. Temper temper Marjorie. You didn’t get one with a puncture again did you? I hope you’re putting in a new inner tube and not trying to patch up the old one you tight-fisted old Shylock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Temper temper Marjorie. You didn’t get one with a puncture again did you? I hope you’re putting in a new inner tube and not trying to patch up the old one you tight-fisted old Shylock. Just got a lovely 2015 scooter on the forecourt, Jewdy, it's definitely a bit of you mate. It's only done 50 miles and comes with plastic incontinence seat covers. You can relive those mod days as it sports Vespa style mirrors. Unfortunately it's not letting me upload a picture at the moment, but I can assure you it's kosher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: You're not funny whatsoever and you're incredibly fucking thick, close your account and kill yourself faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: You're not funny whatsoever and you're incredibly fucking thick, close your account and kill yourself faggot. Fuck off, you riled little spastic. You're way, way out of your depth with me. Now do one before I tear you a new arsehole, again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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